Menacing Signs Scarier Than What They're Warning Of

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Menacing Signs Scarier Than What They're Warning Of

Signs are helpful when you go on vacation or to a place you don't often visit, because they tell you exactly what to do and how to behave. They can be the difference between life and death in a fire, but they can also be quite menacing in a calm situation.

Sometimes you read a sign and you know exactly what the person making that sign had to go through. You can feel their anger and their regret in just one or two sentences that speak volumes about customer service. Other times, the situation depicted in the sign is so specific that you can't help to think that it happened more than once and had terrible consequences. It takes time and money to make signs, so you know they saw it as an investment.

So, here are some menacing signs scarier than what they're warning of, with others that aren't that scary, but we sure want to know the terrible story behind them.

Japanese Train Warnings

STOP! VIOLENCE/ 3 STOP . ASSAULTING 2024 IS A CRIME. 522# ......... 15204 RR , - JR (-) - - ............. -- ....... ********* JR * Osaka Metro.JR sC

You can be sure all of those happened at least a couple of times.

Torture Noises

We are recording screams and torture noises today (10/4) Don't call the cops. S

That's exactly what a serial killer would say.

Squirrel Sign

Attention Squirrels! Human food can harm you

Can Squirrels read? This changes everything.

Do Not Snake

DANGER Do Not Snake This Drain

Snakes on a Plane's sequel, Snakes in a Drain.

Server Room

STAY AWAY FROM SERVER ROOM SERIOUS INJURY OR DEATH MAY OCCUR

Got it.

Truck Sign

Menacing Signs Scarier Than What They're Warning Of

So mysterious, it's gotta be something bad.

This is Rocket

THIS IS ROCKET ROCKET LOVES COFFEE. 3 PAWS ROCKET CANNOT HAVE Pets Lover COFFEE. ROCKET DOES NOT AGREE WITH THIS DECISION. SO: WE RECOMMEND HOLDING ON TIGHT TO YOUR COFFEE. OR ROCKET WILL ENJOY IT FOR YOU! IT HAS BEEN DAYS SINCE I SPILLED COFFEE. About the Cata De Tails E

Beware of Rocket.

Forbidden Stuff

Menacing Signs Scarier Than What They're Warning Of

Some make sense, others not so much.

Ouija Boards

DUE TO RECENT EVENTS OUIJA BOARDS ARE NO LONGER A PERMITTED ON THE PATIO TRASH PANDAS HOCKEY CLUB

Now we need to know what happened.

No BBQ

ALEXANDRA PALACE NO NO NO BBQS DOG FOULING LITTERING NO BBQS NO BARBECUES NO BARBECUES IN THE PARK NO. BBQS. IN. PLEASE NO THE. PARK!!!! NO BBQS BBQS. PLEASE.

You don't want to know what happened to the last guy who made a BBQ there.

Misfortune Awaits

Wendy QUALITY IS OUR RECIPE MISFORTUNE AWAITS LUCKY YOU TRUCK MADI

O…K?

Walls

ENTERTAL OWN RISK PLEASE do not LICK the WALLS

There's a story behind this sign.

Laxatives

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Sounds like the person who wrote the sign knows exactly what they're talking about.

Keep Away from Garden

Menacing Signs Scarier Than What They're Warning Of

Message received.

Eerie Lake

236 Persons Have Drowned In This Lake Wearing Lifejackets _0 Not Wearing Lifejackets 237

Math doesn't add up, and that makes the sign even scarier.

Pool Sign

MURRING WU IN MINI RILIS that - I - CAUTION H the Se - the No and Lifequard PERSONS HAVING CURRENTLY ACTIVE DIARRHEA OR WHO HAVE HAD ACTIVE DIARRHEA WITHIN THE PREVIOUS 14 DAYS SHALL NOT BE ALLOWED TO ENTER THE POOL WATER

This sign is too specific.

State Prison

STATE PRISON NEXT EXIT DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS

Good advice.

Airport Warning

4 AIRPORTS AUTHORITY OF INDIA TR ETTE FRRH Hall the I EATING CARPET STRICTLY PROHIBITED -By Order

What happened here that they had to make a sign?

Non-Poisonous Cake

Please enjoy this free, non-poisonous cake.

That's exactly what a poisonous cake would say.

Used Cows

USED COWS Call FOR SALE 369-7477

Do I want to know what a used cow is?

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