31 of the Weirdest Things Parents Caught Their Kids Doing

Being a helicopter parent at least lets you know when your kid is doing some weird shit. Sure, it may hinder their development, make them paranoid or stunt their general sense of self, but at least you’d be able to keep your child from licking the floor so they don’t develop a penchant for the taste. Or, you’d notice the container of garlic powder was missing before your child coated himself and the bathroom in garlicky goodness. 

In that vein, parents on Reddit have revealed the most bizarre things they’ve caught their kids doing, and we can’t wait until these children grow up and inevitably run for Congress.