35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, January 6, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, January 6, 2025

Nikki Glaser made history last night as the first woman to host the Golden Globes on her own, but she’s yet to join one elite group of entertainers that includes the likes of Mary Tyler Moore and Amy Poehler. Glaser had the chance to leave the show as both host and award winner, as her stand-up special Someday You’ll Die was among this year’s nominees. Unfortunately for her, that award ultimately went to Ali Wong’s Single Lady. Still, Glaser has a lot to celebrate, as her hosting stint is already being remembered much more fondly than her predecessor’s.  

In other Golden Globes news, despite The Bear’s five nominations, Jeremy Allen White was the series’ sole winner. Instead, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association honored Hacks as the year’s best comedy, with its star Jean Smart also taking home a trophy. On the film side of things, Sebastian Stan nabbed a victory for one of his two nominated performances; Demi Moore won her first major acting award despite a nearly five-decade-long career; and Emilia Pérez scored a total of four Globes, paving the way for a number of baffling pronunciations of the very common Spanish surname. 

Meanwhile, the stars on the timeline are shining bright with these remarkable tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a handy guide to Hollywood Jeremys, Philly’s town crier and a very threatening haircut.

Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim.2h happy anniversary azealiabanks 4m ... X This is such meth behavior 3 61K 586 4.7K
tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug. dd ... 61Y Tucci- looks looks evil strong- 14 1K 16K 415K
Aidan @aidanthereup.1 1d ... Who da hell is that GROK 38 9.7K 111K 998K
C @KodenameC. 1d TSA is going to kill you on sight Luca @lucawya 2d my biggest flex is that i never lost my first airpods ZOCMI-802-FPCD1 530 20K 301K 10M
Meg @megannn_lynne 1d ... Your twenties are about watching TV shows about far more interesting people in their twenties 12 2.7K 30K 499K
hazel ОД @BluebriarArts 1d Me after i find out my friend owns a big fun trampoline @YOURESODEAD.2d SHUT THE HELL UP! x.com/nOtpuppi/statu... you re such a good gin SOO when can I pourice on it ? 69 2.1K 452K 12K puppi @n0tpuppi i 2d oh to bounce on it while he yaps about his nerdy interests 234 6.9K 33K del 11M puppi @n0tpuppi 2d id bounce on it like the pixar lamp if you even care 24 661 2.7K del 113K puppi @n0tpuppi 3d i can't fix you but i can bounce on it and maybe that'll help a little :> 394
Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung. 1d Golden hair Saka @Ransinho1. 6 6/2/24 Can u be fat and still have aura? 142K 348 4.5K
h` @HELEBING_ 23h it looks like she is officiating a gay wedding E Conclave @conclavethefilm.23h CONCLAVE cast and filmmakers at ONCLAV last night's special screening and conversation in LA. 1K 598K 28 20K
Bethy Squires @BethyBSQU -1 17h Can't believe it's my job to make stuff like this THIS IS Jamiroquai 1.3K 19K 45 504K
Glindafuq @galindaism 16h reunite they were together 12 hours ago FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates.1 16h Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande reunite at the #GoldenGlobes LL О 105 6.2K 199K 2.8M
tonsured pussy @sweetseaslug 15h Isabella rosselini running in the same category as selena gomez so selena gomez stans are like extreme beefing against her is so funny. Why are you calling nonna a hack fraud 14 747 12K 237K
Rebecca Alter @ralter 14h Demi Moore was born in Roswell, New Mexico, a town famously associated with alien conspiracy theories. Demi Moore was born in Roswell, New Mexico, a town famously associated with alien conspiracy theories. 136 4.1K 74K 1.2M
Dumb Bitch Capital, LLC @dumbbitchcap 1d ... Dumb Bitch capital... Told my husband if he doesn't increase my credit card limit I'm getting this haircut 43 43 1.5K 64K
Hustlanani @hustlanani - 1d ... Telling people Happy Birthday on Instagram be feeling like jury duty 68 4K 28K 551K
Victoria @fakehockeyteam 20h ... everyone on this flight out of Philly was relying on the guy who shelled out for in flight wifi to periodically announce the score on the eagles game like the town crier in a midsized medieval village 50 1.8K 48K 704K
coleman spilde @colemanjspilde. 16h SOOOOO excited for the next time i have a headache so i can tweet this pic and say have a headache FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates. 16h Nicole Kidman stuns for the 2025 #GoldenGlobes 6 248K 487 14K
big content guy @bigcontentguy. 18h ... Moana 3. moana's people finally lose their tribe after all the men are recruited to play nosetackle at USC 82 2K 46K 2.1M
@macyagilliam 3h macy new screenshot to guilt your friends with just dropped The Atlantic Subscribe FAMILY AMERICANS NEED TO PARTY MORE We're not doing it as much as we used to. You can be the change we need. 23 682 12K 311K
Mike Bong @WeirdBongs. 19h we smoking that MEGA BUFFOON PACK hus 42K 25 3.2K 740K
COTUS @PirateCoop 16h Been off work 17 days and I'm supposed to just... return? 8.9K 116 71K 1.5M
THIS TOUCHÉS ALE DEEPLY... frank zeppo @NoahPasternak• 21h Every scene in that SNL biopic LORNE MICHAELS: Our comedy... it's like... the Beatles on Sullivan... the first brick being thrown at Stonewall... nothing will be the same after it... MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE: What if Captain Kangaroo... smoked weed... WHOEVER WILLEM DAFOE WAS PLAYING: That's a CHILDREN'S television host. You can't air this. People will die. And it will never last 50 years, mark my words 26 494 10K 300K
bobs burgers out of context @bobsburgers_ooc-17h ... It's been a rough year It's the first week of January 3 2.5K 11K 211K
Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane . 21h ... Funniest part of modern existence is realizing which random phrases in your vocabulary are from Trump. Today's is don't we folks. 167 561 15K 414K
james and the giant onion @boy_onion . dd xi. please. do this over new jersey Dott. Orikron @orikron - 1d They keep combining drone shows with fireworks in China cc 126 6.3K 105K 2.4M
@killeures. 1d ... This app is now what Facebook was in 2015 Vertigo_Warrior @Vertig... 2d 15 Incredible coincidences that seem impossible, but really happened. W ENZO FERRARI MESUT OZIL TARGOBANK DIED IN BORN IN 1988 1988 55 2,292 50.4K 874K
derek guy @dieworkwear 16h ... the most powerful person in an antique store always looks like this '@cravemedia_.17h 73 797 19.3K 644K
Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo 22h Не looks like a college swimmer CINEMA Cinema Solace @Solace... 1d Drew Starkey debuts new look at @wmag's Best Performances party. 5 22 886 54.5K
Isabel Steckel @IsabelSte... 20h ... me as a detective: ok wait omg 94 14.5K 102K del 1.8M
swagless @noswagordrip 21h ... I have so much swag you can't even comprehend it It's not a BALD spot, It's a SOLAR panel, for a SEX MACHINE! - - - 172 5,082 99.6K 2.6M
Ellen @ellenfromnowon 14h ... god i love the ireland school of motoring logo that's just our beautiful island as a guy left foot MOTORING braking with his peanits out OF 1961 SCHOOL Since IRISH THE Education Driver in Leaders adcos 29 854 12.3K 405K
Lisa @pepsibong 21h ... I'm building a team - - SUNNY ON DEMIS OWNED FRENCH ONION Prairie Dip Best Farms Class - - for - 43 ROKU Select Series 1.99 en Rock TV 43 4K - HOR PEPSI - + PORT - - - TO - - - IN - - THE n - - NETFLIX sts Disney+ - - better Roku peacock prime video Channel - - - - 18 263 4,570 81.4K
welllll sorta kinda @plantdad... 18h ... Big bowl of pasta for dinner tonight OZEMPIC (semaglutide) injection Por Single Pothese Use Only cig/2 of 03.00 Pour sans 201 Per delivers down in e ING Insperments only for 2000 only Use OZEMPIC once weekly Consu You will Not mess with my family 23 617 9,358 del 209K
niquella the kind @nm_xvrsn 23h ... love Dakota Johnson even tho she's been in approximately 2.5 good movies in her life (suspiria, the Ellen show, The Worst Person in the World until i realized that wasn't her) 224 2,397 51.1K del 1M
soup @marthastwrtofcl-22h no dating apps this year. just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM 59 1,992 20.2K del 411K
RAISE APPLEREE'S HELL NMOO MANS PRAISE DALE Kristi Yamaguccimane @Th... 21h ... Not paying for a knob, not 3D printing a knob, but a secret third thing Thomas Millar @thmsmlr. id I'm so glad I learned CAD $34/knob from Bosch $0.12/knob from my 3D Printer 1.4K 1.1K 27K 3.2M many IF_TV Follow @IF_TV when i needed one for my maytag range i simply went to home depot and took a knob off the display model and put in my pocket 113 2,207 51.8K 667K

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