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30 Bad Habits We Can All Relate to and Should Probably Knock Off

By:: Brian C. Miller; Cracked Writers

December 11, 2023

30 Bad Habits We Can All Relate to and Should Probably Knock Off

Bad habits are a double-edged sword. The very things that annoy us about our friends, family and co-workers are also the very things we’ve been know to be guilty of ourselves. Giving people mean nicknames? Sure, it happens. Biting our nails or rolling our eyes? Almost definitely. Never missing an opportunity to respond to any vaguely unintentional double entendre with a Michael Scott-esque “That's what she said?” Look, nobody’s perfect.

That said, there are some bad habits on this list that are pretty out there. No judgement, though. This is a safe space, so go on, you nasty little bad habit freaks.

30 Drinkin' for Later

CRACKED.COM I've always felt a drink ruins the flavor and texture of whatever you're chewing, even if just water, so I never wash any meal down, but leave the drinking for later. — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

29 Weird Photoshopping

30 Bad Habits We Can All Relate to and Should Probably Knock Off — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

28 Locking the Car

30 Bad Habits We Can All Relate to and Should Probably Knock Off — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

27 Hate-Scrolling

I constantly check the social media pages of people I hate. I don't know why, I don't enjoy doing it at all but I feel compelled to. CRACKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

26 The Good Stuff Behind the Front Stuff

When I go cookies PREMIUM grocery 6 crackers AGENCIA PREMIUM shopping, AREMON I always grab the item I'm buying from the back of Pila the shelf. LIVOS I feel the items in the back are better quality than the front ones because I assume nobody has touched them. CRACKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

25 Daily Rogers Dose

For about a year now, I've been watching at least two episodes of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood every day... How is it that this could be weird...? I'm 55 years old. CRACKED COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

24 Famous Comparisons

I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE I KNOW THAT HMMMM THEY LOOK LIKE FAMOUS PEOPLE THEY NEVER SEEM HAPPY ABOUT IT CRACKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

23 ...We Don't Know About This One

Every time I step out into the sun, I look at my watch, then up into the sky. I don't know what I expect to gain by doing this. GRAGKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

22 Bathroom Breaks

CRACKED.COM I find myself taking bathroom breaks even though I don't really need one. I guess I'm just bored. — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

21 Shower Nose Blowing

I ALWAYS BLOW MY NOSE IN THE SHOWER. IT'S EFFICIENT AND SAVES ON TISSUES. CRACKED COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

20 Tilting Our Chairs Back

I like to tilt my chair back on two legs. I can also do it forward. I know I may fall, but I just can't stop. CRACKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

19 Eating Off Someone Else's Plate

I STEAL FOOD FROM MY HUSBAND'S PLATE. NOT BECAUSE IT'S TASTIER, BUT BECAUSE CALORIES FROM HIS PLATE DON'T COUNT FOR ME. hers Nutrition Facts Calories 595g Total Fat 33g Saturated Fat 13g Trans Fat 1.6g Cholesterol 106mg Sodium 1422mg Total Carbohydrate 40g Dietary Fiber 2.7g Sugars 9.8g Protein 33g Nutrition Facts Vitamin A 16% Vitamin с 26% Calcium 13% Iron 55% 0 Calories Total Fat 0g Saturated Fat 0g Trans Fat 0g Cholesterol 0mg Sodium 0mg Total Carbohydrate 0g Dietary Fiber 0g Sugars 0g Protein 0g Vitamin A 0% Vitamin с 0% Calcium 0% Iron 0% his CRACKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

18 Main Character Syndrome

GRACKED.COM I'm... probably not very likely to have a TV show made about my life. That still doesn't stop me from thinking of how many moments from it would make good twist endings, title drops, rapid/drastic shifts in tone, ridiculously on-the-nose foreshadowing, and of course, moments in which what plays on the radio happens to be bizarrely fitting. — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

17 Getting Too Real

I keep finding myself turning totally benign conversations into anti-capitalist screeds about how the ruling class is keeping the rest of us down and destroying the world. New GRAGKED.COM — Source: Bizarre Habits That Are Weirdly Hard To Quit

16 Conversation Snooping

When I'm alone in a coffee shop, I snoop on other people's SOUPS conversations. Sometimes I even use selfie mode to watch their faces. CRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

15 Peeking at Phones

CRACKED.COM - When a stranger is using their phone next to me, I can't help taking a peek. — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

14 Avoiding Favors

Whenever people ask me for favors, I glance at my watch and make a face (even when I have nothing else to do). GRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

13 Combing Facial Hair

I comb my facial hair relentlessly in public. Getting the dry skin off feels great, but it treats everyone else around me to a snowstorm. GRAGKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

12 Hair in the Drain

EWW! I'm always telling my roommates to clean their nasty, loose hair out of the shower drain. I never clean my own hair out, however; I let mine collect with theirs. That way, they think it's their own and clean it out, and I don't have to touch the nasty hair. GRAGKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

11 Biting Our Nails

CRACKED.COM I CAN'T STOP BITING AND PICKING AT MY NAILS... EVEN THOUGH IT FREQUENTLY LEADS TO IRRITATED AND INFECTED HANGNAILS. — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

10 Snacks for Dinner

I sometimes eat a bag of chips for dinner instead of an actual dinner. It's easier to just tear open a bag of Lay's than to cook a healthy meal. GRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

9 Declining Social Invitations

I turn down about 90% of invitations to social functions, citing my overwhelming workload as an excuse, and then go home and do everything but my work. sono THE ww : sono CRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

8 "That's What She Said"

If a chance to pop off a THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!! presents itself, I can't not take it, no matter how inappropriate the setting is. WAYNE'S WORLD you CRACKED COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

7 Energy Drinks

HER I wake up every day with an energy drink. They're bad for my weight, my teeth, and I get major headaches if I miss one, but given the choice between popping a can and dealing with a coffee machine is no question, so I keep doing it to myself. Re Bull Bull DRINK DRINE GRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

6 Cursing

30 Bad Habits We Can All Relate to and Should Probably Knock Off — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

5 Jealous Temptation

I get jealous of people who lose weight, so I buy them chocolates to tempt them. CRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

4 Mean Nicknames

I make up nicknames for people I see throughout the day. Some of the names are... unflattering. GRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

3 Picking Lips

I bite and pull dry skin off my lips, sometimes until they start to bleed. CRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

2 Being Greedy with Candy

N If I have a bag of assorted candies, I can't help but to set aside the pieces I want before I share it with other people. Rees 60 PEANUT BUTTER C PIECES NET WT 55 OZ (15 g MARS Chocolate FAVORITES RASAN MilkyWay® 3 Musketeers rfinger Nestle B Twix SNICKERS ers CRACKED.COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

1 Replying to Texts

I often read a text, then forget to reply. CRACKED COM — Source: These 30 Tiny Habits Of Yours Are Just The WORST

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