36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 19, 2025

‘bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, September 19, 2025

Quentin Tarantino created modern film classics like Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill, but he can still appreciate the art of bad movies. 

On an episode of the Happy Sad Confused podcastJason Bateman told Josh Horowitz that Tarantino is a huge fan of Teen Wolf Too, and approached Bateman on a night out to tell him how he believed the critically-panned fantasy flick was actually a “great movie.” “He started going on (about it),” Bateman remembered. “It just goes to show you there’s something in every film for everybody.”

The team behind High Potential are also fans of lowbrow comedy. Showrunner Todd Harthan recently confirmed that the show’s new season would pay tribute to Kaitlin Olson’s roots as Dee Reynolds in It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. “There’s a couple of nods and winks here and there, little Easter eggs,” Harthan said, noting that Olson snuck in a few Paddy’s Pub references of her own. 

There’s nothing subtle, however, about these hysterical tweets. Today’s funniest include those about Peter Griffin outfits, the shape of soup and the most sadistic place to eat sushi.

Justin Whang @JustinWhang.9h s ... Violence in movies and sex on tv djcows @djcows . Sep 17 what's stopping men from dressing like this? حي 115 1.6K 52K del 1M
don grizzell, ph.d. @golD... 21h s ... I can almost guarantee you that I am not Top Applicant 4m ago You're a top applicant for Special S in Assistant to the Head Coach at Stanford University and 240+ other jobs. 53 484 31K 647K
tikli @tikli 19h ... Deciding to get up Marie @glitchu__ 19h What part of your morning routine takes the longest? 9 3.6K 12K 258K
Angel, whom Mirrors kill 23h Wife just said that I asked her whats a peakslop animal. I think the tiger in my sleep. I'm scared the brain damage is terminal 27 941 12K 84K
horse @horseimage.13h G ... borse 100 2.5K 21K 266K
Juno COMMISSIONS О... 15h ... I don't think I've ever seen a dog breed more suited to wearing a turtleneck than this one 52 2.1K 36K del 298K
@Res... 12h s ... Respectful Memes Work many hour ZOOMIES ADMINS Make few moneys 250K 8 1.7K 17K
Insane Content @onlinei... .21h s ... 13:47 Wednesday, 21 February MESSAGES now Dad I hear a lot of swearing... maybe you should try another game? You might not be good at this one 34 1.3K 316K 37K
mistynat truther @androb... .20h s ... but soup is circular BOn3z recovery @... 1d Its soup season!! 226 5.2K 164K 2.6M
@Whotfismick-15h G ... Wyd after work? Fulbu Me already in bed : 60 12K 61K 828K
Not Now John @fryspati 12h S ... My favorite thing about my new apartment is the ominous giant cross about to break through the wall 233 3.1K 97K 973K
Vivian @suchnerve. 1 11h ... Reagan MORE PERFECT UNION More Perfect Union @....20h In 1983, 50 companies controlled 90% of the U.S. media market. That number is now down to 5. 10K the 1.7M 73 126K
the kingfisher @artificia1girl . 1 18h ... i lied and told this hiring manager id already sent him my CV and he lied and told me he'd already seen it and it looked great:) 75 2K 94K del 1M
Star Slop @starslopped. 1d me when the only way out is through 7.7K 12 50K 581K
madimoiselle @driving... 1d s .... this will keep me going for a few weeks SESAME STREET Sesame Street @sesame... . 1d Keep it rolling, friends. 63 18K 212K 4.3M
CIA pierce @cringe_genius • 1d password cannot be previously used. why not. it's a classic 11 1.7K 33K 311K
Ryanair @Ryanair.2 22h me the minute I land in Italy No Context Brits @NoC....22h Hang it in the Louvre. 251 83K 3.2M 4.4K
georgie @georgsoup.1 1d bringing my monkeys to someone else's circus because they need enrichment 10 4.1K 33K 326K
Austine @theereal_one-18h Sorry but if u reusing empty mayos as cups u way too deep in the trenches @liexny.23h asked bro for some juice and he came back and gave me this HELLMANN'S and EST.1913 REAL MAYONNAISE Made with Cage Free Egg* DO 3K 413 51K 1.6M
Rico @RicosRevengex-21h damn she bad asf Sosa @ihysosa9/15/24 i just spilled my drink and then... 267 4.6K 140K 2.8M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.1d s ... Even the road dont fwm KYS 33 5.2K 57K 511K
mor @moristiko. 1d if i text u it means u better start acting accordingly 8 1K 13K 141K
v! @Vullety- 19h S ... Eating them in front of their family is crazyyy Hard Images @dailyhardi... .1 1d sushi date L 1K 25K 327K 65
Black Girl @t_sadiity 23h Why would my coworker say see you tomorrow then call out that bitch yo 308 4.2K 44K 957K
bigsock @biggersocks.8h ... I'm gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful like a post or a close friends story 4 1.5K 9.9K 98K
horse dentist @equine_di... 11h s ... sock got wet babydoll 950 8 123K 10K
hope hopes hoping @ho....23h s ... 14 hour screen time 24 10K 605 145K
Star Slop @starslopped 18h S ... SILENCE, logical thinking knowledge @clownluvrr revealed to me in a dream is talking 11 2.3K 14K del 161K
Wasabi (COMMS WAIT... 10h s ... my coworkers are super nice but I keep imagining a scenario where I get euthanized due to poor performance 80 11K 101K 979K
@Whotfismick.9h G ... 2025 is gonna be my year Fulbu me in September: 28 14K 2.5K 127K
yuuii @yuuiichive. 8h G ... a 12 year old kid helped me cross a busy street today and when we got to the other side he said Don't worry my mum had to teach me too GIF 17 639 28K the 246K
@northstardoll. 22h ... My iron deficiency does not define me 33 3.8K 22K 289K
O R @yslzaurent.19h ... Me listening to a conversation that is none of my business 120 3.8K 27K del 264K
Encyclopaedia Britannica 3h S ... Our bad. Encyclopaedia Britan... 12/3/24 2025 starts with WTF (Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday). The last time that happened was in 2020. We're probably going to be fine, though, right? WED THU FRI 2 3 1 36 13K 1.2K 254K
Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat.22h G ... This is what it feels like to make a slight social mistake that no one will remember GiF Shitposting @GiF... . 1d GIF 59 1.6M 17K 129K
smol silly cat s ... @Catsillyness $ 18h undiagnosed but something ain't right 5 1.6K 11K 169K

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