23 Funny Tweets from Conan O’Brien

‘My wife’s only two Google Alerts are for ‘husband life expectancy’ and ‘burner phone reviews’’
23 Funny Tweets from Conan O’Brien

Now that Conan O’Brien has appeared in the new Rose Byrne movie, If I Had Legs I’d Kick You, which currently sits at 93 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, he’s conquered yet another medium along with television, podcasting and Twitter. The latter of which has plenty of examples below.

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Oct 17 G ... A fan is distributing these bills in the Philippines. He's being arrested as we speak. #ConanOBrienMustGo GME TEAM COCO 20 - 20 me me 210 1.4K 30K del 914K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Oct 16 G ... Channeling General Douglas MacArthur at his suite in the Manila Hotel. This was my childhood Halloween costume seven years in a row. #ConanOBrienMustGo 164 371 6.3K 207K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 29 G ... I'm starting a campaign to make Werner Herzog the official voice of Google Maps. apple.co/TeamCoco 182 526 6.5K 285K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 8 ... So proud of my warriors for their Emmy win. And yet I still resent them. - EMMY AWARD Selevision EMMYS 100 Academy EMMYS WINNER - HAIR Academy EMMYS adidas OUTSTANDING HOSTED NONFICTION SERIES OR SPECIAL HBO MAX ORIGINAL max Conan O'Brien Must Go Actually HBO Max 132 285 6.2K dil 356K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien May 16 G ... My dear old pal Greg Daniels just sent me this. Amazing how one photo can say it all! Goooo 651 CONAN - Have ATATION TOKYO - recycLA Note - his - - m will 183 320 10K du 314K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 14, 2022 ... My wife has cat-like reflexes- she hides under furniture when I'm around. 152 195 5.5K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 10, 2022 ... I have severe pain in my left shoulder and can't decide which orthopedic surgeon to visit on TikTok. 242 331 8.1K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 6, 2022 ... One of the Minions spit on me at the premiere for Rise of Gru. 254 459 10K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 5, 2022 ... I'm throwing a Labor Day costume party and everyone came dressed as slutty Eugene V. Debs. 107 206 3.5K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Sep 1, 2022 ... I got the app that translates your cat's meows into English. Turns out all she says is fuck you, asshole. 419 1.1K 19K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Aug 31, 2022 ... Just got to Burning Man and it's already a 90-minute wait for the Orgy Dome :( 285 292 7.9K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Aug 26, 2022 ... As luck would have it, my beach body won't be ready until ski parka season. 128 292 6.2K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Aug 24, 2022 ... Hey doctors, how about some habits for a shorter life. Let's get this over with. 967 4.9K 47K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Aug 21, 2022 ... Will I understand House of the Dragon if I haven't seen House of Gucci? 1.2K 8.6K 104K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Aug 18, 2022 ... Hey, my eyes are up here. No that's too high. Too low. Too high again. Forget it. 104 227 6K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Aug 7, 2022 ... The car warranty bots stopped calling and now I'm nervous I did something to hurt their feelings. 190 268 6.5K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Jul 17, 2022 ... My wife's only two Google alerts are for husband life expectancy and burner phone reviews. 119 258 7.2K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Jul 4, 2022 ... Happy Birthday Declaration of Independence--you may be older, but you're aging much better than the Constitution. 305 1.3K 19K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Jun 12, 2022 ... I hate parents who take youth sports too seriously. Save that energy for pointing out minor inconsistencies in The Mandalorian. 201 1.3K 26K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Jun 9, 2022 0 ... Fucker stole my plate. APN California XTVSTAR 400 809 28K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Jun 6, 2022 ... If Twitter goes under, I'll just go back and sing all 4,528 of my tweets on TikTok. 233 393 11K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Jun 4, 2022 ... Pitching Strangest Things to Netflix, a show about my nipples. 322 408 11K
Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien May 14, 2022 ... And on Saturday the 14th, Jason rested. 242 2.1K 24K

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