35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 22, 2025

‘They should invent someone for me to fall in love with’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, September 22, 2025

Eugene Levy has sported two left shoes and a fake goatee in pursuit of comedy, but he wouldn’t wax his chest for Godspell

In the new documentary You Had to Be There: How the Toronto Godspell Ignited the Comedy Revolution, Spread Love & Overalls and Created a Community That Changed the World (In a Canadian Kind of Way), Levy said he refused to remove any of his body hair while playing Jesus, despite the director’s concerns that his fuzzy, shirtless chest would “scare the kids at the matinee.” 

“No, I’m not waxing any hair off my body,” Levy told the director, adding that he ultimately agreed to wear a tank top for the scene instead. 

Meanwhile, John Oliver refused to mince words about Jimmy Kimmel’s abrupt removal from ABC’s late-night lineup, and offered a stark warning for Disney CEO Bob Iger during Sunday’s episode of Last Week Tonight. “History is also going to remember the cowards who definitely knew better but still let things happen, whether it was for money, convenience or just comfort,” Oliver said in a plea to the network exec. 

As we wait to see whether Iger walks back his controversial decision, we can laugh at these hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those about “unc college,” rediscovering our old posts and being stoned in the produce aisle.

Hannah1206200 G ... @crankhearted Yay 79 M mom> Have you seen my sunglasses? They e been missing for days now Yes Where they at? Its a secret Delivered Yay 9:45 AM Sep 21, 2025 539.3K Views
Turan. @wydturan. 1d S ... why he looking like and i'll do it again, bitch. LMAOOO @chroniclesofari-2d Angry tortoise sets house on fire 73 1.9K 25K 316K
Out of Context Human Ra... 1d s ... This is what happens when you turn on the WiFi: 44 1K 17K 164K
mike drinks beer @mikehu... . 20h they're executing me in public later if s you ... want to stop by 20 2.2K 10K 135K
Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5· 1d I have to fold my clothes and go to bed in IA OE COLE the next 30 minutes but what if I look at my phone for two hours and kill myself instead? What if that hmm? 21 5.8K 60K 534K
ale hyun's gf @changbin_... 1d s ... Someone please turn this in a fanfic This sounds like a lot of fun Lives in Perth 12 kilometres away About me 19* Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don't know each other. My Interests Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking 12K 257 169K 2.6M
Respectful Memes @Res... .15h S ... Sarah's house on my math test after i calculated it's width to be 0.5cm: 10 736 15K 105K
breezeh @briscoepark. 1 15h ... someone lives here nvm breezeh @briscoepark. 16h going for a walk + 293 2.1K 63K 1.6M
madeline odent @oldenoug... 19h s ... High school friend posted an (admittedly funny) status like blue whales have the second largest asshole in the world, right behind people who insist I'm in a pyramid scheme and friends, it's absolutely a pyramid scheme 10 257 13K del 107K
tubb @tubbbbss.9h ... 30 year old man btw Today 4:41 PM lemme get ur twitter @ idkk it's nsfw ? not safe for work? Delivered that's fine I'm unemployed + iMessage 58 570 31K 952K
@redaction @redaction.20h Me rediscovering my old tweets CHAPTER 1: Why I am so wise CHAPTER 2: Why I am so clever....... CHAPTER 3: Why I write such excellent books... 22 4.1K 33K 303K
s ... zoë rose bryant @zoeros... .11h this being the plot of chicken little MythoAmerica @Myt....1d 2 HIGH POWBED SECIS BONUSES тг LIGHTNING CRAND CASH ACEPO $76.355.98 12 20K 819 246K
ADAMWARLOCC @Ports... 1d s ... Can somebody please turn that cup in his hand into a rainbow lollipop POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave. 1d Drake for Oktoberfest. 215 1.6K 103K 5.4M
anth*ny @oomfpit 16h ... CLANG CLANG CLANG WENT THE TROLLEY 13 1.2K 14K 168K
Zoya @Zoya_ki_batein 11h D ... Buy a house with my lunch money meow @bellaislovely_.11h You wake up tomorrow and the year is 2005. What do you do? Enjoy Coca-Cola 150 Mamma Leanes EUBIE! North HOWARD Castro convertibles tsstkts Winna.com #1 CRYPTO CASINO 40 5.8K 81K 1M
tyler woodward @tyler0....21h s ... Ice spice deli POV: you get to finally + hear the song that helped you come out as asexual and process a 14.7K late autism diagnosis ... live for the first time. 163 446 14 355 9.4K 146K
@Jayyakamii· 7h s ... Jay bro just making himself a bigger portion @phenomste.8h larry puttin in work 39 18K 850 268K
lyn @littletinyari • 10h ... the promo for wicked for good is going insane 5 1K 19K 134K
defleppardfan94 @lemona... .11h s ... i can travel wherever i want hbo max @deepfates. 1d You can only live & travel within one region of the United States for the rest of your life. What are you picking? WA VT ME MT ND OR MN NH ID NY WI SD ... WY MI RI PA IA NJ NE NV OH DE IL IN UT WV CO MD CA VA KS MO DC KY NC TN OK AZ SC NM AR GA AL MS TX LA FL AK HI 18 333 11K 186K
ky @jilroberts 23h ... got chased by 2 big ass dogs and the owner just sat there and laughed 92 2.9K 81K 828K
JP @Awakenjp. 8h ... You can taste the spoon more than the ice cream L @ther3dsky1-1/3/25 You can taste these photos 70 313K 1.1K 23K
ibra @chill_ibra 14h s ... how being rage baited looks @N... . 1d NoLiquitity. HL GIF 9 702 13K 199K
LEEROY. @IamKickz. 7h G ... Sneak??? I never cared... l'll be in that bitch like Listoning for Musle... YOU A ROOKIE TO ME @....9h I can't be the only one that sneak & Shazam songs in the club. 3.6K 533K 69 21K
Max @wildlycoolguy.7h s ... Ever since I learned teachers would pay for this out of pocket I have had more respect for them petersobased @w0rldmap 20h My mom would always make this for me as a kid when I had a cold FO Henness N 31 498 14K 504K
Asya @femmecamp.8h overheard an undergrad saying that doing a PhD is like going to unc college 23 979 26K 390K
brazes @lordbrazes.4h s ... i'll read it later t @GoonExile. 5h IF YOU SUFFER FROM PROCRASTINATION, READ THIS: 871 17K 190K 33
indie @INDIEWASHERE-11h s ... just exercised and it improved my mood 10 1.1K 23K del 217K
tatum @planetgraves.2 21h They should invent someone for me to fall in love with 11 2.1K 13K 138K
Xavrel @usdrippin 3h O ... then explain how i'm married to the game Cold @Coldstray.4h Pope Leo XIV says, Marriage is only possible between a man and a woman 75 30K 2.4K 485K
mariana @pastapilled - 17h (trying to hit on a doctor) milk drinker 3.0 @milkisgoo... 1d I havent eaten an apple in like 5 months 12 1.5K 18K 260K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.17h s ... this is how it feels to be high at the grocery store 12 585 104K 13K
dess_ @_mycella 1d you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in 86 14K 66K del 1M
petersobased @wOrldmap 14h s ... My mom would always make this for me as a kid when I had a cold 60 Henness N 47 1.2K 21K 272K
Brooke Dubek publicity/ac... 13h s ... don't pick up the phone. you know he's only calling cuz he's drunk and alone Curiosity @MAstronomers 1d If humans colonize another planet, what should be the very first rule we all agree to uphold? 23 2.6K 38K 617K
Skyler @rottensinside 20h S ... Look at what my friend saw at McDonald's I'm crying 1g49 48 18 107 4.4K 76K 531K

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