22 Lame Duck Jokes That Are Entirely for the Birds

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22 Lame Duck Jokes That Are Entirely for the Birds
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There’s no two ways about it, ducks are funny. There’s Donald Duck, Daffy Duck, Scrooge McDuck, Howard the Duck and those stupid ducks you shoot in Duck Hunt. In honor of all those funny duckers, here are a bunch of jokes about them…

CRACKED What does a duck with hiccups lay? Scrambled eggs.
CRACKED Why do all ducks fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.
CRACKED What do ducks put in their soup? Quackers.
CRACKED Which side of a duck has more feathers? The outside.
CRACKED What do you call a sarcastic duck? A wise quacker.
CRACKED How did the mommy duck break her back? Her son stepped on a quack.
CRACKED What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
CRACKED What is a duck's favorite ballet? What is a duck's favorite ballet?
CRACKED Why was the duck put into jail? Не was selling quack.
CRACKED What do you call a duck that steals? A robber ducky.
CRACKED Why was the duck put in the basketball game? To make a fowl shot.
CRACKED What is a duck's favorite snack? Quaker Jacks.
CRACKED Why was the baby duck sad? Не was feeling down.
CRACKED Did the duck couple make plans for their night out? No. They decided to wing it.
CRACKED Why do spiders like ducks so much? Their webbed feet.
CRACKED What point of a view does a duck write a book in? Bird person.
CRACKED What kind of egg does an optimistic duckling hatch from? Sunny side up.
CRACKED What brand of fabric softener do ducks use? Downy!
CRACKED Where do ducks go shopping? The mall-ard
CRACKED What do you call the evil ruler of a small pond? A ducktator.
CRACKED What does a duck shout when it's angry? What the duck!
CRACKED What do ducks watch on TV? Duck-umentaries.

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