34 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 30, 2025

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 30, 2025

Casa Bonita workers are on strike.

Performers for the novelty eatery say that despite repeated attempts to bargain with management for a living wage, the restaurant isn’t interested in negotiating. “Casa management came to the table today offering an additional 11 cents over their last unfair wage offer, and very little for future layoff protections,” lead negotiator Andrea Hoeschen explained. “Despite that insult, the negotiating team responded with major compromises to try to get a deal. And then Casa Bonita walked away from the table without responding.”

Given these mounting labor disputes and complaints from workers about “retaliatory” business practices, performers for the Colorado eatery are encouraging patrons to show their support by joining them on the picket lines this Halloween.

In Chicago, a different show of support is happening. Nathan Griffin, manager of the local outpost of The Laugh Factory, helped protect a man that Border Patrol was attempting to detain. Griffin was arrested and faces charges of assaulting a Border Patrol agent, prompting the neighborhood to support the club manager with funds to help pay for his legal defense.

Over on Twitter, people are keeping the laughs coming. Today’s funniest tweets include those about talking to older coworkers, a Letterboxd loser and a Halloween muse.

Sage @belikesagee Oct 29 ... don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers but okay 72 2.7K 12K 135K
FAVES @MissFaves 17h s ... STOP shes not farting FAVES @MissFaves Oct 28 boom PATREON/FAVES 285 2.7K 54K del 945K
Dingus Egg @castingahex.2 22h ... wearing a snake around my neck and acting annoyed when people want to talk about it 7 311 3K 30K
ipod ipad ipeed @ileakfromkisses 23h ... girlfriend dressed up in a bunny suit and I blacked out for 9 entire hours 27 642 22K del 264K
@reeceollld Oct 29 ... BRING BACK LAPTOPS WITH DVD PLAYERS TITTY @prettystella05 Oct 25 What's the most boomer complaint you have? 109 3.7K 20K 346K
stev @evildeadburn 4h ... Scream 7 looks like the kind of movie that the Scream films would make fun of 47 634 4.5K 62K
Luhaenten @luhaenten 22h ... Every conversation I have ever had has felt like this 9 2K 13K del 152K
soph! @sophifieds Oct 29 S ... @buffys . Oct 28 291 10K 145K del 6M
O ... Darnay Tripp @DarnayTripp . 20h Can I get it for $2/year the next 10 years, then $10/year over the following 13 years? Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi.20h The Tomahawk steak sold at Dodger Stadium is $150. Dod strock e ПОД 166 862 29K 1.8M
m*rk @halfreturner Oct 29 S ... Feeling like I am not capable to have any capacity of romantic love. Thai green curry. 28 550 6.5K del 72K
karran @karrankn Oct 29 G ... IN HELL was insane 9:00 P Replied to your story You are SO damn fine damn thank u Are you Catholic? + um no haha New messages Oh nvm then Enjoy being hot IN HELL 233 6.5K 138K del 1.4M
G ... Brittany Luse @bmluse 22h forgot about halloween and thought JM was doing this just because and it didnt seem out of character at all lol FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 23h Janelle Monáe arrives to The Jennifer Hudson Show dressed as The Cat in the Hat. 93 6.1K 97K del 1.4M
corvid friend @ahabstanaccount- Oct28 ... why did they do that Bloomberg 2m ago Chinese scientists have created monkeys В with schizophrenia and autism, research shunned elsewhere on ethical concerns 61 606 8.2K 136K
eb @paleomagnetizm 2 23h s ... ELVIS IS DEAD SINATRA IS DEAD AND ME I FEEL ALSO NOT so GOOD 38 4K 50K del 696K
Zaech @juicyjbarz Oct 29 ... An ex-plug of mine just had a baby and they named him Graham. I'm in tears 55 2.1K 60K 914K
S ... sorry @sticktuno Oct 29 u would've thought i was the boston bomber 233 D Dad> Today 12:50 PM Grandma asked what happened to this kid. I couldn't answer 149 3.1K 151K 3.4M
mike casca @cascamike Oct 29 ... everyone is too online. it's poisoning their thinking. luckily, i'm the exception. 13 631 4.8K del 121K
s ... KKB News & Updates @KKBnation 16h I actually feel her Donjulio 4,865 13 255 ramonasinger Channeling Marilyn Monroe for Halloween party actually feel her 28 298 7.9K 98K
s ... g @34rths Oct 29 just realized I am also just a coworker in someone else's story....... GIF II 136 16K 222K del 1.7M
harky @theharkyp 16h G ... Nearly put a grape in my ear and ate my airpod GIF II 57K 85 2.9K 520K
daniela molloy @diandrasdiandra Oct 29 s ... it's not. it's everything but ? @ exemorph247 Oct 28 Its admirable how much she loved his ugly ass 46 1.1K 31K del 1M
A Sted @FishFryShawty . 20h ... Why do you know this Mr. Doubletake @dreadheadthug2 21h lol. Why is KFC's online menu down? 96 2.6K 27K 746K
luce @lucecav98.23h s ... sorry? You are the muse luce @lucecav98.23h kissed a boy in wunderbar 2 weekends ago and i've just found he's carved me on a pumpkin ?????? 62 226 22K 2.6M
S ... aquila @ comms now open! @belllmonts . 20h doing this with frankenstein's creature to gain his trust and show that i mean him no harm 8 1.1K 11K 93K
professor breeze phd @muad_diva Oct 29 ... Talking to your coworkers that are decades older than you Oreos and milk.... 2018-09-15, 12:20 PM 1 Like Monsef. @MonmessMA.3h Replying to @xtina How decadent 1 1 Christina Aguilera @xtina It was good too. Dip the Oreos in the milk 1 1 Monsef. @MonmessMA.2h Omg I've never done that, imma try that! 1 1 Christina Aguilera @xtina Whaaat? It's really good... it makes the 7 1.2K 16K dJ 179K
John with a Blog @MercuryFalcon Oct 29 S ... This makes it look like Miyazaki killed him Catsuka @catsuka Oct 29 DITSUM Isao Takahata should have turned 90 today. 775 27 9.2K del 146K
@DEFILEDSOUL 15h S Vampera ... a teenage boy left me this tip today TVR 8080008000 06011203A08000 6800 Z3 unt USD $26.40 Tip 6.7 33.1 Total SIGNATURE *** MERCHANT COPY *** 326 72 28K 631K
Grande @Sixrande 22h s ... Free your hair and your mind will follow 30 3.1K 190K 21K
@dreamfyrve.20h O ... jess just became the 25th person on letterboxd to log a film released in 1959 loser... 368 20 18K 246K
#1 stunky fan @BIGHEAVYSWORD . 17h G ... im sorry this is fucking crazy normal freak @mapletonin . 1 18h chapman's ice cream is pretty good but what the fuck is this packaging who designed this. this is why canadians get made fun of. GLUTEN Cent 106 fee American 2L ACE CREAM CRÉME GLACÉE CREAMERY CHAPMANS Mint Chip Brisures et Menthe 98 557 19K 481K
Gülce @exitsenses 19h s ... WATCH ME BURN ALL OF MY ART IN A BIG PILE IN MY FRONT YARD (Free Event) XXX am a bad artist and just suck. My art is all trash. Please bring your awful art (Poetry/Music OK) and add it to the big pile in my front yard.we will stop when we IT XXXX XXX run out of fuel Where: When: the ugly house on After work saturday Virginia Ave 27 1.2K 126K 11K
@ihatemybtch on IG @iHateMyBtch . 15h S ... shower curtain fell mid shower im struggling to find a reason to keep going 13 1.3K 12K del 113K
Corn Purist @CornPurist. 3h O ... Conservative inability to distinguish commercials from reality now extends to thinking Grey Poupon is an expensive luxury item because of the limo commercial from the 80s C3 @C_3C_3 . C Oct 28 I mean come on. Best Seller Grey Poupon Dijon Mustard, 10 oz. Squeeze Bottle 10 Ounce (Pack of 1) Options: 6 flavors, 6 sizes #1 Top Rated 4.8 (6.1K) GREY 7K+ bought in past month POUPON MADE WITH WHITE WINE $388 ($0.39/ounce) Extra 15% off when you subscribe DIJON SNAP EBT eligible MUSTARD prime 10oz FREE delivery Fri, Oct 31 Add to cart . 857 90
KaMashimane @Sbusi_TM.20h s ... HR listening to your story: Kamo @k_amo_m Oct 29 opened my windows while driving, and my sick note flew out 89 5.3K 55K 855K

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