35 Head-Scratching Fictional Relationships
![35 Head-Scratching Fictional Relationships](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/6/830626_320x180.jpg)
Look, no real-life relationship is perfect. Who among us hasn’t won back their soulmate while they were working another couple’s wedding, a la Picture Perfect? Raise your hand if you’ve never left your fiance in the dust, racing in slow motion to the love of your life, who’d been pretty clear that you could never be together, like Mary Jane did in Spider-Man 2. Oh, no one? Big surprise there.
Oh, and I suppose you’ve got a problem with Kylo Ren and Rey? Like you’ve never developed a little bit of a crush on space mega Hitler? Get real.
If you’re not married yet, put yourself in Susan Ross’ shoes. You’re a rich ambitious woman, and this neurotic idiot with anger issues proposes to you. And, by the way, his friends are all jerks, too. Do you really think you could resist saying yes to that mess?
We only ask that you cut these characters some slack. Everyone deserves to find love — even fictional idiots.
![... TELL US NOW. Hank & Leticia GRACKED Robert В. says Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry in Monster's Ball makes me need a bath.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/3/830663.jpg)
![KOLIDESS At the end of Picture Perfect, KATE wins NICK BACK WITH A BIG ROMANTIC GESTURE. She makes her big play while he's trying to film another couple's wedding. So the bride and groom get to stand by and watch while she turns their day into her thing. CRACKED.COM Picture Perfect 1997.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/2/830662.jpg)
![At the end of Spider-Man 2, Mary Jane runs in slow motion to Peter Parker's doorway. SHE LEAVES HER FIANCE FOR HIM. LJ There is no indication that the dude's ever done anything wrong. But she still abandons him to immediately find the apartment of the guy who had told her that they couldn't be together. CRACKED.COM Spider-Man 2, 2004](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/1/830661.jpg)
![STAR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER WARS KYLO REN AND REY It's ok to play with the trope of good girls liking bad boys but most would draw the line at space mega Hitler. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/9/830659.jpg)
![In Seinfeld, George Costanza proposed to Susan Ross, and she said yes. Why would a rich and ambitious lady marry a neurotic idiot with anger issues? CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/8/830658.jpg)
![... TELL US NOW. Casper & Kat GRACKED Adam М. is technically correct: Definitely Casper and Kat. I mean, c'mon! She's underage, he's six feet under. So creepy.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/7/830657.jpg)
![In Overboard, Joanna literally FALLS in Love with Dean, after she falls into the water. Joanna is a mean heiress who falls off her yacht and gets amnesia, and disgruntled contractor Dean decides to kidnap her, take her home, and tell her she's his wife. CRACKED.COM Overboard 1987.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/6/0/830660.jpg)
![In The Notebook, Noah has known Allie for five minutes when he makes a decision: НЕ VOWS TO STALK HER FOREVER. His efforts to WOO her include suicide attempts and creepy letters that keep coming until she gives in. Then she leaves him for someone else, until Noah builds a house for them to be dysfunctional together in. CRACKED.COM The Notebook, 2004](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/6/830656.jpg)
![CRACKED COM ALF In the 80s society, having won the Space Race... You want us to believe Willie Tanner would've endangered his family to get to know the funny, cat-eating alien?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/5/830655.jpg)
![WHY EXACTLY DO CLAIRE AND OWEN END UP TOGETHER? JURASSIC WORLD CRACKED.COM At the beginning of the film we find out Claire and Owen went out on one date, but it was a failure because the two couldn't stand each other. Claire is a control freak and a workaholic, while Owen is the complete opposite. Despite not liking each other one bit, and arguing throughout the film, they still end up together, FOR SOME REASON.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/4/830654.jpg)
![... TELL US NOW. Preston & Shay CRACKED Paul G. says his money's on The child and the adult woman from Blank Check.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/3/830653.jpg)
![In Never Been Kissed, Josie writes a column that BLOWS HeR cover AS A REPORTER posing as a student, so she can have a romantic relationship with the teacher who is into her. At the same moment, she outs him as a pedophile, because he didn't know she was an adult until then. CRACKED.COM Never Been Kissed. 1999](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/2/830652.jpg)
![In The Terminator, Kyle Reese travels back in time to protect Sarah Connor. And to score with her. HER UNBORN SON SETS THEM UP. Reese informs Sarah that her son John manipulated him into being obsessed with her. That apparently gets her motor revving. And she really likes her future son's taste in dudes. It's an ouroboros of weirdness. CRACKED.COM The Terminator, 1984](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/1/830651.jpg)
![Danny forced himself on Sandy twice. GREASE The first time with kissing. The second time, he fondled her breasts and pushed her down. Danny's advances were getting worse and that should have been a huge red flag for Sandy. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/5/0/830650.jpg)
![The entire character of Tauriel was created for the Hobbit movies to add a romantic subplot that didn't exist in the original novel. This is ridiculous as she is a strong woman character with badass combat skills and her own distinct personality, yet was relegated to a nonsensical love triangle subplot that exists between herself, the dwarf Kili and Legolas simply because the Hobbit series got extended from two movies to three. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/9/830649.jpg)
![... TELL US NOW. Bella & Edward CRACKED Tony F. takes issue with Those two planks of wood from Twilight. Mind you, it's never going to go well when your choices are bestiality or necrophilia.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/8/830648.jpg)
![In Miss Congeniality, ERIC AND GRACIE FALL in LOVE. 9M Despite the fact that he yanks her into a swimming pool in her pageant evening gown, after she pointedly tells him not to. Gracie is a cop posing as a beauty pageant contestant, who spends montage after montage on her cover. Eric is also a cop, and he knows this. CRACKED.COM Miss Congeniality: 2000](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/7/830647.jpg)
![In Ocean's Eleven, Tess leaves Danny because she can't overlook his being a criminal. UNTIL НЕ ROBS HER BOYFRIEND. No matter how charming you are, robbing a casino is still pretty much illegal, even if the owner is dating your ex. But somehow Tess has no qualms about going back to Danny after the heist. CRACKED.COM Ocean's Eleven, 2001](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/6/830646.jpg)
![In Back to the Future, Marty is a cool high school kid and Doc is a weird, old scientist. It makes no sense that the two of them would ever cross paths, let alone form a friendship. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/5/830645.jpg)
![... TELL US NOW. Captain Kirk & any alien CRACKED John H. says the Cap'n gettin' frisky always makes him squirm: has anyone seen James T Kirk kissing on the Star Trek original series, THATS cringe worthy.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/4/830644.jpg)
![In A Knight's Tale, Jocelyn tells William he can PROVE HIS LOVE for her, in the jousting tournament. Specifically, she tells him to prove it by losing. Then she stands by and watches, smiling coyly, as knights on horseback wielding jousting lances beat the living crap out of William. CRACKED.COM A Knight's Tale. 2001.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/3/830643.jpg)
![In The Mask Of Zorro, Elena tries to kill Zorro, and they swordfight. НЕ ENDS UP STRIPPING HER CLOTHES OFF. Не forcibly kisses her, disarms her, then makes her stand still while he uses his sword to cut off her clothing. By the end of the film, they are in love and have a child. Because that's completely how relationships work. CRACKED.COM The Mask of Zorro, 1998](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/2/830642.jpg)
![Bruce Banner and Natasha Romanoff's romance comes out of nowhere. They barely interact, and when they do, it mostly consists of... ...deception... ...and physical violence. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/1/830641.jpg)
![After he helps break the curse that made her a terror dog, DANA FALLS in LOVE WITH venkman. Completely disregarding the fact that he spent the first half of Gbostbusters hitting on his students and exploiting a haunted apartment to force Dana to go on a date with him. CRACKED.COM Ghostbusters 1984.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/4/0/830640.jpg)
![Lucy from While You Were Sleeping pretends to be engaged to Peter, a man she hasn't met. THEN BECOMES ENTANGLED WITH HIS BROTHER. Lucy deceives Peter's family to see him while he's in a coma. When Peter wakes up, he assumes he's got amnesia and proposes to her again. And she accepts, despite now being in love with his brother Jack. CRACKED.COM While You Were Sleeping, 1995](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/9/830639.jpg)
![That Jackie looks down on Fez for being a foreigner %70s through all of That Show '70s Show. But then at the end of Season 8, she wants to be his girlfriend. It's awkward enough that she was already in relationships with two guys in their group (Kelso and Hyde). It also took her eight seasons to realize Fez is the one for her? CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/7/830637.jpg)
![RACHAeL ASKS DeCKARD TO KISS HeR, in BLADE Runner. Because he makes her. When Deckard first kisses Rachael, she tries to get away. Не slams the door and blocks the way. Then he throws her against a window and forces her to beg him to kiss her. CRACKED.COM Blade Runner 1982](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/8/830638.jpg)
![Frank Martin, The Transporter, discovers that a package he's delivering contains a woman, Lai Kwan. THEY START A KIDNAPPING- BASED ROMANCE. Frank keeps Lai at arm's length, until she offers to have sex with him. Out of the blue. She does it to get Frank to help her, but they end up together based on about three sentences and 200 felonies. CRACKED.COM The Transporter, 2002](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/6/830636.jpg)
![CRACKED.COM Parks and Recreation It's impossible to believe that a no-nonsense medical professional like Ann would not only date an immature moron like Andy but live with him for two years.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/4/830634.jpg)
![In Untamed Heart, Adam rescues Caroline and SAVES HeR FROM TWO ATTACKERS who grab her on her way home from work. But the only reason Adam was able to step in was that he was also following her home from work. Не was stalking her. CRACKED.COM Untamed Heart 1993](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/1/830631.jpg)
![Vision and Scarlet Witch regularly schedule secret sexy getaways. SO, НЕ GOT HIMSELF A DICK? To make sex work, Vision would need the penis that Ultron probably didn't bother giving him. Did he browse through a selection of penises? Did he model several for Scarlet Witch till they settled on one she liked? CRACKED.COM Marvel Cinematic Universe](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/5/830635.jpg)
![I never understood why Ferris and Cameron were best friends in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Most of the time, when they weren't fighting, Ferris was either threatening, manipulating, or assaulting a reluctant Cameron into joining one of his schemes. Even during his fourth wall breaks, Ferris usually talked about how much he pitied Cameron. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/2/830632.jpg)
![In The Time Traveler's Wife, Henry and Clare meet when they're in their 20s. BUT SHE KNEW HIM SINCE CHILDHOOD. Henry learns that Clare has been drawing them as a couple since she was a little girl. Later, he travels to the past and meets Clare when she's six. Naked and hiding in the bushes, he says to her: Don't tell mommy. CRACKED.COM The Time Traveler's Wife, 2009](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/3/830633.jpg)
![In Twilight, Bella is 17. Edward is 108. HOW MANY BELLAS HAVE THERE BEEN? Really, why is this man still going to high school? What could he possibly be getting out of the experience? How many high schools has Edward attended? How many young girls have mooned over him? A man doesn't go to high school for 90 years without dating. CRACKED.COM Twilight, 2008](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/2/9/830629.jpg)
![In Wonder Woman we're told that Diana knows about sex, so her romance with Steve Trevor won't seem weird. SHE LEARNED EVERYTHING FROM BOOKS. Steve is the first man she has ever met, and she has the personality of a child. It's probably for the best that the camera cuts away before showing the two sleeping together. CRACKED.COM Wonder Woman, 2017](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/3/0/830630.jpg)