31 Funny Stories About Living in a Small Town
All hail the Livestock Queen!
People who have only lived in big cities can’t comprehend small-town life. Yes, you can walk to a bodega and get coffee or whatever, but you will never know what it feels like to be crowned “Livestock Queen” at the week-long Livestock Festival. That is the sacrifice you’re making by living in “New York City,” or “Los Angeles,” or wherever the hell else.
To that end, Redditors have gathered together and recalled the funniest things they’ve witnessed while living in a small town. Have any of you heard of cow patty bingo?