29 Bizarre News Items That Even An Infinite Number of Nostradomuses With Typewriters Could Never Have Predicted

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29 Bizarre News Items That Even An Infinite Number of Nostradomuses With Typewriters Could Never Have Predicted
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Well, every prophet is now spinning in their grave. Are you happy, weird news? Look what you’ve done! You’ve created such strange events that no one in history could’ve ever predicted them. 

Was it your goal to debunk past predictors — to expose them for the frauds you thought they were? If so, you definitely chipped away at their reputations. They were right about some stuff, but you’re just too weird for anyone to foresee.

The Woman Who Breastfed Her Boyfriend

WEIRD WORLD In Georgia, a woman quit her job so she could breastfeed her boyfriend. la mariée She used to work as a bartender, but she quit that job and she now breastfeeds him every 2 hours. CRACKED.COM

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No Cilantro Soup for You!

WEIRD WORLD In Oklahoma, a woman got thrown out of church for bringing cilantro. People thought it was marijuana so they kicked her out, despite her protests that it was just for her soup. CRACKED.COM

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The Students Revolting Over A Lack of A Pastry Chef

WEIRD WORLD Students at Cambridge University are unhappy that there's no pastry chef. It's so bad, they're now complaining that they have to settle for the horror of store-bought cakes. CRACKED.COM

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No More Wizard on the Payroll in New Zealand

WEIRD WORLD A city in New Zealand, sadly, no longer has an official wizard on its payroll. BEFFEET Hill Seriously, they had an official one for 23 years his job was to promote Christchurch with acts of wizardry and other wizard-like services. CRACKED.COM

Source: The Guardian

The Car Chase Timeout

WEIRD WORLD In Worcester, MA, a car chase ended when the suspect stopped at a McDonald's. McDonald's. McDonal M. (illustration) Police chased a stolen pick-up truck, and lost it - - after that, the driver apparently went to a McD's drive-thru, which enabled the cops to catch her. CRACKED.COM

Source: ABC7

The Palm Springs Marilyn Monroe Statue

WEIRD WORLD Palm Springs residents are complaining about the placement of a Marilyn Monroe statue. The director of the Palm Springs Art Museum, which will face the statue's back, said it'd be highly offensive for visitors to walk out and see Marilyn's huge underwear. CRACKED.COM

Source: NPR

The Blasphemous Teacher

WEIRD WORLD A school teacher tried to use an image of Bin Laden as the Prophet Muhammad. This happened at the All Saints Academy in Dunstable and the teacher was, of course, suspended. CRACKED.COM

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The World Record-Breaking Soul Train Line

WEIRD WORLD There's a new world record for a soul train line, and it's a total of 536 people. Black Entertainment Network organized the line in question, in New York City. CRACKED.COM

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The Cows Taking Over Corsican Beaches

WEIRD WORLD In Corsica, the beaches are being reclaimed by roaming herds of wild COWS. There are over 5,000 cows on the island and, during the lockdown, they started roaming the beaches freely so much so, they're now aggressive about it. CRACKED.COM

Source: The Cut

The Women Arrested for Drinking Ginger Tea

WEIRD WORLD Australian authorities locked up two women for five months over ginger tea. Apparently, the tea tested positive in a preliminary test for illegal drugs - but that turned out to be wrong as the test was, indeed, preliminary. CRACKED.COM

Source: 9news.com.au

The Buenos Aires Neighborhood Overrun by Capybaras

WEIRD WORLD An upscale neighborhood in Buenos Aires is being overrun by capybaras. Capybara packs have created traffic jams and ruined people's lawns in the Nordelta district- and people are forbidden from harming them. CRACKED.COM

Source: USA Today

The Felonious Goat That Wouldn’t Leave Tim Hortons

WEIRD WORLD In Canada, they arrested a goat that didn't want to leave a Tim Hortons. NO BIKING AREA 24 The cops tried to lead the goat outside, but it kept going back in, probably because it was cold, so they bundled it into their car (and eventually got it back to its owners). CRACKED.COM

Source: CTV

The Leopards That Escaped from a Chinese Safari Park

WEIRD WORLD A safari park in Huangzhou, China, hid the fact that leopards escaped from it. (illustration) Two of the three escaped leopards were captured, and the park is sincerely sorry for not saying anything about it earlier. CRACKED.COM

Source: Sky

COVID Relief Money

WEIRD WORLD A Japanese fishing town used Covid relief money to build a massive squid statue. The 43-foot statue apparently cost about 228,500, and the town says it's part of their long-term plan to draw tourists once the pandemic is over. CRACKED.COM

Source: BBC

Water Rights in Orange County, Florida

WEIRD WORLD A network of lakes and streams in Orange County, Florida, is suing the state itself and a real estate developer. The county decided that bodies of water have the same rights as persons, so now Wilde Cypress Branch, Boggy Branch, Crosby Island Marsh, Lake Hart and Lake Mary Jane are the plaintiffs in a case against a housing development that could destroy them. CRACKED.COM

Source: The Guardian

The Shark Attack Survivor’s Souvenir

WEIRD WORLD A South Australian surfer who survived a shark attack won the right to keep one of the shark's teeth. The shark was from a protected species, so the surfer had to fight a years-long legal battle to keep its tooth. CRACKED.COM

Source: BBC

The VHS Felon

WEIRD WORLD An Oklahoma woman got a felony charge for not returning a VHS tape. Caron McBride rented Sabrina the Teenage Witch in 1999, and only found out that that resulted in a felony embezzlement charge when she tired to change the name on her driver's license in 2021. CRACKED.COM

Source: OKCFOX

Pearly Balls in Argentina

WEIRD WORLD Thousands of pearly balls turned up on a beach in Argentina. They were embryos of snails that can grow to 8 inches -- normally they're found in the deep sea, but they can occasionally turn up on land. They've never been seen in these numbers, though. CRACKED.COM

Source: Yahoo

The Taliban and Celtic Football Club

WEIRD WORLD The Taliban in Herat, Afghanistan, are big fans of Glasgow's Celtic Football Club. That's the report of filmmaker Jamie Doran, who got asked about the next manager of Celtic FC by the Taliban when they saw the Celtic top he was wearing.

Source: BelfastMedia

The New Jersey Deli Worth $100 Million

WEIRD WORLD Apparently, a New Jersey deli is worth $100 million. enen DELI 856067-5330 The deli is owned by the company Hometown International, which owns nothing elsec-and, somehow, its stock is trading at a price that corresponds to a valuation of $100 million.

Croissant Terrorist

WEIRD WORLD A croissant terrorized the people of Krakow, Poland. Krakow's animal rescue workers got a call from a woman saying that a scary creature on a tree was frightening people in the neighborhood, and some of them had been too afraid to open their windows for days. It turned

Source: Squeekly

The Men Who Trained Monkeys to Be Professional Pickpockets

WEIRD WORLD In New Delhi, two men used trained monkeys to steal money. They got caught after a man reported that three guys carrying monkeys surrounded him and stole 6,000 rupees ($80) from him.

Source: AlArabiya

Stolen Patrol Car

WEIRD WORLD In Kansas, a suspect handcuffed behind his back apparently stole a Highway Patrol car. 882 8B008 (not the same car) Officers then chased him at speeds over 100 mph, for 30 miles. It's still not clear how he did it, but the Highway Patrol spokesman said As a

Source: Yahoo

The Cannabis Ambulance

WEIRD WORLD Maine has a cannabis ambulance that makes house calls. CAL MARSUARSA RAOTITIONERS TIFICATION UNIT CIHIID E 210-0MMP ESNSLION People living in the Greater Portland area can receive a visit from the ambulance, which allows people who can't leave their house to meet with a licensed clinician as part

Source: WCYY

The Doctor Who Killed A Patient Via Butt Injection

WEIRD WORLD A Dallas woman was sentenced to 5 years for killing someone with a butt injection. She injected a nightclub dancer with liquid silicone in 2015, which ended up killing the dancer when the silicone entered her bloodstream. CRACKED.COM

Source: NBC

Rock-Paper-Scissors in Court

A QUEBEC JUDGE CANCELLED A $370, 000 DEBT FROM ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS. In 2011, two guys played three rounds of rock-paper-scissors for 517,000 Canadian
Source: CTV News

The Toothy Tumor

A7-year-old boy in India recently had CRAth 526 TEETH REMOVED The record breaking amount of various sized teeth were found inside a tumor in the boy's

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