22 Cheesy Jokes for the Halloween Season

What did the cab driver say to the wolf?
22 Cheesy Jokes for the Halloween Season
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There are lots of things to be afraid of around Halloween: scary movies, trick-or-treaters whose costumes are too convincing and those animatronics in Spirit Halloween that jump out at you when you step on the button — I hate those things.

But even more terrifying are truly awful Halloween jokes like these…

CRACKED What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf.
CRACKED Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.
CRACKED How do you know if a vampire is sick? Because he's coffin.
CRACKED Why don't mummies take time off? They're afraid to unwind.
CRACKED Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them.
CRACKED Why did the werewolf make everyone laugh at a comedy show? Because he was howl-arious.
CRACKED What kind of ship does Dracula have? A blood vessel.
CRACKED What did the vegan zombie have for dinner? Grrraaaaaaiiiinnnssss!
CRACKED What's a witch's favorite class in school? Spelling.
CRACKED Who won the dance contest at the Monsters' Ball? The Boogie Man.
CRACKED What did the taxi driver say to the wolf? Where, wolf?
CRACKED Why wouldn't Dracula's kids laugh at his jokes? Because they all sucked.
CRACKED What is the Mummy's favorite kind of music? Wrap.
CRACKED Where does Dracula keep his money? The blood bank.
CRACKED Why did the scarecrow win an award? Не was outstanding in his field.
CRACKED Who makes sure the graveyard is up to code? The in-spectre.
CRACKED What did Dracula name his new Chevy? Vlad the Impala.
CRACKED Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the other side.
CRACKED What do ghosts eat for breakfast? Scream of Wheat.
CRACKED What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A night-mare.
CRACKED How do you mend a jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
CRACKED Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had no-body to go with.

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