59 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of September 2025

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59 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of September 2025

September was full of attacks on comedy.

Jimmy Kimmel was unceremoniously yanked from the air, forcing everyone to rally behind their third-favorite late-night host in defense of free speech. He was reinstated sooner than anyone expected, and is currently doing his best not to disappoint us. 

Unfortunately, this whole debacle has inspired Jimmy Fallon to explain his choice to remain apolitical in the face of ongoing censorship, citing the late Johnny Carson as a reason why. “We hit both sides equally. And we try to make everybody laugh. Our monologues are kind of, you know, the same that we’ve been doing since Johnny Carson was doing The Tonight Show.” 

Fallon then continued by saying he just “keeps his head down” and “makes sure the jokes are funny.” 

Of course, all of this is debatable, and Fallon’s spinelessness is appalling. What isn’t appalling, however, are the funny tweets from the month that just was. September’s best included those about the masculine urge to launder money, the danger of buying used manga and chihuahua feelings.

Pissed Pissedofferson @fe... 1d G ... can't apply for this $20/hr assistant position because i don't have a master's degree GIF bravo 198 2.6K 103K 1.6M
MULA @realbbymula 18h Tupac had so much aura not one girl cared he was bald at 20 1.3K 13K 192K 6.4M
felicity shagwell E.O n- @liI... 1d s ... my grandma is so addicted to making shit up she just called me to say that movie theaters don't have cup holders anymore 61 3.4K 115K dil 2M
ALIVE GIRL @sickledstars.1 1d My five year plan is to just see what happens 5 19K 1.4M 86K
one dozen rats at a keyboard 1d s ... my favorite Hayao Miyazaki fact is that he PICOLA 3 infamously did not give a shit about any of the American releases for his movies until he found out Lauren Bacall was in the Howl's Moving Castle dub and immediately hopped on a flight so he could sit next to her at the premiere. Hollywood Remembered 2d Lauren Bacall 286 297K 14K 8.5M +
kyree @ecIipsmoon.23h S ... how it felt being on tiktok in 2019 when everyone was calling it cringy 202K 257 15K 2.4M
20h Images Al Could Never... S ... Follow monchursouls Harvesting my wheat rat-in-the-grain ... Hehehehehe monchursouls ... Can I fucking help you? 26 7K 1.1M 125K
olivia (Free @0l.... 1d s ... Canonically this is the POV from his webcam. His webcam is doing a dolly zoom, meaning his computer is moving directly towards him Lily #1 Herzog Fan (G... 1d actually the funniest shot in human history GIF ALT 4.5K 108K 56 1.9M
autist @litteralyme0_. 1d G ... January Dissociation September 174K 109 20K del 2.6M
Respectful Memes @Resp... 1d s ... bro only knows one word MEOW 105 9K 185K 3.4M
@Vickcantmiss. 1d S ... drink water for clear skin ALL I GET IS PEEEE 120 17K 162K 2M
louis @alfdefolf.1d G ... wanting to kill myself but realizing that killing myself is hitler-coded and therefore problematic media/content 772,700+ Man Thinking Stock Visit > Photos, Pictures & Royalty-Free... Q guy thinking 7.7K 831K 75 75K
@heyyitsjanea. 1d janea ... this woman just floated over a puddle and you're mentioning a man FADE @FadeAwayMedia-2d John Cena saw a huge puddle in his wife's path So he scooped her up and carried her over it cc TikTok 689 32K 498K 13M
astra Ig @valkrum_ 1d ... so i somehow texted oomf in my sleep Today help imstill running from the autstralian govermnet 05:10 i need the microwave 05:10 pleas 05:10 microwav 05:10 ¿¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ 05:32 314 8.9K 133K 1.7M
IT Memes @IT_unhinged . 1d s ... yes bro eat excel take it away IMI 0 of PrtSc Ins F11 F12 0 Del 193 14K 244K 4.5M
##Nick @Glox4u 1d flavored toe nail polish. someone get in business with me. 997 10K 116K 5.2M
YOUR PAL, DAKOTA @DEEP_R....17h s ... Great bit here CAMRY TOYOTA WEST KKR 7547 10-25 FRANKLIN ToyotaWest.com I BOUGHT THIS BEFORE ELON WENT CRAZY. PLE 159 4.7K 209K 3.3M
P @_sk8ing 1d ... literally what the fuck do you mean its taken what Change username Username labubugayporn That username has been taken. Please choose another. 643 12K 238K 4.5M
horse dentist @equine_d....1d s ... not what i was going to say predictive text > just think he's overworked and . underfucked he 176 13K 176K 2.6M
alfie @songsbyam 1d S ... banana when you add her to any smoothie GIF 232 12K 200K 3M
s ... erika @yeeeerika. 17h this came in my Le Creuset mystery box born to jest forced to joust 11 5.5K 82K 1.2M
dan @Dansplainer 1d s ... thank you to our lovely waitress for giving me a half yard of water so a straight edge guy can feel included 180 3.3K 88K 1.3M
i had too much to think last... .1d s ... Imagine the rizzler in this Chuck Naso @ChuckNaso. 1d Got my son a recliner for football season and me st 2023 OK 470 reservois dog 91 1.8K 108K 3.3M
indie !! @unpleasantsciff-23h S ... are you fucking kidding me В U L E G Q W Y U I E R T o P A S D F H J к G L ENTER Z с M X V В N x 204 6K 128K 1.8M
oatmeal influencer @acec... . 23h ... I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace 22 9.3K 68K 1.1M
Jesse Case @jessecase.1 1d One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there. 141 4.7K 169K 2.3M
paul @paulswhtn 1d S ... We need Knives Out All Stars FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpda... 1d Daniel Craig says that if he could bring back any past 'Knives Out' actor for a 4th film, he would pick Jamie Lee Curtis. (Via @Variety) 103 5K 106K 3.8M
Jerms @NotLordJerms.2 20h my niece got $40 from the tooth fairy and been tryna yank her teeth out ever since. this recession hitting everybody 155 5.5K 59K 831K
graze @xogravy 1d ... Notes ... sometimes i'm watching football i'm like who evens turn is it 28 3.1K 41K 530K
Your (gentle) dungeon mas... 19h s ... Visiting my grandpa look at his freezer MICRO-SAFE FRIDGE PLUG Preerled Start HAMP FRONT MAI Southeastern Home Care Feeling Worse? Call Us First! Phone My Health Care Team Southeastern Med My Nurse My Physical Therapist Your Community Hospital My Occupational Therapist My Speech Therapist TEAM VISITS AND MD APPOINTMENTS My Other Team Members My Goal SUNDAY MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY 3.1K 7.7K 238K 12M
Manzi wa Nairobi @City... 23h s ... My former boss and I resigning at the same time just to find ourselves working at the same company yet again... GIF 228 7.8K 262K 2.5M
Vivian @suchnerve. 11h S ... Wikipedia is one of the most reliable sources of information on the Internet, thanks entirely to its culture of cutthroat oneupmanship: The way the editors gain and maintain clout is successfully fact- checking other Wikipedia users. @calendarboy. 1d professor said we can't use wikipedia as a source but we can use ai GIF 308 9K 117K 1.6M
rizcriz @rizcriz 23h O ... I know that phone position........ that man's reading fanfic 76 8.8K 157K 1.5M
Classical Studies Memes 23h s ... New ship of Theseus just dropped, but now it has conscious thought 1 Thomas didn't enjoy his time at the Works. It's nice to feel mended again, he said afterwards, but they took so many of my old parts away and put new ones in, that I'm not sure whether I'm really me or another engine. 106 3.7K 52K 828K
@fvckfemi_.1 1d so much anger in this small little body.i feel like a chihuahua 360 57K 164K 3M
@Vo1dxx.2 21h ... Americans really learned nothing from the Three Little Pigs bedtime story oXon @BlackStarBARON-21h A new home being built collapses during a storm near Houston, Texas 209K 416 16K 4.3M
ana @shivlestat. dd s ... biggest financial regrets: not writing hp/ 1d fanfics in 2010s and not dancing on tiktok in 2020 POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 1d SenLinYu has inked a seven-figure movie deal for their novel, 'Alchemised,' which was originally a Harry Potter fanfiction on АОЗ. 56 9K 93K 1.7M
JP @Awakenjp. 23h S ... How many takes do you think it took to get the dragon to do that so good GameofThrones Quo... 11/26/24 Is this the most famous shot in Game of Thrones? 0:03 60K 172 2.4K 1.1M
@Vickcantmiss 2d s ... Overthinking should at least burn calories wtf. 41K 550 323K 4.4M
pirateking @onepirateking1.1d s ... Never buying used manga again ТАК TAK 816 11K 179K 3.7M
Jenni @hashjenni 10h ... i look away when someone opens their bank app leo @asifsirajj· 10h What's your contribution to the society? 49 3.2K 50K 681K
prosper @prosperluigi 20h ... happy 8 years to Luigi's sexytwerker69 chess account Sign Up ess.com sexytwerker69 7 Joined 5 Friends 4,444 Views Mar 19, 2025 Games Stats Award 2 1.4K 37K 623K
$в @BrendanDaGawd-20h O ... when you press Open in App and it just opens the App Store 34 3K 63K 572K
microplastics granulator Follow @DiabolicalSpuds When you've been smoking that shit all day and your girl still makes you go out 4:58PM 9/18/25.7 7.1M Views 201 25K 2.5K 1.4K
@BobbysShop2.20h G ... i got glasses (censored for privacy) olled 463 3.4K 72K del 721K
Jordie @adoredzweig 1d ... just found out i'm chopped and also unc GIF 18 2.2K 41K 507K
biev X @shadybiev. 6h S ... ROPENTOWORK I can name one September that was significantly worse. MEMES NFL Memes @NFLHate... .18h Giants: 0-3 Jets: 0-3 This is the worst September in New York history GIANTS 316 5.9K 128K 5.6M
Maricondo Isami @miriodere • 17h s ... No more white women on my TL. They're all blue now Liv @Liv_Agar.21h This is the best day of my life + 126 1.8K 78K 1.3M
Yuta QUITTR @rlevi 18h ... The masculine urge to launder money here Rei @kitto - 18h 80's Switzerland is peak 200 8.1K 144K 3.2M
anna !!! :)) @f....8h s ... ??? ok 64° 10 A Real Good Egg 55 n 39 8 min 45 slower mi 143 1.2K 58K 737K
REMZEL @ohremzel.1 1d i hate getting sucked into movies on tiktok ... like bitch where is part 957 181 14K 136K del 2M
Stan Chera memorial fund 1d s ... we did it folks. they're pro-masking now S HOMELAND Homeland Security @DH... . 1d To be clear: We will NOT comply with Gavin Newsom's unconstitutional mask ban. At a time that ICE law enforcement faces a 1,000% increase in assaults and their family members are being doxxed and targeted, the sitting Governor of California signed unconstitutional legislation Show more LIVE A ORTS SOON: WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING NEWSOM TAUNTS I.C.E. AFTER BANNING FACE MASKS FOX 1:31 FOX NEWS ALERT x ALERT OWN CHICAGO /FOX NEWS DHS SAID RIOTERS THREW TEAR GAS CANS, ROCK 1:08 ET 9.1K
Memes 4f Pascal @Meme... 20h s ... Paul Mescal really has the ability to photograph anyone like they're his wife who died at the beginning of the movie OPE SHOUS One Perfect Scene @onepe... 2d photographed by paul mescal 66 10K 169K 2.7M
LAIKA @mazriott.2d G ... no i can't god i can't fucking do anything blueberry @blueberrycalico-2d can you find 895 10K 165K del 5.7M
@doonasum 22h ... circle is so small that when phone rings i know it's scammers 81 17K 106K del 1.4M
IVY @Iamivy05.4h s ... incorrect username or password BITCH, WHICH ONE IS IT!!!!!! ysl @yslmammi 6h weirdest thing that gets you angry 242 13K 128K del 1.9M
Liv @Liv_Agar 1h s ... How it feels telling the group chat I don't want to eat at the restaurant they planned because I don't like the texture of the food they serve AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT 55 1.6K 24K del 341K
@Of_Noble_Mien - 1 18h s ... $4,000,000,010.99, because I just cancelled, too. It @NoLieWithBTC Sep 20 No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen Disney has lost nearly $4 billion in market value since suspending Jimmy Kimmel. Disney 108 2.5K 62K 1.2M
tyler ** @TylerWorrell17 Sep 28 ... cam trying to out mug rihanna is crazy 125 3.1K 104K del 1.3M

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