23 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 04, 2025

According to one financial advisor, you need money to hire him
23 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, November 04, 2025

According to Donald Trump, Stephen Colbert can’t stop picking on him every single night. In response, the host said he actually enjoyed the days when he didn’t mention him at all.

Since the beginning of Trump’s presidency, late-night comedy fans have argued that all the political coverage has made The Late Show a little less laugh-worthy. Although Colbert doesn’t love focusing on the president, he sees his anti-Trump humor as a “necessary evil”. 

“You titrate poison with your own jokes and your own editorial stance on it and how you push back on what you think is the lie that is telling you this is vitamins, but there’s no doubt that it’s poisonous.”

At last, that poison came with a price, and now Colbert says he’s sad to lose the attempts to turn Donald’s presidency into comedy. 

Meanwhile, comedy on Twitter remains as sharp as ever. Today’s funniest tweets involve a crazy discount on your next order, dad’s timeless advice and a cheeky way to ask for ice. 

bailey @Baileymoon15 11h ... okay thanks DoorDash 11:54 AM D To: Me > We're sorry, please enjoy $0 off your next order 42 1.4K 42K del 357K
Definitely Nick @other_st_nick.23h ... Hired a financial advisor and his first piece of advice was that I don't make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor 557 5.9K 138K 3.7M
21. @Big_tagg 20h ... on vacation there is NO spending limit...i'll figure it out when i get home @omgsidewalks 23h Do y'all overspend on vacation??? 54 4.4K 16K 418K
$lick @slickmadeit.2 21h ... unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid & the worst era to be an adult. 28 1.3K 6.5K del 56K
s ... jess @dreamfyrve 22h ryan murphy is somewhere already threatening a mini series starring aaron taylor johnson and tyriq withers Two men have been arrested after French police suspected them in relation to the Louvre Jewel Heist. Pop Tingz Media @PopTingzMedia .7h 93 2.3K 39K del 517K
Sprocketguy @Sprocketguys - 19h O ... The first time 'whitewashed was used accurately on Twitter FortLite @HeyJay2000.20h Replying to @MemeManTweets They whitewashed our man... 65 1.7K 42K del 1M
@gabtalking 8h ... It's giving dead husband you mourn because he was too hot miah @cupidjonny 8h this is the face of a man you see in your dreams 30 seconds before you wake up People 0:00 / 0:05 3 109 1.8K del 17K
s ... jo @whatsJo 10h Не looks like the guy in a movie that only Eric's character can see. RobertPlausible @HQuestion2 Nov 2 Curtis Sliwa watches Eric Adams speak about gun violence on July 19, 2021. 31 1K 28K 440K
DRE s ... @Motion_Boy_ 21h when you find your primary 4 report card where your teacher wrote, He will be a star giggle.gul 234 3.2K 26K del 310K
Jimiroo The Alien @JimirooTheAlien 18h S ... 18 year old catwoman and a 40 year old batman The Hollywood Handle @HollywoodHandle - 18h Arian Greenblatt wants to play Catwoman in the DCU. (Via: comicbookmovie.com/dc-studios/ahs...) 45 202 8.4K 188K
ModernGurlz @ModernGurlzz . 17h O ... GURG good job it looks terrible 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. 17h Coca-Cola's annual Christmas advert is Al-generated again this year. The company says they used even fewer people to make it - We need to keep moving forward and pushing the envelope... The genie is out of the bottle, and you're not going to put it back in 0:05 / 1:18 5 612 12K 119K
S ... Trey the Explainer @Trey_Explainer 18h that smile is the culmination of 5,000 years of history LEGO MAKS 25 @Maks_NAFO_FELLA Nov 2 The lucky Egyptian Foreign Minister receives a LEGO model of the Giza Pyramids from his Danish colleague, who arrived in Cairo for the opening of the Grand Egyptian Museum. 14 491 8.2K 133K
essie 12 @essienelli 17h ... Fan account these photos have me in tears why does he look like he's the one that gave birth 37 747 11K 157K
Jemima @thisismeeema 8h ... My siblings: please stay alert I'll call you to open the door for me Me in deep sleep wondering how the goat in my dream knows my name 136 1.6K 9.8K del 163K
@waggydey4you 21h G ... Waggy t Bring your money lemme keep for you My Mom was the first forex trader I knew 242 1.9K 14K del 203K
Smallmalik @Smallmalik01 . . 22h s ... Do 9-5 first you go miss undergraduate lifestyle Sisi @Ur_oneesan 23h Undergraduate life<<<<<<<<<<<< 62 1K 5.5K 193K
autist @litteralyme0__ 14h ... Me approaching bro when he's at his lowest to say I told you litteralyme0 73 2.5K 29K 206K
sosat G @369sosa 19h ... what tf do you mean these weren't microwavble before??? @LandOfMoore. 19h Cup Noodles will be microwavable for the first time in 50 years thanks to new cup design 1 TT ВЛАД CUP NOODLE 249 431 8.1K 446K
dior t @deeore5 . 19h ... they letting me cook for thanksgiving. that turkey getting put in the microwave for 350 minutes 92 510 5.5K del 75K
SILLYSCIENTIST @sonofkenei 3h ... My handwriting got like 5 different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I'm using. 29 86 249 4.7K
omeo IRIS G @ihyomeo 15h ... still crazy how bro flipped for a four piece nugget RAP PACTS DailyRapFacts @DailyRapFacts Oct 28, 2024 Photo of OTF Jam in the integration room snitching on Lil Durk ¡ALLA 48 134 1.4K del 51K
autist @litteralyme0_. 9h G ... How teachers feel after winning an aurgument against a sleep deprived 14 year old at 8:17 AM - 3 0:00 litteralyme0 15 232 3.4K 35K
Marie @mikoflames 20h ... on the rocks is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh 5 970 7.9K del 74K

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