21 Punny Animal Jokes for a Beaver to Chew On

What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip?
21 Punny Animal Jokes for a Beaver to Chew On
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Some animals’ entire existence is a joke, like the platypus, the ostrich and the dung beetle. Most animals, however, are just forced to be a part of terrible, punny animal jokes, like these.

CRACKED What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
CRACKED Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed.
CRACKED How does a dog stop a video? Не presses the paws button.
CRACKED What do you call lending money to a bison? A buff-a-loan.
CRACKED What is the snake's favorite subject? Hissstory.
CRACKED How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean.
CRACKED What is a cheetah's favorite food? Fast food.
CRACKED What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Because they only grow down.
CRACKED What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow..
CRACKED What does a frog eat with his hamburger? French flies.
CRACKED Why did the hot dog wear a sweater? Because it was a chili dog.
CRACKED What dog keeps the best time? A watch dog.
CRACKED What do you call a wolf who gets lost? A where-wolf.
CRACKED Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor? Не kept seeing spots.
CRACKED Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
CRACKED What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the courtroom? Odor in the court.
CRACKED Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
CRACKED What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon.
CRACKED What did the buffalo say to his son when he went away on a trip? Bison.
CRACKED What do you call a sleeping bull? A bull-dozer.
CRACKED How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper.

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