18 Hilarious Secrets That Students Told Their Teachers

When they’re not handing out tests, getting pranked or calling parents, teachers serve as a reservoir of information that students spew at them on a regular basis. And while these are all major reasons why teachers deserve higher pay, there’s also entertainment value in knowing little secrets about their students’ families. For example — and this should go without saying — but if you’re planning on setting up some kind of sex dungeon in your basement, keep the door locked at all times. Otherwise, your kid’s teacher is definitely going to hear about it. 

The teachers of Reddit have disclosed the little secrets that have gotten dropped off at their desks, and if anything, these should serve as warnings to share significantly less information with your child.