59 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 22, 2025

‘Everything gets revealed to u on a walk’
59 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 22, 2025

A Turning Point USA donation wasn’t necessary for Jimmy Kimmel to fully return to ABC’s airwaves. 

Sinclair ended its Jimmy Kimmel Live! boycott on Friday, reinstating the late-night program to its dozens of ABC affiliates despite Kimmel’s failure to meet their list of demands. “We take seriously our responsibility as local broadcasters to provide programming that serves the interests of our communities, while also honoring our obligations to air national network programming,” a Sinclair representative said of their reversal. 

Meanwhile, Pete Davidson is defending his choice to perform at the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, telling Theo Von that contrary to popular misconception, he’s not “in bed” with the Saudi Arabian government. “I just, you know, I get the (flight) routing and then I see the number and I go, ‘I’ll go,’” Davidson said of his participation in the event during an appearance on Von’s This Past Weekend podcast. 

Reading these hilarious tweets, however, is a much easier sell. This week’s funniest included those about Github’s dating app potential, dreamy shirt designs and the dangers of ceiling fans during the rapture.

G ... King Sukuna @King_Sukunaaa.21h love seeing posts that would have done well at any point in the last 200,000 years Yuta @rlevi 21h Не found THE stick 39 1.8K 47K 503K
Kay ... @KaylarWill This belongs in the hater hall of fame I'm howling @Dboysback65 - Sep 23 I hate when people say I'm so blessed and I literally know for a fact that they're not. 11:40 AM Sep 25, 2025 1.7M Views
G spencer م و ... @obesekendoll take a pregnancy test Now zahra @hyewint Sep 22 if no one's tried the mayo and green grapes combo for breakfast pls try it it's so good 9:53 AM Sep 23, 2025.21M Views
s ... carolyn @creay415  We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, The game was played on grass. SleeperSFGiants @SleeperSFGiants Sep 24 The Giants are officially eliminated from playoff contention 2:58 PM Sep 24, 2025 5.3.4M Views 65 3.4K 116K 4.9K
@liljay11k.22h G ... jaden HEAT 6 POV: How Dads be moving when it comes to cooking the most exquisite meal youve ever tasted and then not cook again for the next 7 months 42 2.3K 48K 458K
shAn @preset_2m3 . 1 19h O ... be like statisticians Probability mass function Nation adidas WA100 0.15 Nitco wd300 N:500 K:70 me300 0.10 PMF 0.05 0.00 0 10 20 30 40 50 60 Presidently Daraty k-np P(X < <) = zu St Au Vnp(1-p) Starter: .. yeah this may or may not happen 25 2.3K 27K del 293K
Lola del Rey @Lola_lmao7.20h G ... I want to look like this in my 90s cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic - 23h Lucy Liu, 90s 419 7.3K 240K del 5M
sean @DilettanteryPod 21h ... I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears. 57 5K 49K del 646K
cole @juul_survivor. 18h G ... set Wed Shattered a glass and I just don't want to deal with it right now so put up a traffic cone in case I forget tomorrow OP ARKING SALTSHED 111 1.9K 60K del 754K
320,000,001 Yellow Jacket Wasps @AriTheDumb Sep 24 ... Wasp 9 got RAPTURED 96 4.8K 73K 785K ادار
not j*ss G ... @itsnotjess123 coming back from my 10 minute break 35 minutes later II GIF 1:40 PM . Sep 22, 2025 5.931.3K Views 32 5.1K 85K 2.1K
Weapons is movie of the year! @legofsantaanna - Sep 23 G ... Jay-Z cheated on him too?!?! Pop Base @PopBase Sep 23 Louis Tomlinson announces new single 'Lemonade' out September 30th. LEMONADE 35 1.8K 387K 27K
Cathedrals Seer @jasminegalx. 17h ... Hung up on my mom instead of engaging in the fight she was itching to have 22 1.1K 21K del 197K
Casual UK @CasualUK_ .5h s ... X ... The F from a KFC £20 Just listed hours ago 78 2.7K 80K 895K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 . 5h s ... im crying someone bought a domain just to do this Google guthib Images News Shopping Videos All guthib.com https://guthib.com ... You spelled it wrong. You spelled it wrong. 23 407 14K del 126K
angel @ultrap0p.13h ... tea View profile 18:27 hey pretty this weekend :p i'm in just in case.. oh wait u unfollowed tea 614 30K 560K 64
@abeondigital.13h G ... and me haha! CREM HELADO Momentos mágicos ola @vantefenty 14h RZA and Rocki both born on 13th 6 1K 24K 382K
marina @bloodmajicks 1d the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day 36 9.3K 88K 992K
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor 1d S ... me after liking the story of her dog instead of her in a bikini so she thinks i'm different 11.11.22 472 7.5K 82K 2.2M
yama @wydyama.21h ... me creating a playlist Redd iRiS @ReddCinema.23h W eat or nahh 9.9K 83K 1.5M 125
gaz @Nyazsche.1 18h The rapture is happening and my buddy started ascending to heaven and got caught in the ceiling fan. Blood and viscera everywhere. #nasty 50 6.1K 57K del 589K
Eme.rald @ickemrld 1d I don't care how bad the relationship is I am NOT calling a radio station for advice 503 11K 130K del 1.7M
jen @sippin0njen• 1d this is the truest form of love WE WANT BEER jeff mcballs @jeffmcballz.3d She used 2 hands on my weiner and i don't have a 2 hand weiner 34 2.9K 115K 5.1M
Erisa @fashionmoment.2 22h ... Tyra Banks would have been obsessed Sabrina Carpenter Daily 23h Sabrina Carpenter for Vogue Italia. VOGUE 100 3K 92K 2.2M
Whar ? @the_whar 21h ... Arkham Knight mod where this pop-up appears every time Riddler starts speaking LOVE ATHRST SECHT MAI JACKSATE AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT Glide Climb Down 19 1.5K 17K 209K
Aparna @lipglosswhoree 1d You wake up at 6AM and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24 251 15K 185K 2.4M
Legends Z-A @ha... 16h S ... Hasty THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP 235 20K 201K del 1.7M
croffee @croffeepot.1 1d G ... STORE = i almost shaved today and then this image flashed in my mind and i got scared and decided to change my ways PUBES I LOVER RAINFOREST pussy 97 5.5K 86K 1M
kendall @internetfairie - 1d ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things 99 38K 177K 2.2M
peter @arabatman_ 23h being born is so embarrassing I should've been a concept 13 3.6K 19K 155K
les و @sweetpianofairy 1d bf hates me x2 You want me to be gay so bad so you can have a challengers moment 1 Reply Not happening 75 2.5K 56K 834K
alexine @alexinexxx.1 1d : well well well.. 2,773 contributions in the last year Contribution settings Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Mon Wed Fri Learn how we count contributions Less More Craig Weiss @craigzLiszt. dd most ppl in sf find their romantic partners on github 130 607 18K 1.1M
@ilovewikipedia 12h i i am pregnant taking 10 Tylenol a day in hopes my son becomes the greatest Magic the Gathering player in the world 233 14K 196K dJ 2.4M
derek guy @dieworkwear.1 17h s ... this landscape looks like it's maintained by a rabbit in a chore coat Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLo....21h Today's walk presented a window onto a calmer reality 446 51 18K 390K
Cass @_casscore.2 22h S ... just said look a cave and everyone in unison yelled NO 6 312 24K 295K
21. @Big_tagg 14h i miss i skipping school. calling out of work is too serious 80 6.9K 73K 884K
Eric Hu @_EricHu - 16h S ... french scooby being called Scoubidou is frying me 53 2.1K 32K 400K
mount bellyache @mountbe... 4h s ... i thought this meant people would be fucking robots like björk was in 1997. wasn't expecting coworkers who think chatgpt is their boyfriend S The Sun @TheSun·6/30/16 REVEALED: Women will be having more sex with ROBOTS than men by 2025 thesun.uk/6019BvkRf 28 3.9K 46K 620K
Prison Mitch @MidnightM... 7h s ... How it started: How it's going: the NEWS FOX AUTISM AM as ANNOUNCEMENT NE @MIDNIGHTMITCH FOX AUTISM BREAKTHROUGH NEWS channel /FOX NEWS ALERT FOX YOU HAVE IT! NEWS channel /FOX NEWS ALERT 23 740 18K 348K
trash @trashh_dev.1d ... can't believe i just fell for this Password Reset Request M Microsoft @microsoft.com> To r+n Micro 328 988 21K del 946K
s :@sn0oozey 1d ... Been there sister Aelith Loves Art @ae... 8/31/25 The Irritating Gentleman, by Berthold Woltze (1874) B.Wolt Weimar 150 19K 271K 4.4M
@7H354V10RR1d ... Dawg caught a pokemon. glyxon @Glyx0n . dd ? troon troon troon sahur replied: now X troon troon troon sahur X now X @TroonTroonSahur is now following you! 20 1.9K 52K 740K
Shiloh @ShilohBat13h ... I had a 14 hour surgery and when i woke up high asf on pain meds i sent this to the guy im crushing on chat is it salvageable Shiloh DOG 18/09/2025, 11:03 am hu helpo the drs said im gonna die the onyl cure is a dick pic 301 3K 101K 1.8M
@redaction @redaction.20h Me rediscovering my old tweets CHAPTER 1: Why I am so wise CHAPTER 2: Why I am so clever....... CHAPTER 3: Why I write such excellent books... 22 4.1K 33K 303K
ADAMWARLOCC @Ports... 1d s ... Can somebody please turn that cup in his hand into a rainbow lollipop POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Drake for Oktoberfest. 215 1.6K 103K 5.4M
Alexa @malleuses. 1d i love going out to eat with men cause i grab their thighs under the table and they think im doing something freaky but whole time im using their pants as a napkin 192 6.1K 113K 1.6M
ANANIA @Anania00. 1d G ... there's this random man that practices the clarinet on the train platform everyday LOUD AS FUCK. used to piss me off but now he's making good work on his F major scale rn... proud of him 43 2.1K 89K 786K
@lilkarabearr.1d no but sex is actually very weird like what are we doing to each other? 1.1K 9.9K 162K 7.7M
Wyrm @Wyrmver 1d ... this guy just liked my post i'm so fucking scared Evil 1,842 posts ... Follow Evil 178 5.3K 96K 1M
Xavrel @usdrippin 3h O ... then explain how i'm married to the game Cold @Coldstray.4h Pope Leo XIV says, Marriage is only possible between a man and a woman 75 30K 2.4K 485K
Sage @Be_like_Sage 1d everything gets revealed to u on a walk 68 8.4K 42K 528K
HOURLY shitpost @... . 1d s ... quieres Triangle Pond Farmersville Rd no that's not even fucking close 1.4M 112 4.2K 123K
mariana @pastapilled - 17h (trying to hit on a doctor) milk drinker 3.0 @milkisgoo... 1d I havent eaten an apple in like 5 months 12 1.5K 18K 260K
Brooke Dubek publicity/ac... 13h s ... don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling cuz he's drunk and alone Curiosity @MAstronomers 1d If humans colonize another planet, what should be the very first rule we all agree to uphold? 23 2.6K 38K 617K
Voldemort @ib_2cute.20h S ... Y'all would never believe what happened Voldemort @ib_2cute-2/15/24 Just finished putting together a bookshelf and I only had 10 screws leftover CLUB 329 3.6K 102K 3.3M
HOOCEITE @SexyyRed3... 22h s ... Sexyy Red Shake dat ass hoe Shake dat ass hoe ECTRE izzy @PlayBitchCartii : 1d once again crying to sexyy red 105 32K 2.4K 865K
no context memes @....22h s ... 00 Supporta BLIPOR Pineapple Paradise mom thinks i'm drinking alcohol but im of Soda js guzzlin' Kind up a bobby 39 2.5K 640K 45K
Uncle Female @unclefemme. 1d s ... UNCLE FEMALE I'm craving ... $900 28 9.2K 61K 546K
Ante D. Luvian @uncle_de... 8h s ... Bizarre shirt design I saw in my dream last night The Planet That Used To Be Where Mercury Is The Proof Is In The Mountains 100 843 193K 15K

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