36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 9, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, October 9, 2025

The creators of South Park and Family Guy famously hate each other, but they’re likely celebrating the downfall of a common enemy.

Conservative-founded media watchdog group, Parents Television Council (PTC), was once notorious for pressuring networks to pull both animated series from the air for crass language, violence and degeneracy. The shows’ creators, of course, found this hilarious, and in one instance, Seth MacFarlane celebrated being on the receiving end of such Christian rage by saying that it was “like getting hate mail from Hitler.” But after 17 years, it appears the PTC’s reign of terror has come to an end, as it’s filed for bankruptcy, thus ending any relevancy it once had.

Meanwhile, Bill Burr is on a downward spiral of his own. Earlier this week, Burr appeared on Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend and accused “bots” of stirring up fake outrage over his decision to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. In response, fans recently shot back by claiming that “Bill Burr’s hired PR shills” allegedly lurk in r/BillBurr and r/Conan. There’s no clear way to tell who’s hopping online to defend Burr in exchange for cash, but it doesn’t matter. Many unpaid Redditors are busy voting on derogatory nicknames for their fallen funnyman. 

Thankfully, over on Twitter, people are more hilarious than ever. Today’s best tweets include those about an invention for real smokers, successful bullying and a question for flat earthers.

@meishato . Oct 8 ... me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again 19 2.3K 10K 124K
aadi @aadiiz_..1 19h ... AIG honestly i get why people go insane like i get it 13 3.7K 11K del 171K
roro, PhD @fuglibetty 12h ... My darling little gay boy who is good at english in high school, when this compels you to go to law school as a certain viola davis once did for me, I warn you....it is a sinister and nefarious trap Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian Oct 8 ALL'S FAIR NOVEMBER 4TH hulu ALL'S FAIR hulu ON Disney+ Beef curtains, 32 811 12K 351K
donald boat @laserboat999.9h s ... I bought this stupid-ass horsey shirt at a thrift store for $6. I wore it to my favorite biker bar exactly once and now every time I walk in they call me The Congressman 80 470 455K 24K
@voidsru... 10h s ... is nazis have to ai generate images of happy families camping because they don't have any Sam Costner @samuel_costner Oct 6 Pro tip: if you turn your phone off, it's still 1995 outside. 342 3.3K 68K del 713K
JoroJrn @JoroJrn Oct 8 I want yall to stop standing so close to me in lines 226 14K 40K 688K
Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT.9h ... girliesinnermonologue ... Did the name odysseus already exist before the odyssey? or was Homer just like This is my new book 'The Journey' and our hero's name... Journathan 103 4.9K 106K 1.8M
cole @c_0L_e . 20h ... Met a bloke the other day who thought it was gay to have breakfast 133 448 15K del 611K
REKY @REKSZNALT-Oct8 ... when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme>>>>>> 524 5.6K 66K 1.5M
Nikolaj @nikicaga 18h S ... Genuinely one of the funniest photos of all time Clouds @cloudysprinkles Oct 8 x.com/thepeacepoet99... BIG BIG BIG 47K 44 706K 934
Jay, Spooky Non-binary dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt.23h S ... Ladies if he wanted to he would X Noah Veil X @NoahXVeil Oct 7 My brother stole a mcdonalds trash can for his house????? 132 4.3K 140K del 2.8M
:( @azfeelin Oct 8 S ... avoidant mfs when they get the attention they wanted 642K 158 8.4K 51K
Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4 20h S ... do fully believe he would visit her in a dream before his wife though Evan Kilgore @EvanAKilgore Oct 7 BREAKING: Candace Owens says that Charlie Kirk came to her in a dream and revealed to her that he was betrayed. 0:35 Candace 89K 68 3K 1.4M
drew @dailytaylorteaa Oct 7 O ... Parody account just saw a clip of colleen ballinger crying listening to CANCELLED! for the first time ON lawd xclusive.tuxky DI vggtrtrbg otayzaria0 liliboolobe YES 1.6K 94 65K del 1.1M
uh @Kith3r Oct 8 G ... my friend is giving her boyfriend a printed picture of herself as a birthday gift. GIF II 211 655K 1.8K 13K
mara @vixeias Oct 8 ... Typically i show signs of psychosis zana @sk33zly.C Oct 6 How do u know u like someone?? 229 21K 109K 2.6M
s ... manuel @manwelllb_ Oct 8 I have to do the job I applied and got hired for 83 81K 7.3K del 1M
Ari BINTERNATIONAL C... @bunnyfe... Oct 8 s ... i go thru a lot. good luck in therapy abby 14:50 baby* 14:50 ok don't start abby isn't my side hoe 14:50 who the fuck is abby 14:51 I SAID DONT START 14:51 TARA* + CHAR DAY @femmemelody . Oct 8 great ari is cheating on me with someone called abby 174 7.6K 197K del 3.9M
andre G @ghostisphere Oct 8 ... a girl just liked a dm i sent her 3 years ago 442 4K 194K del 3.2M
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch 15h S ... lol senior citizen alert what did they say though m @mar3uss Oct 7 new intern at work just had to explain the 6 7 joke to me GIF II 179 4.5K 178K del 7.7M
girly&wordly @Brieyonce 19h ... Tiktok bullied a white woman into showering everyday and she's documenting it. She's currently on day 21 of daily showers. 168 3.3K 79K 2.8M
helena @sainthe1ena Oct 8 ... getting transinvestigated because i referred to myself as the lion and not the lioness you guys are strict as helllll helena @sainthe1ena Oct 7 the lion does not concern herself with her boyfriends body count 50 1.8K 91K 2M
Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet. Oct8 ... I love staying in a hotel. I'm eating room service in bed while I watch the worst tv show of all time on cable television. I'm working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I'm using the amenities. Fuck you air bnb 44 1.1K 22K 258K
@afriasian Oct 8 s Niggaless Cage ... Going to my gate to stare at it to make sure it exists then going to get some food Lu @uateugo Oct 7 What are y'all doing for 2-3 hours early at the airport? 81 4.6K 36K 1M
G ... sog @_sogz. Oct 8 present to you my latest invention 2.8K 881K 483 45K
Ciara & Russell, I'm Next... @KirkWrites79 Oct 8 ... TRA People just be walking around dumb. TMZ Sports TMZ SPORTS @TMZ_Sports. Oct 7 Eric Dickerson Says If Bad Bunny Dislikes U.S., 'Keep His Ass In Puerto Rico' | Click to read more tmz.me/j2fPY9z 605 8.9K 123K del 2.6M
James Austin Johnson @JAJCenter Oct 8 s ... Stoked it's finally fall I can finally go off with my fall fits 45 2.3K 42K del 708K
naina @kaulshaee Oct 8 G ... i'm screaming TF????!!??!! when i was having a 379K convo abt the fact that sexuality isnt a choice ... with a homophobic guy 1,628 in my class and his argument was im attracted to men but im 24K not gay SO it rly is a choice 21.3K هنا 60 1.4K 36K 321K
noelle @fairymelodia 18h ... why do flat earthers care so much. like what if the earth is flat. What now 61 795 15K 149K
pia @liquiidtylenol 22h ... opening this app is like lighting a cigarette 31 3.1K 17K 170K
S ... @BasedNorthmathr 4h Angantr Me and bro talking about our life plans PULL HERE dairylea LUNCHERS £1.65RRP CHICKEN N'CHEESE CK foodstores 2 COOKED FAGGOTS Use By: Country Of Origin: 15-10-25 UK Total Price: £ / 01 Item 1.50 1 £ 1.50 0226954001508 IDEAL FOR FREEZING Ingredients: pigs liver (42 03%) pork (29 15%) Water rusk WHEAT flour (contains:cak ium carbonate. Iron naicin bicarbonate ESO3AJ dried onions Inian Spasoning (Salt round 346K 12K 584 55
itsy bitsy spider 16h ... I forget my roommate is bisexual until he's watching baseball and I'm trying to kiki so he progressively gets more frustrated with every word that leaves my mouth 15 49 5K 160K
Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2 . Oct 8 G ... Y'all remember that Charlie was butt ugly right Billiam @wcawakening Oct 6 6'5 @charliekirk11, should be played by 6'5, 28yo actor Charlie Hall, son of Julia Louis-Dreyfus. Should a movie or tv show be made @TPUSA 24 TUES 1.2K 5.3K 179K 5M
MURIAaa °I @muri_aaaa. Oct 8 G ... Notes: English is not my first language and I don't want it to be. Any mistakes are made out of pure hatred and disrespect for this language. The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my tongue as well. Thank you. Mittenslikecats2.0 @mint_wants. Oct 7 Replying to @casdonias but in Spanish they use- yes but if the fic is in english u usually expect them to use the correct punctuation. It understandable if English isn't their first language but there's a difference between doing that verse doing it cus it
Nevin @NevinLawrence . 4h ... My wife sent a picture of the pumpkins she got for everyone in the family to my parents. There is an extra pumpkin. Cute. Thanks. I take a photo of everyone holding a pumpkin. My wife is holding two. Great photo! 79 39 5.4K 146K
@_fwowen 11h ... I will I wasn't broke. BIG SOSA @SosaOfTogo 11h Stop saying i wish and start saying i will 243 2.1K 16K 476K

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