Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

Not the best look
Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

Fashion designers won't admit it, but a lot of what they do is really trial and error until something sticks. Or at least, that's how it used to work. You might not see a lot of risks being taken in fashion these days, and that's because they risked it all in the previous decades, making some really era-defining outfits that are remembered to this day.

But to reach that point, you have to try many different things, and not all of them are going to look good. In fact, lots of them are going to be ridiculous, and there's nothing you can do about it. With some luck, that ridiculous outfit can become a staple in a TV show or clothing with a special message beyond its absurdity. Worst-case scenario, it's forgotten forever, or not so forever, since we're talking about this right now.

Here are some fancy dressers who left taste at home, but they thought they looked so cool at the time.

Menswear

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What even was that?

The Open Front Shirt

THEOPENFRONTSHIRT A dazzling shirt to make people look at you twice and again! The eye-catching fea- ture is the big upside-down keyhole cutout, surrounded by graceful embroidery stitch- ing. Lustrous fabric of 91% acetate, 9% nylon. Big 33/4 button cuffs. Unusual but- S874 ton fastening on the smart 6 long fancy scalloped collar $16.95 2 for $32.50 S874 Black S875 Brown S876 Gray S877 Gold Sizes: S (14-141/2) M (15-151/2) L (16-161/2) XL (17-171/2)

Could probably make a comeback today.

1979 Jumpsuits

The One-Suit scales the heights. This page, near right, Chinese science fiction. Rayon acetate One-Suit by George Denardo for George and Ray Designs, about $120. This page, far right, an easy deal. Cotton One-Suit with drawstring waist by Ciao Mama, about S110. Rubber boots: Habibi for Alyssida. Greece, about S24. Opposite page, industrial clout is manifest in a One-Suit risen from the masses. Industrial overalls in polyester and cotton: Big Ben by Wrangler, about S16. Ultressa scarf by Carara Fashions, about $10. Suede-and-leather shoes by Martegani for Gentlemen's Footgear, about S85 (Women's clothes and shoes: Giorgio Sant' Angelo. Jewelry: Alexis

A bit too much.

High Socks

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

For distinguished gentlemen.

Meeting the Queen

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

The worst possible moment to leave taste at home.

Multi-Person Bridesmaid Dress

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

It's just a big blanket, isn't it?

Matching outfits

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

Their tablecloth looks like that, too.

Ladies Jumpsuit

BUTTERICK 5353 SIZE/TAILLE 6-8-10 HANCOCK FABRICS 160397-9 1920 W. HENDERSON RD. 5353 / 6 COLUMBUS, OH 43220 031664102878 с A в PATTERN/PATRON

Wanna look like a baby?

Futuristic Fashion

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This is what the future was going to look like, according to the sixties.

1970's Flight Attendants

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

I wouldn't trust that guy with my food.

Dad Bod

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

Showing the socks was a priority.

Cone Bra Corset

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

Fun but unwearable stuff.

Matching Bridesmaids

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

The best way to focus all attention on the bride.

Braniff Airlines Stewardess in 1969

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Were you boarding a plane or a circus?

Tiger Dress

Color Te by Syl

Bold, for sure.

Chrysler Building

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

That's William Van Alen, architect of the Chrysler Building, regretting a lot of things.

Sausage Queen in 1955

ZION

This is still a thing, by the way.

Shirt Suit Supreme

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The easiest way to look fancy.

Homemade Pattern

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

A bit too much all at once.

Fancy Dog

Fancy Dressers Who Left Taste at Home

With hands and everything.

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