50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 15, 2025

‘Okay, so, two things’
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of September 15, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel is taking his suspension in stride, according to Adam Carolla. 

In a new episode of The Adam Carolla Showthe podcaster shared a brief text exchange he had with Kimmel shortly after ABC announced its decision to yank Jimmy Kimmel Live! from the airwaves. Carolla said that after texting “thinking about you,” Kimmel responded, “Wow, it’s strange times out here,” and said he was “being followed by a helicopter.” 

Kimmel’s staffers are also grappling with the host’s indefinite suspension. An unnamed Jimmy Kimmel Live! writer told reporter Rick Ellis that while they were “surprised it happened that specific day,” they had a hunch that something like it was coming for some time. “I had zero faith that any of the network execs had the slightest bit of stones to stand up for their employees,” they said of their Disney bosses. “Every time some MAGA asshat would spout off about the show, the knot in my stomach just got tighter.”

As we all wait to see what the future holds for late night, we can still laugh at these hilarious tweets. This week’s funniest included those about “the da vinki of the ocean,” a skateboarding worm and one fashion bro’s generational run.

angel @angelmoding 18h ... - Just rawdogged a 10 minute drive: NO Twitter NO Netflix NO drinking NO antagonizing other drivers NO cigarettes NO Wordle NO autofellacio 39 867 16K del 146K
Sasha ... @servingcapreal the John Oliver team currently debating how much prison time they want to serve for their next episode 7:43 PM Sep 17, 2025 1.2M Views 96 6.9K 94K 2K
Justin Whang @JustinWhang.9h s ... Violence in movies and sex on tv djcows @djcows . Sep 17 what's stopping men from dressing like this? حي 115 1.6K 52K del 1M
O ... maddy catgirlprostate @catgirlprostate 19h Yet another example of crimes should be legal if they're funny enough Culture Crave @CultureCrave Sep 16 A Disney Springs restaurant was robbed by a scuba man Не swam up to the restaurant after it closed Spray painted the security cameras... Show more 47 3.8K 51K 803K
christover @bored2die Sep 16 ... U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible 173 18K 120K 1.3M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 . 15h G ... 8437 comentarios X ShadOwrulz i have no mouth and i must scream 1 día Responder 58,2 mil Ver 244 respuestas RoobenShmooben i have no ketchup but i must ard 22 h Responder 7431 32 2.5K 40K del 264K
A Fellow of III Repute G ... @NBABabySecret Crying laughing because brother in law told my sister to Hit the McConnell 9:49 PM Sep 14, 2025 265.1K Views
IGGY AZALEA @IGGYAZALEA 18h G ... Lmaooo why do I look like the BFG... I'm tall but not 'let me grab that star off the moon' tall kanishk @kaxishk· 22h This Popstars height comparison- 5.2ft (1.55 m) 5.10 ft. (1.80 m) 5.11 ft. (1.82 m) 5.2ft. (1.54 m) 5.2 ft. (1.55 ml 5.2ft. (1.57 m) 5.7ft. (1.73 m) 5.7ft. (1.73 ml 1.5K 8.1K 256K 15M
Levi @ImntDaredevil . 23h G ... Okay, so, two things 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm Sep 14 The Thing actors Michael Chiklis and Ebon Moss-Bachrach met up. 106 5.7K 117K del 3.5M
Insane Content @onlinei... .21h s ... 13:47 Wednesday, 21 February MESSAGES now Dad I hear a lot of swearing... maybe you should try another game? You might not be good at this one 34 1.3K 316K 37K
mistynat truther @androb... .20h s ... but soup is circular BOn3z recovery @... 1d Its soup season!! 226 5.2K 164K 2.6M
Not Now John @fryspati 12h S ... My favorite thing about my new apartment is the ominous giant cross about to break through the wall 233 3.1K 97K 973K
the kingfisher @artificia1girl . 1 18h ... i lied and told this hiring manager id already sent him my CV and he lied and told me he'd already seen it and it looked great:) 75 2K 94K del 1M
madimoiselle @driving... 1d s .... this will keep me going for a few weeks SESAME STREET Sesame Street @sesame... . 1d Keep it rolling, friends. 63 18K 212K 4.3M
georgie @georgsoup.1 1d bringing my monkeys to someone else's circus because they need enrichment 10 4.1K 33K 326K
issa phae @petalsforissa•1 10h S ... they're gonna make me defend jimmy kimmel's right to be on television GIF ALT 1 1.3K 17K del 226K
bug @inkbugfic- 12h ... trying to write fanfic on company time but people keep barging into my office 9 758 16K del 152K
sarukii @_sarukii.19h there is a difference between an artist that goons and a gooner that draws 176 7.1K 79K 1.2M
@Kin... 20h s ... King Sukuna QUITTD QUITIR i need everything about airplanes to be extremely serious no funny shit like this @peakmemess.21h Flying shark! IATA 240 3.7K 72K 2.1M
abortion sanctuary @tur... . 18h G ... I'm so up rn Plug now This one is on me bro Notification Center X 19m ago Girl From The Bar G | want you so bad Maison Margiela US 34m ago Your Maison Margiela Order Has Ship... You Can Track Your Order Here Maison M Margiela Paris FRAGRANCES HOME SCENTING BATH AND BODY EXCLUSIVE OFFERS GIFT SETS Your Order is on its... 69 927 23K 353K
JP @Awakenjp 20h ... at this point fuck it let's just do jurassic park. who cares LAD BIBLE LADbible @ladbible-12/22/21 - Perfectly preserved 72-million- year-old dinosaur embryo has been discovered 179 6.1K 82K 1.6M
Chris A @AlsikkanTV1 16h ... Bruce Springsteen came in today and says he wants the worlds largest gummy bear so we get it for him and he says how much is it I say it's 30 dollars and he just stares at me like this and then walks away shaking his head, inflation getting everybody SALA BAREO ANL44 WORLD'S 255 1.5K 33K del 1M
fear before the marge of si... 17h s ... I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said Mama! Patrique! 79 6.7K 104K del 1M
@HateradeCon 14h Con ... PG it's for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work Sosa @ihysosa. 7/5/25 what emotion is this even supposed to be 43 821 14K 196K
$lap @slvppy 12h that damn squirrel @usernot404.18h Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf grows 11 miles in only 6 days 40 1.9K 29K del 305K
Kai @_7ssssX.23h G ... POR I know you not eating nachos with the body of Christ!! 9 @_Sallllyyyy 1 1d When you run out of Doritos... Betpanda Anonymous & VPN Friendly Casino 1.9K 172 17K 498K
LiterallyMeCats @literally... ...1d s ... tonite were staying up until 1 billion oclock 39 3.5K 38K 544K
@ho... .14h s ... hood lord farquaad you see one later and you see the other in a while levi @2xlLevi.14h You know the difference? 55 1.1K 12K 246K
@KUWAPOWR. 1d izan / sega. ... realised my toilet paper has puppies in it. i'm sorry puoppies.... 8.3K 214K 357 1.8M
grimace @sillymonkey.19h party rocking with a mouse tonight piece of cheese im gonna have a big bite 73 4.9K 42K 624K
internet baby @urnonbi... .15h s ... it's vintage forever 21 LMAOOO ! @flvmeprincesss - 1 16h keep the bum ass shirt you depop bitches are insane Hi! I can do $50:) if you're interested 14:24 mean it forever 21 ... so i'm ok 14:29 It's vintage forever 21 but ok 14:31 Write a private message 99 FOREVER 21 TANK TOPS AND CAMIS the i'm Women . Size M Excellent condition t q r W u i e o 1 offer sent y p 2.1K 56K 141 1.3M
Eme.rald @ickemrld 13h Why are plane tickets so expensive. You going that way anyways just give me a ride. 259 7.7K 80K in 1.4M
Sheep Sans' enby wife 6h s ... Accidentally just closed one of those important tabs that had been open on my phone for several years 59 3.7K 77K del 692K
с @remsroulette 12h it gets to a point Muted words @remsroulette i can't make it fit Forever nevermind i got it Forever nvm i got it Forever 245 13K 151K 2.3M
Salvatore @dark_salva... 1d G ... bottmos are really impressive You left an hour ago and it still says you're 10 feet away. Should I be concerned? 6:21 PM No no, don't worry - I just bttmed for your neighbor too. I'll be out soon. 6:27 PM ... Delivered 6:29 PM You were definitely better, btw. Honestly? Best in the whole neighborhood this year. 271 1.8K 55K 1.7M
Em @mountainslmao.1 1d S ... Bros been casually tweeting from a different dimension for weeks now breezeh @briscoepark-1d going for a walk 237 12K 300K 11M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.1d s ... never give up 39 1.3K 38K 286K
Shammy @iam_shammy0 1d i feel like birthdays aren't long enough... only 24hrs to celebrate me??? no way 213 13K 47K del 1M
dex @lowkeydex.1 1d ... outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher I'know what I like 27 12K 63K 640K
Sabrina @NoBodyN0Crime... .22h s ... bro's the da vinki of the ocean Terrible Maps @Terrible... 2d Shark named 'Breton' makes a self- portrait using its tracker Labrador Sea No rth American Basin Sargasso A Sea 23K 121 345K 5.4M
HOURLY shitpost @... . 1d s ... quieres dawg I hate living in detroit 132 88K 1.2M 5.8K
A @flagad0ss.1d S ... triple homicide E Bouygues Samedi 13 septembre 23:20 toole Mateo Tove Lo 1:17 -1:32 Centre de notifications x 2 Tinder maintenant Mathéo vous a envoyé un nouveau message 12 Matteo: maintenant Hey :) H 60K 60 1.4K 1.2M
Satan @s8n.1d G ... Google do cigarettes expire x ALL NEWS IMAGES SHOPPING VIDEOS No, cigarettes don't expire, but the person smoking them does. Oct 27, 2006 smokers non-smokers The person that wrote this 35 2.2K 33K 282K
Gabe @melchizedek420. 17h Just a few more hours of scrolling and then I will finally Know 64 6.7K 53K del 659K
evelyn (COMMS CLOSED!... 20h ... why did she just make another slightly smaller version of herself who is that supposed to be DO NOT MOVE TO DUBAI 13:17 DO NOT MOVE TO DUBAI IN 2025 + THE REAL TRUTH ABOUT DUBAI #... Ann lyonu 1.5M views 11 months ago 343 5.9K 156K 1.9M
Big Patty the Angel Ladessé... 6h s ... Not her trying to read the title mary @elaine_stritch - 8h I cannot escape the glees MICHELE CHESS THE MUSICAL - 42 1.2K 26K 394K
JP @Awakenjp . 9h ... this sentence was never meant to be said POP CRAVE @PopCra... 7/24/25 Pop Crave A Labubu was left on Karl Marx's grave. WAEKERS ND UNETT 851 371K 45 23K
Muscle Man COMMISSI... 21h ... NEW GUY JUST DROPPED Dexerto @Dexerto.1 1d A new species of fish called the Bumpy Snailfish has been discovered by marine biologists 21 2.4K 32K 473K
© @TORNADOWARNINGS.22h ... struck gold today at goodwill GIF 63 1.7K 55K du 704K
stoned cold fox ... @roastmalone_ hey! long time no talk. I noticed you and your fiancé unfollowed/ deleted all your photos of each other and as someone who once commented congratulations! under your engagement announcement I feel personally invested in why things didn't workout. Hope you're doing well! 7:02 PM Sep 16, 2025 445.2K Views 19 1.6K 32K 773

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