35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 25, 2025

‘lower the retirement age to 22 i’ve had enough’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 25, 2025

South Park’s latest season has earned the Monty Python stamp of approval. 

Eric Idle recently took a moment to praise South Park’s newest episodes, heralding the show’s “heroic” takedown of President Trump and his administration. “I know they’ve done him a lot of damage,” Idle said before also praising California Governor Gavin Newsom for “taking the piss out of Trump and his hands.” “There’s a reason Hitler and Trump get rid of the comedians first. They hate being laughed at.”

Turning Point USA spokesperson Andrew Kolvet, however, had a much less flattering view of Jimmy Kimmel’s return to late-night television, slamming the ABC host for neglecting to apologize for his comments about Charlie Kirk’s alleged killer. “Yes, Jimmy got emotional. So what,” Kolvet tweeted on Wednesday morning. “He was emotional for himself because he almost torched his entire career.”

Meanwhile, Twitter’s funniest minds have been posting through all of this week’s comedy drama. Today’s funniest tweets include those about a lioness’ concerns, a former One Directioner’s heartbreak and a very fun wolf fact.

s ... carolyn @creay415  We had a good team on paper. Unfortunately, The game was played on grass. SleeperSFGiants @SleeperSFGiants Sep 24 The Giants are officially eliminated from playoff contention 2:58 PM Sep 24, 2025 5.3.4M Views 65 3.4K 116K 4.9K
O Molly @girlbatz. 7h ... This image is genuinely beautiful Malu Merchant @MaluMerchantV2 Sep 23 This is how it feels to worldbuild BC в في S E 6. 3 B, a Je 20 9 73 5.1K 97K dil 1.7M
Weapons is movie of the year! @legofsantaanna - Sep 23 G ... Jay-Z cheated on him too?!?! Pop Base @PopBase Sep 23 Louis Tomlinson announces new single 'Lemonade' out September 30th. LEMONADE 35 1.8K 387K 27K
NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext.  12h G ... Size comparison x GRAIN CLOSE SMALLEST AD COMPUTER OF RICE EVER 46 1.1K 22K del 240K
G ky @radioful. 21h ... Paycheck just hit and my car immediately got towed GIF 66 61K 1.8K 680K
G one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500.7 7h ... your electricity bill is going up 30% for this Chat with Als x A LITERAL HORSE 1.5M messages Chat with AI 17 1K 11K del 114K
(snob) G Carley @carleypero 4h ... Fuck it I don't even care anymore let's see 1:25 اس. LTE 75 2 People iMessage Today 1:25 PM Gentlemen, Let me know your thoughts. Sincerely, Carley 64 459 15K del 935K
Riki @biconicwomann . 2th O ... one of my exes found a love note that I hid for him to find while we were dating 47 1.1K 54K 645K
Wild TikToks с @wildtik... 23h s ... me after my parents give me a life lesson over something I was just joking about 27 3.1K 22K 154K
lumi @wydlumi.1 19h S ... tf you mean stealing? thats THEIR food لا @offdxan.20h Whale Shark has learned how to steal food from fishing nets. CONSERVATION INTERNATIONAL 202K 358 16K 4.1M
@northstardoll.23h ... Step 1: get really hot Step 2: let no one hit 32 26K 2.5K 493K
ou-.com @evadentz. dd s ... the melancholy chill of an autumnal day 30 40K 5.6K 458K
+ @reeceollld.20h $ everybody hate my dnd but me 39 5.6K 9.4K del 306K
LiterallyMeCats @literall... 17h S ... how i feel when everyone likes my story 2 937 8.2K 69K
Me & Who? @tagyourwho.19h s ... fun wolf fact: flove you so @sleepyloser1000 much 47 1K 14K del 204K
jynx @jynxbby.1 14h i be grabbing my ass to make sure it's still grippable. 40 2.5K 11K 216K
jo @joysyxx 14h O ... how i feel following someone immediately after they follow me GIF ALT 5.8K 344K 33 47K
@literall... .13h s ... LiterallyMeCats autism restock NOT - - TYLENOL Extra Strength - MILK - TYLENOL A TYLENOL Extra Strength Extra Strength PROCED 4 E are - and - - TYLENOL TYLENOL TYLEN Extra Strength Extra Strength Extra Strengen un = med 176K 18K 1.2K 13
horse dentist @equine_di... 11h s ... of full North American diet brown bear 19K 13 1.2K 142K
bug:) @littlebugcat.2 22h ... they call me the Pulling Normal Faces Guy 15 754 12K del 87K
Respectful Memes @Re... ..20h s ... 24 2.9K 36K 551K
angel @ultrap0p.13h ... tea View profile 18:27 hey pretty this weekend :p i'm in just in case.. oh wait u unfollowed tea 614 30K 560K 64
cat @doxie_gay 16h ... 1/13 Brazy ! @emogangbanger iphone be like a year ago today and it's your pussy 10:31 AM-12/27/22 16 1K 17K 178K
@abeondigital.13h G ... and me haha! CREM HELADO Momentos mágicos ola @vantefenty 14h RZA and Rocki both born on 13th 6 1K 24K 382K
m @hoshifyyy 21h lower the retirement age to 22 i've had enough 15 2K 17K 142K
@Whotfismick-22h ... Fulbu Me every morning regretting why I didn't sleep earlier the night before 191 33K 180K del 2.6M
Brandon @Thuislander 15h ... The lion ignores the sharp pain he gets in his chest a couple times a month 246 8K 140K del 2.9M
marina @bloodmajicks 1d the lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day 36 9.3K 88K 992K
zoë @zoveeo 1d phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive. 370 28K 296K 4.8M
adidas chad @badboychadhoy 1d my literal wife who married me and loves me called me sexy four days ago and I'm still riding that high 456 9.5K 282K 6.4M
YouTube dot com fight club end... 1d ... r/bedbugs is awesome because every post is a picture of a bedbug captioned is this a bedbug? And 200 replies saying you're fucked 74 4.3K 133K 2.3M
Liv @Liv_Agar 18h Mom M What is chungus 59 584 17K 260K
s ... autist @litteralyme0_. 1d Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation INOX EQUINOX E OX EQUINOX E OX EQUINOX E C NOX EQUINOX EQ 1.8M 123K 13K 130
michael @FilledwithUrine.2 23h sorry i'm late i was looking up pictures of the inside of the building before i walk through the doors for the first time so i know what to expect 10 1.8K 15K 146K
Victoria @arctiquehare 21h ... The lioness is getting slightly concerned 2 1.5K 8.7K del 101K

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