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29 Ways You’re Just Plain Bad at Shopping

By:: Cracked Plasticians

October 28, 2023

29 Ways You’re Just Plain Bad at Shopping

Unless you’re a self-sustaining farmer or some sort of monk, you probably spend a sizable chunk of your life shopping. The problem is, literally all of us are dumb about the way we shop. And so, we asked our readers to tell us about their dumbest shopping habits.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up…

29 Entry by Artem Bazarov

I get scared of the cashier Maw heetos judging my Crunchy eating habits, DEESE FLANDEE SLUACES SO also buy something healthy I never eat.

28 Entry by newverse

I don't need a list! I'll remember everything! 179 u.no, you won't. CRACKED.COM

27 Entry by Eileen Mitchell

CRACKEDCON Saved $ .55 buying a sponge at the Dollar Store OREDITOSEDSSCASONES Wasted $20 on Mystery Merchandise ?????

26 Entry by Carlos Suarez

WHEN I ENTER A SHOPI CANT LEAVE WITHOUT BUYING SOMETHING... Ttol I JUST DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT THE EMPLOYEES THERE AFTER GETTING THEIR HOPES UP. CRA

25 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKED.COM Even though I've never finished a large popcorn on my own, 0 can't help but feel like I'm ripping myself off if buy a small.

24 Entry by JohnSchatzi

Not only am I needlessly embarrassed when I pick up women's hygiene products, I always make it worse by saying, LE & THESE AREN'T FOR ME! THEY'RE FOR

23 Entry by deathpod

I'm often sabotaged by my own cheapness. GRAUIN Condition: New Quantity: 1 706 available Price: US $1.00 Bu $$$ Approximdtohc VS $$ Ad Wat 1.821 sold

22 Entry by BuffaloGreg

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21 Entry by Moses Armstrong

CRACKEDCON Even though I already have a magnificent collection of fun shirts, I always fall for the online shirt stores' this shirt is available for

20 Entry by Carlos Suarez

0 ALWAYS ORDER A SIDE DISH WITH MY MEALS... BECAUSEO DON'T WANT THE WAITER TO THINK I'M POOR (WHICH I AM).

19 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I justify my purchase of certain products based on how pretty they'll look when I post pictures of them on social media.

18 Entry by Moses Armstrong

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17 Entry by jimclass

love the convenience of using wishlists on my favorite online shopping sites. especially when I'm short of cash. Human Factors for Technical Communica

16 Entry by BuffaloGreg

Whenever an employee asks Can I help you find anything? My brain automatically tells my mouth to answer No thanks, I'm fine. But very often I'm NO

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14 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

gladly fork out extra cash for items that come in exclusive colors... f ...even though there are no functional differences between the exclusive and t

13 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

29 Ways You’re Just Plain Bad at Shopping

12 Entry by Moses Armstrong

29 Ways You’re Just Plain Bad at Shopping

11 Entry by BuffaloGreg

I always purchase the product with the cheapest price-per-pound label. Cargilr Unfortunately, that means I'm LEONARDO Olive Oil constantly buying JU

10 Entry by gimsa

0 wait until 0 completely run out of a household item like paper towels, cleaning supplies and toothpaste, before 0 even think of buying new ones. I k

9 Entry by RoraDrum

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8 Entry by jimclass

I know it's crazy, but after I look over a product in a store and decide to buy it, I always take a fresh one from the back of the display. $10080 3

7 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

will spend months saving money in order to buy an expensive gadget... ...and then end up not buying it because I don't feel like parting with my hard-

6 Entry by Scott Laffey

5 Entry by PollyDarton

When I go shopping I always end up buying clothes... that are slight variations of things O already own. I essentially buy CRACKED.COM the same clothe

4 Entry by Carlos Suarez

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3 Entry by LilySprite

CRACKED.COM I'm much more likely to buy a product if the packaging is my favorite color (even if there's no correlation between the color and what's i

2 Entry by FlynnDoylePratt

I will drive an extra 15 miles, wait in line for 40 minutes and burn a half gallon of gas idling... COSTCOGASOLINE 6LCX795 To save 10 cents a gallon a

1 Entry by PollyDarton

If the CRACKED cO grocery store is out of the one thing I came I will in for easily walk out without buying anything. If they do have the one thing, t

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