35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 24, 2025

‘What if the rapture actually happened but only for like one guy?’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 24, 2025

President Donald Trump isn’t celebrating Jimmy Kimmel’s return to ABC. 

Shortly before Jimmy Kimmel Live! aired on Tuesday night, Trump slammed “ABC Fake News” for reinstating the show, claiming the network had told him Kimmel’s late-night program “was canceled.” “Let Jimmy Kimmel rot in his bad Ratings,” the President wrote in a message shared to his Truth Social platform, taking care to slam the comedian as “not funny.” 

In more recent news, South Park fans now have a better sense of what’s to come on tonight’s previously postponed episode. The highly anticipated installment, entitled “Conflict of Interest,” appears to sidestep hot-button topics like Kimmel’s now-lifted ABC suspension and the murder of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk in favor of a Polymarket parody.

We’ll have to wait and see whether Matt Stone and Trey Parker manage to sneak in any commentary on current events — or a Morse code “SOS” signal — into the episode, but we can enjoy these hysterical tweets in the meantime. Today’s funniest include those about job interview existentialism, the “raptor” and Trump’s heartbreak. 

quibs scytale @quibvs.22h S ... LES :: @garvageart. 1d Are we witnessing a mass religious psychosis rn 15 2.1K 29K 523K
aaron @yieldcurved.17h ... @D....18h *Walter Bloomberg TRUMP: RELATIONSHIP WITH PUTIN DIDN'T MEAN ANYTHING UNFORTUNATELY 34 1.4K 32K 639K
$lap @slvppy 11h ... they need to bring this shit back because i got my own money now Redd iRiS @ReddCinema 12h Floam commercial (2003) FUN you can FEEL! 787 7.3K 139K 27
krimbo @fuckasparagus • 1d G ... type shit i'm doing after drinking a big cherry coke 2/26/23 Marjorie Taylor Gre... Body, mind, and spirit.. Be unstoppable. cc 12 604 17K 372K
yama @wydyama.21h ... me creating a playlist Redd iRiS @ReddCinema.23h W eat or nahh 9.9K 83K 1.5M 125
Poo Crave @Poo_Crave.1 16h ... РОО CRAVE Jennifer Lopez reveals she's feeling Extremely disappointed, yet remaining positive after being left on earth during the Rapture. S 151 2K 55K 1.5M
miranda @thelyingwoman•2 20h ... when the tylenol hits tays backup @theyvid... 7/30/22 cc 72 5.9K 61K 1.6M
@juniorkingpp·1 16h O ... This is nuts Cjay @ced_jayy 17h These are the lungs of a 10yr Marijuana user... They're not supposed to be that color. Smoke at your own risk. 160 2.8K 81K del 2.1M
M1das @M1das_OW2.18h ... what if the rapture actually happened but only for like one guy 178 1.4K 37K 524K
JP @Awakenjp 16h Hide this from, you know who. Fashion Twitter fiffy @schiapearII.3/22/25 Princess Diana had appeared on Harper's Bazaar's November 1997 tribute cover in an Atelier Versace dress. 712 11K 204K 8.6M
@P....18h cats with powerful aura ... So I got dressed up for nothing SORRY! CHOCOLATE MILK OUTOF STOCK 43 6.3K 67K 743K
TracerRacerX @TracerRacerX. 1d ... Gettin measured for new gloves 23 1.3K 27K 241K
chaotic memes @memecha... 18h ... Out of Stock M Water $0.00 0 cal fym out of stock bro go get it Cofe McCafé 20 942 41K 295K
i like food @messedupfoods : 19h ... mfs living in a cinnamon toast crunch 9 490 16K 88K
Guilherme Nunes @guilhernun... 18h ... yorkshire doing astral projection 106 5.5K 40K 499K
1d Images That Make You Feel P... ... END (I'm 6's) Period cramps N N what is bro protesting 26 699 18K 148K
@meishato 22h do job interviewers know we're all going to die one day 167 12K 132K 1.9M
Whar ? @the_whar 21h ... Arkham Knight mod where this pop-up appears every time Riddler starts speaking LOVE ATHRST SECHT MAI JACKSATE AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT Glide Climb Down 19 1.5K 17K 209K
Anna Maria @tfoolswhodream 1d s ... ANNA MARIA Me trying to sit normal but ending up like this: 2 996 8.2K 88K
johnny girl @unstobbaple 1d G ... ive watched this video and it's hilarious because the cameraman and the mama are both obviously wildly uncomfortable with the situation and trying to disengage/defuse it asap but the baby is just being a little shithead shadoo (silly creature... 1d Lets kill everyone, with mama 1:08 Baby bison trying to get his momma to ... kill me. stevenette 9.1M views.6 years ago 90 16K 295K 5.7M
april @gaypril_906.1 13h what if the rapture did actually happen but it's like a good place situation where literally nobody made the cut 6 2.7K 54K del 510K
Aparna @lipglosswhoree 1d You wake up at 6AM and it's like you have 48 hrs instead of 24 251 15K 185K 2.4M
aze des timothy faust @taste_of... . 12h s ... Got raptured a couple of hours ago. They still have Twitter here. Which, honestly, makes it pretty unclear exactly where I got raptured to 26 1.3K 28K 184K
Legends Z-A @ha... 16h S ... Hasty THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP 235 20K 201K del 1.7M
croffee @croffeepot.1 1d G ... STORE = i almost shaved today and then this image flashed in my mind and i got scared and decided to change my ways PUBES I LOVER RAINFOREST pussy 97 5.5K 86K 1M
jaden @liljay11k - 14h S ... How it feels at 6 years old learning the sun gonna explode in 5 billion years 15 979 21K 134K
Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2.9h s ... She's so her!!! ! normal 17 1.7K 20K 168K
lex @lexlisbon 14h i lowkey don't mind talking about the weather like Yeah it has been awfully humid lately hasn't it 33 4.2K 34K 307K
kendall @internetfairie - 1d ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things 99 38K 177K 2.2M
Velodus @velodus.1 17h Russell Wilson (rapture) is no longer the Giants quarterback 20 1.2K 23K 540K
Guilherme Nunes @guilher... 14h s ... I'm afraid to close my eyes to apply shampoo and have a ghost watching me like this: 70 4.9K 45K 375K
@manic_posting 17h i'm off that good kush and tylenol 18 4.5K 30K 305K
leaf #leaf @hikigrrl . 15h O ... relatable lemonade post #5 Drinking lemonade just for the sexual thrill loversoflemonode.tumblr.com 28 32K 3.9K 329K
peter @arabatman_ 23h being born is so embarrassing I should've been a concept 13 3.6K 19K 155K
ana O ... @pelicinema despite their notable differences Elizabeth Taylor @ElizabethTaylor.20h (1/2) In 2005, Elizabeth shared a special moment with a unique star, Bonkers the Bear. Despite their notable differences, the two instantly clicked and were photographed by Bruce Weber during their time together. and NIBBLES ME 2:56 PM Sep 23, 2025 533.8K Views 1.4K 23K 20 810

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