39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 13, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, November 13, 2025

Sometimes jokes, characters and even episodes don’t age well.

On Monday’s episode of Comedy Bang! Bang!, Edgar Wright pitched a potential Scooby-Doo movie. Just a few days later, our dreams were crushed.

His idea, which would’ve been a “cancel culture-themed” Scooby-Doo movie called Scooby-Don’t, would address how dated some classical cartoons are in 2025. 

However, Wright confirmed days later on a Reddit post that Scooby-Don’t was already doomed, joking that Scrappy Do “asked for too much money, and the studio balked.” 

Maybe some shows are just meant to stay in the past — safely away from future cancellations.

But if you’re looking for jokes that might still get someone canceled, Twitter’s always on point. Today’s funniest include a $400 apple, Black Ops calling their players broke, and a very long grudge.

boe @bigsquishyfrog 21h ... just seen a guy with a coca-cola and yellow lays chips. classic combo, he knows his stuff 25 922 15K 132K
kat @popkatss Nov 12 G ... this is what october felt like to me Just made about 15 servings of the worst pasta i have ever had in my entire life 66 8.9K 126K del 1M
saurish X @saurishs . 20h G ... finding a CS job so hard in this market we got people going to the nba instead topps Topps @Topps Oct 23 Maxime Raynaud graduated from Stanford with a DOUBLE MAJOR in Mathematics & Computer Science four months ago... Last night, he made his NBA Debut for the Sacramento Kings. P PHOONG LAW Kings 42 197 7.6K 110K del 3.2M
The First Horseman @KalmPC 14h S ... You could not PAY me to cook anything to a boiling temperature in glass. don't care what the science says or how much testing has been done SheLuv R @SoulProvocateur 14h An Amazon find Large Capacity Glass Pots. High Value Glass Cookware Glass is the much much more healthier and non toxic option. EX 0:06 276 3.7K 67K del 2.1M
anna (Seguimos, positivo y OK) @rockmeannadeus 18h S ... they blew snoopy's shit smoove off snoopy posters @snoomfies 18h Snoopy item of the day: Snoopy Puffer Coat Lidded Mug from Kohls 69 7.4K 120K 1.8M
@luvblessingz.22h s ... Acting broke. nadi. @luvofrare 23h You win $430 million tomorrow, wyd? 102 8.5K 65K 900K
amir @MustBeTheHero 18h ... people are sleeping that have never slept before alex turntine @turntineforwhat Nov 12 update: started using a weighted sleep mask. I sleep better but it's scary bc I don't know I'm asleep. Like I'm not aware of time passing anymore. My brain is COMPLETELY offline. Like being dead. I think maybe that's just what sleep is. if so, I have NOT been doing it right x.com/turntineforwha... 11 969 32K 761K
Billz G ... @BillzDaOriginal . 20h Jeans have this tendency of looking clean when you want to wash them. 148 2.6K 23K 285K
Parker Ortolani @ParkerOrtoLani 15h ... can't decide if it's hilarious or genius Chance Miller @ChanceHMiller 15h This is Edge Light, a new feature coming with macOS Tahoe 26.2 that basically adds a virtual ring light to your Mac's display while on a video call. January Teamner 9TO5Mac 27 7 1K 94K
fuwa semi-ia @morguefriend 13h ... it's my fucking dad fuwa semi-ia @morguefriend 13h random account with no mutual friends or servers that added me this morning wont tell me who they are Mischief 5:25 PM I'm like 6 months late fuwa 5:25 PM to ? Mischief 5:26 PM ? adding you! fuwa 5:27 PM who is this is rhis caleb 49 1.3K 41K 821K
S ... Ryan Trahan @RyanTrahan 13h it was a good run Pop Base @PopBase. 16h After 232 years, the U.S. mint has made the last Penny. IN GOD WE TRUST LIBERTY 2005 D 64 335 9.7K 229K
Tansu Yegen G ... @TansuYegen 22h Michelin-starred restaurant's presentation of a smoked apple worth $400 B&M 0:26 From Abdulkadir Karayilan 3.4K 2.5K 19K del 6M
@CarlyPostsGames - 17h s ... Carly I don't need the Steam machine I don't need the Steam machine I don't need the Steam machine I don't need the Steam machine I don't need the Steam machine don't need the Steam machine don't need the Steam machine don't need the Steam machine I don't need the Steam machine 133 1.4K 18K del 160K
G ... 3i/atlas welcoming committee @Cha0sMVP Nov 11 This is a good thing. McDonald's fries would be 34yrs old without any mold at all Defiant L's RTM @DefiantLs Nov 11 Woman says these Culver's French fries were sitting out of the fridge for only 2 days... juliaalexandra.22 You forget Culver's fries for 48hrs_and this happens 0:03 94 4.3K 89K del 2.4M
s ١٠٠ S @pokeSevenn 20h Bo2 calling me broke - EMPLOYMENT - This game is over a decade old and Black Ops 7 releases on November 14th. Find employment or - or Download our Newest title! Back 47 625 21K del 712K
Dan Wolken @DanWolken 18h S ... It's remarkably easy to get this man in his feelings. Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing 20h A Pat McAfee responds to critics of his Donald Trump interview: 'You hate the troops' dlvr.it/TPDW5D the PAT 11.12.25 #PMSLIVE MCAFEE show NUR PRADO NATION LEGALIZE GURANO TRY un EST A PET SEATGEEK CAFEE ay - TICKER WARNING: This progrum is a collection of stooges talking about 497 502 16K 873K
CallUnc @Callunc 16h G ... When I say my head POUNDING like a mf this is what I mean 17 3.1K 15K del 156K
Levi @WittyLevi 5 5h G ... Miss Capable @Moyosoreo_luwa.5h How long can you keep a grudge: 113 1K 7.4K 155K
abhinav @AbhinavXJ 18h G ... funniest thing I read today Igot offers from these 4 companies... Which one should pick guys? KPMG pwc Deloitte. EY Comments momonose 16w They're all the same. Go with the colors you like the best 2,599 Reply View 14 more replies 23 173 3.1K 44K
nic @nicdunz 17h O ... ok yeah gpt-5.1 is awesome ChatGPT i just got another 10 tons of polonium Thought for a few seconds No you didn't. 10 tons of polonium would make you, like, the final boss of every intel agency on Earth and also extremely dead. 28 63 2.6K 78K
S ... Angel @twiinzroxxi 15h ariel biopic like she's a real person kayn @supernutsurals 22h They have to cast her in a Ariel biopic 3 543 16K 149K
Gravantus @Gravantus 15h ... This is objectively one of the most evil ideas imaginable. Calum Worthy @CalumWorthy Nov 11 What if the loved ones we've lost could be part of our future? 1:32 You used to love that. 190 1.4K 18K del 273K
Dissproportionately s ... @dissproportion 16h People gave him the solution and he says I don't want <solution>! X.com Peter Hague @peterrhague Wife: <problem> Me: <solution>? Wife: don't want <solution>! How do you get past this dynamic? 2:30AM-11/12/25-2.2M Views 10K t7 1.7K 21K 1.7K Relevant View quotes > Peter Hague @peterrhague.1 16h Yes, get the idea that she wants emotional support. But want to solve problems-why isn't that equally valid? 1.4K 156 Peter Hague @peterrhague. Nov 12 Wife: <problem> Me: <solution>? Wife: I don't want <solution>!... 214 1K 23K 379K
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 11h ... Yeah people shouldn't have to be friends with people who hate them R Leading Report @LeadingReport. Nov 11 BREAKING: Actress Zendaya allegedly refuses to be seen with Sydney Sweeney because of her Republican views, per Daily Mail report. SE E 215 2.2K 34K 323K
s ... shan @dykianagrande - 4h she doesn't play about her girl fr ninManila.com 116 2.2K 40K del 300K
s ... Modern Day Investing @ModernDayInves 2 23h MODERN DAY After 4 years and 4 rounds of layoffs, I have officially been let go. Modern Day Investing @ModernDayInves Nov 12 have survived 4 rounds of lay-offs with my company. In 4 hours, I find out if I've survived a 5th. 386 678 22K 1.8M
... @Unkle_K . 1 18h S ... 30 years time this is gonna be the most physically disabled generation in history uncle baby billy @UntoldbyTerry Nov 10 There's a surgeon in Beverly Hills on TikTok who does eye color change surgery (keratopigmentation) and... it looks so bad... Example. Typical green eyes, left. Green eyes 2 months post-op via him, right. 28 1.6K 35K 456K
Mariah @mm_jiselle Nov 12 ... Somebody don't be having a cooler with them Izzo @israeldfirzt . Nov 10 I'm tired of everyone lying. The beach is only fun for like 2 hours max 87 1.9K 14K 352K
Mads @MadsPosting Nov 12 ... bro got hit with the factory reset Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson Nov 12 I'm in D.C. for a thing. Packing my longevity for travel is a lot. A pair of underwear and toothbrush would be so much easier. Sometimes I think you're right and this whole thing has gotten out of control and I need to chill. 39 274 14K 1.5M
Rooster @rooosterx 17h ... Post gym smoothie in the Guinness glass #expand GUINNESS DRAUGHT 7 5 828 18K
chelsea * @xchels_xo 19h ... I'm single, not desperate Mark weed @Mark27Weed94 .1 19h Replying to @xchels_xo I'm single if you're lonely 45 13 1.2K 544K
#Nate @NateXclusive_ 8h O ... This one got me Hey, I have liked you for a while and I was just wondering if you could go out with me 12:14 No 12:15 1 Unread Message Sorry my cat ran across the keyboard 12:18 Message ZA #Nate @NateXclusive_ Oct 30 As a man, you must master the art of rejecting rejection. 90 829 5.2K 112K
Silvio Dante @DanteSilvio2 23h s ... Maybe I should stop playing clash royale WATC & FREE M MER Q ERS N EX are unearthed by Chief Inspector Crime int Sergeant Jones Barnal W и TRENBING NOW - StooBy DOO - - ШОм STITCH tube RB PLURIBUS and #tv . tv Disney APPS A INPUTS R prime hulu WATCH video RECENT NETFLIX FREE+ APPS = All HOME 12 2 441 del 10K
J. s ... @JosipFCB93 - 3h Brother you are 22 8 @pedrisnews 6h Replying to @pedrisnews Now it's my turn to enjoy myself and try to pass that on to the younger players. 17 180 4.9K 106K
(fan) Trey @UTDTrey 3h ... Fan account LMAO REAL MADRID HAVE ONLY 15 CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TROPHIES. CLOWNS Adekunle @AdekunleDdon Nov 12 Stay humble. I have seen people become what they laughed at. 164 259 5.6K del 230K
G ... Хау @hoodopulence 5h тран What? You absolutely should make your own profile and don't be messing my shit up. Khalil @SleezeMaraj 19h If I give you my login to a streaming platform DONT take it upon yourself to create your OWN profile #BasketballWives V+1 27 1K 3.6K 86K
Person108 @PersonthePerso2 17h ... AT 11.00 I'll never understand why they decided to go with such an ambitious story for a game that had the budget of 2 dollars and a Hooters gift card Gibo @stardream61016 - 1 Nov 12 I want to know what the thought process was when this cutscene was animated GIF II makeagif.com 51 698 8.3K 133K
Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters 13h G ... > be founder > do media interview > show the interviewer your sword V ?? > profit?? can someone please explain this F ELON MUSK Founder, SpaceX and Tesla Motors 0:06/1:50 From paula Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters Nov 12 Nantir simple way to build generational wealth is just dump your 401k into any ceo who wields a sword x.com/arthurmacwater... 331 437 4.3K 12M
Yumi @YumiMain 1h ... Somebody gotta run lebrons socials, my goat still posting like it's Facebook in 2011 LeBron James @KingJames 4h I love watching YouTube golf videos!! Random I know. lol. so COOL! 7 8 627 8.7K

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