53 of the Meanest Burns from the Month of September 2025

Makes you crave a BBQ chicken pizza
53 of the Meanest Burns from the Month of September 2025

You have to wonder what’s going on with comedians in Austin, Texas.

Earlier this month, Jordan Jensen was a guest on Stavvy’s World to promote her new special. Before disclosing that The Joe Rogan Experience was her next stop, Jensen launched into her opinion about feminism being “dead,” which quickly transformed into  TERF commentary on the queer community.

Jensen learned she was in the wrong place for spreading her anti-trans message, as Stavros Halkias quickly stepped in to diagnose her with a likely terminal case of “Austin Trans Brain.”

People on Twitter applauded Halkias’ pushback, and joined him in frying the hell out of Jensen, but one Twitter user’s scathing response stood out amongst the rest: “You get to identify as a comic.”

The rest of the month on Twitter was business as usual, which means a lot of other people got roasted, too. September’s other digital burn victims included Kylie Jenner, Pennywise and Paula Deen.

yaoi gagarin @vehiclefan53.1d s ... Pete Hegseth @PeteH.... 1d Back to work. Pete Hegseth Secretary of War 252 7.4K 168K 4.3M
gabriel @castleb0y.1 1d most american reactions to britishism are overplayed but saying washing-up liquid instead of dish soap is truly insane 543 3.5K 98K 2.6M
horse dentist @equine_d....1d s ... no i don't think i will GET CLOSER 99 3.1K 68K 1.2M
waria Q @EternalDago. dd S ... White boys never change Fascinating @fasc1nate.1d A western tourist who paid to take a photo with a Samurai armor on (1890). 284 8.6K 3.7M 198K
Bear @BearJFK . dd s ... Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can't be hacked from half a world away. Michael А. Arouet @Mich... . 1d IT security in 1990s 643 29K 398K 9.3M
BasketballGod @Thirst22.1d ... Man shut the hell up Autumn @AllAroundA1.1 1d Making 120k a year is cool. But why settle if it's possible to make 120k in a month 397 10K 150K 6.7M
Gavin Newsom @GavinNe... 1d s ... Why is he sitting on a chair? He's so much more comfortable on a couch. @Acyn 1d Acyn Vance: You can't mimic President Trump's style. Не is who he is cc FOX ONE-ON-ONE WITH VICE PRESIDENT J.D. VANCE x NEWS MY VIEW WITH LARA TRUMP channel 3.7K 4.8K 76K 2.6M
ally @missmayn 1d S ... lol they turned jackie's rose garden into patio seating at california pizza kitchen. RAPID RESPONSE Rapid Response 47 WHITE HOUSE @... . 1d GRAND OPENING: Rose Garden Club 583 6.3K 116K 2.8M
paula @paularambles.1 1d needing someone to find the jar Feral Pawg Hunter @Fera... 2d whats the male equivalent of needing someone to open a jar 263 2.1K 51K del 1.1M
Lunwi @Lunwi67.1 14h O ... So there's this thing called the ozone layer... Renns @Renns_x · 1d Someone care to explain why he can't heal under direct sunlight and only under a lens , the last superman did 85 1.8K 55K 1.2M
Shit Post Follow @ShitpostNexus Why Zac Efron look like human shrek oz WHOLE GRAINS KODIAK tit 11:52 PM 9/5/25.6M Views 114 742 16K 594
@tamara_mj 18h crazy how one little sperm cell creates a big grown goofy lying ass bitch 66 1.9K 10K del 154K
MissChris @guelphgirlchris.1d s ... Ireland is President? Conor McGregor X.com @mcgregormma11 IRELAND, YOU'RE PRESIDENT 3.4K 4.9K 134K del 2.1M
Ethan Kerr @EthanKerr2003.17h s ... 18 minutes into the Dolphins season: FOX NFL ELIMINATED to MIAMI DOLPHINS 241 2.9K 63K 2.6M
adeprofen @galindaism 10h ... manon and ariana having a concerned brow-off 138 7.9K 97K del 1.1M
cursed_connectors @cursed... 1d s ... Audiophile stuff is true snake oil. Dave W Plummer @dave... .2d I was 30 before I owned a car that cost this much. QUANTUM SCIENCE AUDIO QSA Gold AC Receptacle $6,495.00 Shipping calculated of checkout An essential audio system tweak. A QSA wall receptacle will improve resolution, soundstage, and overall tonal/timbre balance in your system. The Gold receptacle has incredible smoothness and detail retrieval. Highly recommended! NOTE: QSA occasionally has order backlogs, and it may take up to 8 weeks to receive your item if we do not have it in stock. Please be patient.
your cousin Vinny @mudda... 12h s ... I'd trade you for him in a heartbeat you racist stick of butter NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 1d Paula Deen slams Anthony Bourdain 7 years after his suicide: 'He didn't like anybody, not even himself' trib.al/HLIk9LV 306K 35 1.5K 18K
ус @yc 11h s ... 41-year-old JD Vance after tweeting some swears 32 748 17K 152K
Maia @maiamindel.22h O ... early onset mar a lago face V Variety @Variety2d #SydneySweeney can't help but laugh when asked about her reaction to always trending on social media: Oh, what for now? Variety #TIFF Studio 504 3.5K 120K 5.9M
annie allen @annie_either_or.1d s ... heard yr boyfriend was struggling to find this. was calling it lost media santy @santodrive2. 1d 1080p WEB-DL subs: 16 languages transfer.it/t/qn21jJtzhR5Y Le Clitoris 2016 Directed by Lori Malépa Women are lucky, they get to have the only organ in the human body dedicated exclusively for pleasure: the clitoris! In this humorous and instructive animated documentary, find out its unrecognized anatomy and its unknown herstory. CAST CREW DETAILS GENRES RELEASES LE CLITORIS DIRECTOR Lori Malépart-Traversy A FILM BY LORI MALÉPART- TRAVERSY WRITER Lori Malépart-Traversy Mel Happenhin School of Cleaner 2016 710 11 1.7K 25K 529K
Levi @WittyLevi 1d S ... The wedding planner: Beri @beri_grizou.1d At my wedding, there will be a break for y'all to go home and eat then come back. 287 12K 3.9M 146K
omeo iRiS @ihyomeo.19h S ... do you wanna record or not? Feru @ferupity9/5/24 guys be like pull up to the studio and it be this NIKE LIV 344 4.2K 58K 1.4M
selinam @bennynotblan... 23h s ... Well her name isn't Summer Driver SAY CHEESE! 2/2/25 Summer Walker attempted to parallel park cc WEE 255 5.7K 75K 1.8M
Wild TikToks с @wildtikt... ..17h s ... Pennywise getting lazy 1.1K 34K 19 192K
grace @agneswickfields-17h G ... this lineup is actually crazy. three icons, a guy who legally couldn't be there on account of the crimes, and whoever richard rush is. THR The Hollywood Reporter 19h Watch the late Robert Redford win best director at the #Oscars in 1981 Roman Polanski David Robert Redford Lynch Martin Richard Scorsese Rush 8 1.3K 25K del 771K
bab @1xeraz 1d G ... Halloween back then used to be terrifying now it's just as and tiddies @xpwrld . dd Halloween in the 1930s actually looked scary 357 7.4K 120K 3.5M
@fvckfemi_.1 1d for you it's no contact for him it's a normal day 425 8.8K 63K 1.4M
QUITTD QUITIR @wydlamar 21h S ... This gotta be the worst caption I've ever seen I'm ngl d!va demas!ado @... .4/6/24 wiping my ass cus it's full of shit from zZZ zZZ shitting on these bitches 366 3.4K 5.6M 108K
Governor Newsom Press... 1d S ... the range in question Angela Morabito @Angel... 2d No one else has the range 26K 616 375K 7.6M
Void @awakenvj 1d S ... Imagine spending that much money on plastic surgery just to be told you look like a man in his late forties. The Future @Defutureofx 3d someone said kylie looks like cilian murphy now i can't unsee it 206 5K 3.1M 145K
Drebae @Drebae_.17h S ... The hell out Lare Eve @minxishere.1 1d My credit score 310 and I'm at the Mercedes Benz dealership what should I get? 93 4.6K 78K 1.6M
DM @dmnextdoor. 1d ... look babe i even tweeted it Huncho @NuralOSM.1d Dam I really slept for 13hrs GIF 196 5K 202K 6.6M
@lemondettol - 17h ... During the age of ai too omg... POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 1d Pop Crave 'Catfish: The TV Show' has been canceled after 9 seasons. CATFISH 109 5.7K 110K 2.2M
Wila @stonephile.21h ... Jeez i wonder why Oscar Race @TheOscarR....1 1d Leonardo DiCaprio's kiss scene with Joanna Lumley (who was 66 at the time) in The Wolf of Wall Street took 27 takes. This was one of the most difficult scenes to shoot for him. 298 11K 303K 10M
ace of angels @hearts2hollis1 1d S ... i knew she reminded me of someone Rrrittumi GIF ALT 74 4.3K 70K del 675K
BellhopDrew! @BellhopDrew9h s ... Best defunctland video of all time incoming Boardwalk Times @Boar... 9h Mr. Beast is flirting with the idea of opening a theme park. (bloomberg.com/news/features/...) Disneyland jenzylm Deplace 64 4.7K 62K 933K
lumi @wydlumi 6h ... why do ur parents text u like they are trapped souls Sora @railedbysora.7h my parents are so needy Mother M help us please Father F help 49 3.9K 93K 1.1M
pumba @Pumbacantmiss-1d s ... My friends call me names and tell me to kill myself @shryma. 2d shyma 3: :p + my friend just gifted me all resident evil games only to make me try them oh my god 3m ago You received a gift from a friend! 3m ago You received a gift from a friend! 3m ago You received a gift from a friend! 3m ago You received a gift from a friend! 3m ago You received a gift from a friend! CTG00001 3m ago You received a gift from a friend! 3m ago You received a gift
Jared @b1g_damage 8h We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before 32 1.8K 29K 356K
Scott (Abu Ghraibmode) @c... 1d s ... people say stuff like this but it's like yeah and you go to bed at 7pm Romy @Return2Order.2d i did a soulcycle class, had an $8.50 latte, petted (?) a dog, held a baby, and read proust all before 8:45 am this morning 213 2.2K 128K 4.9M
naza @jxnastrangers.1 1d S ... these mfs reunite every 3 days FILM UPOATES Film Updates @FilmUpd... 13-03-23 Paul Mescal and Daisy Edgar-Jones reunite. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpda.... 1d NORMAL PEOPLE' stars Daisy Edgar-Jones, Paul Mescal, India Mullen and Fionn O'Shea reunite in... 60 80K 3.4K 1.9M
Commander s ... @c0m....- 1d It's so fcked up that an entirely different planet just looks like Arizona. Kaif @outlawkaif.1d Mars captured by NASA's Curiosity Rover. 753 10K 270K 6.6M
maia @mxmtoon . 1 18h actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it twitter 188 7.9K 139K del 1.1M
@midosommar • 22h S ... If someone did this to me at a restaurant I would kill myself in front of them Kevin W. @Brink_Thinker - dd A café restaurant in Barcelona brings a teddy bear to the table of a customer dining alone.. LIC itold the waiter i was alone and then he did this: مان a 330 6.3K 130K 3.7M
Westside Gaming @glory_of_... .1d s ... Rick & Morty fans seeing Smiling Friends becoming the new face of Adult Swim: INFINITY ANDBEYOND BUZZ BANGER HIGHWYAAR AEE  Swimpedia @swimpedia 1d Hot Topic also has some SMILING FRIENDS LOUNSE in-store exclusive Smiling Friends merchandise that isn't... 9.8K 128K 329 2.6M
sof @kattsocks.21h s ... dude Thursday, February 23 13:04 Dad now Just found your Twitter and you are D very unfunny. I don't want to be your father anymore 132 3.7K 92K del 1.3M
river moon @kissmeriver.20h G ... why is he dressed like a burger king whopper rese! @ATTYHARRISS Sep 26 Kamala really low-key said y'all fucked around and now y'all are FINDING OUT That wasn't your jam. No, I mean, there's another one. 0:12 165 3.6K de 1.5M 89K
GAWD G ... @_benjvmins_ 9h i thought this was a platypus Nae @NaesCloset Sep 28 Shoes I came across today. OT LOE 61 1.2K 31K 462K
li@ online @lllliatttt.20h O ... explaining geology to an american: so imagine a ham brosketti @crick_critter Sep 28 this riverbed is crosshatched like a ham 50 1.5K 57K del 1.1M
81 MIMI G ... (now has a gf) @BRATZULA . 3h Explaining the importance of bees to an American: No burger Devon Hardware's Wife @thatfrood 144 it's over, ive already depicted you as the lunch without bees Lunch without the Lunch with the pollination services of bees pollination services of bees 13 1.1K 11K 89K
Travis s ... @isthat_travis . 2 22h bro just bought the PS2 Redd this @ReddCinema. 22h Let's see what the hype's all about Nay Frast! CHICKEN THate Poperes NO L The CHICKEN SANDWICH SPI 109 2.9K 77K 2.9M
Juno Guinevere @FelineHexes 14h G ... startup idea: let's poison every ocean and end all life on earth djcows @djcows. Sep 27 Startup idea: floating datacenter NVIDIA. 217 8.2K 145K del 2.1M
G @magdalenepop 23h ... listen to ttpd while you still can!! Dexerto @Dexerto Sep 26 Spotify has removed more than 75 million 'spammy' songs in the past year amid its crackdown on low-quality Al-generated tracks 24 401 8.1K 285K

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