37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 23, 2025

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37 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 23, 2025

Some people just can’t move on.

Kelsey Grammer, whose Frasier reboot was canceled earlier this year, has once again brought the character back. But this time, it’s for a series of Amazon commercials. Though Grammer appears in some of the ads as himself, there’s one where he becomes Frasier Crane in order to address fake concerns from made-up members of Gen Z, including a query about polycules. Somehow, it’s even more cringe than you could possibly imagine.

On a different level of cringe, John Mulaney fans are still hypothesizing about the comedian’s jawline. Past theories accused him of getting plastic surgery, but now people are wondering if his new look can be attributed to “putting on weight cuz he’s not railing coke anymore.”  

Thankfully, the rest of Twitter is concerned with what matters — making hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about a bus-ride power trip, Kash Patel’s new mission and how to get kicked out of Heaven.

astrid @astridragons Oct 21 S ... Just so you guys know: he's the screenwriter of Ice Age 4, Argylle and the Minecraft Movie GIF Anime Updates @animeupdates_ Oct 21 JUMI COMI 'MY HERO ACADEMIA Netflix Live Action Script is $LOT H Officially in Production after the movie's announcement 7 years ago I'm in the middle of writing it right now, so we've not... KOSHI 306 2.2K 55K del 2.7M
No Context Brits @NoContextBrits 15h S ... Reaux Brit CUNK ON LIFE Drew Barrymore dies at the start of this painting, doesn't she? 23 951 13K del 224K
MODESTIST Axe @westernunion2k-10h ... r/hulk u/santagrillcheese 238d Hulk poem Nostalgia Hulk hulk, go away; Make it so i am not gay; Hulk hulk, have a heart; Find hulk toys at the Walmart; Hulk hulk, eat the food; 10 9 8 7 6 Hamood; Hulk hulk, yes indeed; Stealing is a sign of greed; Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators of r/hulk 208 29 44 22 821 7.9K 82K
@juniorkingpp Oct 21 O ... You go to Waffle House and order this they gonna beat your ass @ced_jayy Oct 21 Cjay Waffle House then stepped they game up 223 4.1K 62K del 2.3M
B. @Brifouchaa 23h S ... As of today I'm 50% & I do mess with somebody. B. @Brifouchaa Oct 21 I'm 100% single! I don't mess with nobody! 204 1.9K 15K del 603K
Dreadlef Schrempf @TheLesterLee 4h ... Kash Patel can't wait to show us bullet casings from Terry Rozier with parlay and 67 written in sharpie 22 995 10K 234K
your cousin Vinny @muddaub 9h ... Earlier a coworker said she had been considering the name Pearl for her daughter, but, she said, that's the name of the daughter in... and we both said the scarlet letter as my other coworker said spongebob. 37 1.2K 27K 238K
Johnny @JohnnyGiunta_. 18h ... Currently outside of the airport waiting for the Los Angeles Dodgers to arrive. I rented a bus and will be impersonating their bus driver. By approximately 10pm eastern they will be on route to Thunder Bay Ontario. 139 767 17K 374K
Me & Who? @tagyourwho.19h S ... real bink Follow @knotbink Just let your girlfriend be crazy like who cares bro 7:00 PM 6/25/25 3.7M Views 306 27K 166K 7.6K Most relevant replies bink @knotbink.21h Like if you love her you'd let her be crazy 8 211 3.3K 89K 65 8.6K 60K del 777K
Dadjokes TM @dadjokesKE Oct 22 S ... Me getting kicked out of Heaven for saying, This place is beautiful as hell 346 6.7K 48K del 805K
Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri . 20h s ... the the CATCHER CATCHER in the RYE in the RYE J.D. SALINGER LITTLE, BROWN a novel by J. D SALINGER 0 :@@ttooverkitten. Oct 20 It's so embarrassing when you really relate to a character in a movie or book and then you look at the reviews and everyone's like couldn't stand this obnoxious piece of shit 62 1.4K 11K 332K
rei @hotrodcatto Oct 22 S ... i wanted to leave some servers to join new ones and ohj my god look what i found -9-°ootriggers > # 7 Online 99 Welcome to #:-9-ootriggers! This is the start of the channel. NEW MESSAGES 10/25/2021 2:19 AM please do not mention the names chris, christian, chis or something around me. Usually sends me into panic attacks. December 15, 2021 340 1.4K 22K 397K
bort @tacobort 17h G ... What is that danial @feeIcompIete Oct 21 would you drink this for $400 billion 23 302 6K 123K
Old Hollow Tree @OldHollowTree. 3h S ... You know what? Make him the detective anyway. @Valen10Francois . 4h François Valentin Turns out the viral Louvre detective was just a rando walking around POLICE 9-MR 125 904 13K 173K
G ... bongo @bongoism 14h it's out of my control 7 00 7 1.2K 6.1K 61K
horse s ... @horseimage 1h legendary airbnb find X 1/54 Sleepover with Miniature horse Basil Farm stay in Thurgarton, United Kingdom 4 guests. 1 bedroom.3 beds.1 bathroom Guest 378 4.94 favourite Reviews 810 10K 83K 30
Zito @_Zeets 23h G ... Не dresses like a scummy club owner in a Grand Theft Auto game OK OKC THUNDER @okcthunder. Oct 22 Fought hard and found a way. 0:30 299 2.9K 39K del 1.4M
Jason Gallagher @jga41agher . 1 12h S ... Every time I watch Wemby play What the fuck kinda guy is that? 3 283 5K del 113K
S expert youtube viewer @rinnyposting.21h ... monkeys using a computer: Adith @Adityapandeydev- Oct 20 how do i remove banana from usb port SSS 19 605 16K del 273K
CJ @CJenkins_Wx - 19h S ... Tfw you get traded to the Wizards Going for a drive to clear my head Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass 22h Khris Middleton on the Bucks trading him BUCKS 22 Yeah. I just-when I found out, I just-1 rented a car and just drove three hours by myself. No music, no nothing. Just me and the road. And just kind of like ... 15 1.1K 28K del 3.5M
Fisted Away @fistedaway 18h S ... That kid needs to get his fucking act together MUNCHEN IC.PAYERN @FCBayernEN Oct 22 FC Bayern 400 Goals. Countless Memories. Congratulations Harry Kane! + FC MUNCHEN BAYERN 400 GOALS 0 GOALS T Л SAN و VILLSABETO 119 4.2K 104K del 2.6M
Raksha @caraksha103 Oct 22 ... once Gmail decides your storage is full, it's over, no amount of deleting matters 558 6.6K 68K del 2.1M
not joão @house0fwaxxx Oct 22 G ... this might be the best tweet of the year. Pheezy @easylikepheezy Oct 19 Aretha was stepping on that toe bad 17 829K 1.9K 39K
Victoria @arctiquehare Oct 21 ... Let's play truth or dare except I'm totally going to lie and also I don't want to do the dares 25 4.5K 34K 319K
roach poster @boof_cart . 18h S ... Just scrolled past this on fb and it's killin me Rate My Plate Join ... X Brittany Hassell Cashh . 18h Ordered lunch from Wendy's yesterday.. 3 out of 4 nuggets were completely hollow 8.7K 1.7K 476 70 590K 1.2K 27K
Bril @JubrilsBurner Oct 22 ... Went to class for the first time in weeks and accidentally walked into the midterm Il GIF 219 7K 190K del 2M
Luke @qLxke_.20h S ... reminds me of this Paul Scheer @paulscheer Better Call Saul is so good that I accidently paused a scene where Bob Odenkirk was sitting in a chair and I thought it was just a character study of him in silence. I watched a paused screen for 2 mins and thought it was such a great choice. 3:32 AM 09 Aug 22 @Softwarecrow Oct 21 Melody i accidentally watched like 3 minutes of the new smiling friends episode in spanish and didn't question everyone speaking spanish because it just seemed like something they would do 57 4.3K 84K
matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli·2 22h ... Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I'm interrupting the professor with a question that's actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm 99 3K 54K 749K
@gaudysphinx. 13h S ... grayson now think of this image without fail whenever i chug water in the middle of the night evil fucking fish @K2draws Sep 20 yearn 32 7K 127K del 1.7M
not nayeli @smdih69.22h G ... two dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy maybe it's me maybe i am the problem Read 8:54 AM Its never you twin Its never us Remember that 10K 556 110K del 1.2M
lima- harris dickinson's pr manager @favdickinson Oct 21 S ... i think she regretted it lol P FOCUS : . C FEATURES . COMCAST COMPANY BUGON I FOCUS FE 36 S S 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Oct 21 BB People getting their heads shaved at the free bald ABG screening of 'BUGONIA'. ПА BOGOHIA SIA 70 680 30K 1.7M
adam @atombroccoli 23h S ... watching yourself become more avoidant over time II GIF 11K 56K 39 510K
S Kai @Tasnyx Oct 21 ... I get a power trip when I'm alone on the bus Drive the beast for me 15 1.9K 28K 306K
Code Dahja #ad @Dahja3D Oct 22 ... I love getting messages like these so much Mom M Are The Simpsons coming to fortnite 21 1.5K 35K 429K
S ... donut! @donutqq_qwq 17h this photo always kills me because what the hell happened to chris Meg, We HATE Your Dress! 867 8.2K 157K del 2.4M
Richard Vein @VeinRichard 12h ... would you rather instant message a shrimp or become pen pals with a bug 329 2.1K 17K del 247K
@vamptact.10h S ... flagclip 2 minutes ago X people lie so much if you see em in hell they gon be like Im just down here lookin for somebody 799 8.4K 10 69K

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