35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 17, 2025

‘Nothing you say could ever be tmi to me, I’ve always wanted to live inside your head anyways’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, September 17, 2025

Back when Bill Clinton was the Governor of Arkansas, he allegedly had his eye on Charlie Sheen’s girlfriend. 

The Two and a Half Men alum told the story of an ill-fated press trip to the Southern lawmaker’s mansion in 1987, while filming Three for the Road, revealing that his co-star, Alan Ruck, heard Clinton trying to make a move on Sheen’s date. “I was answering a reporter’s question when Ruck overheard Clinton whisper to one of his aides, ‘Find out what you can about the brunette,’” Sheen wrote in his memoir.

In other rumors, I Dream of Jeannie’s Barbara Eden is debunking long-running claims that she had a rivalry with Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery. “I enjoyed being with her,” Eden remembered, adding that while the pair “did not have a lot of time to talk or be girlfriends,” Montgomery was “always pleasant” to be around on the Columbia Pictures lot.

Today’s funniest tweets are also very pleasant, and the best ones involve 2009’s hottest fit, the Pope’s coding skills and the real purpose of the saluting emoji.

G ... ozlako #FRAPPATTACKFRIDAY @ozlako 19h doordash finally Catching up with me and my fake accounts they know what I've been doing NEXT ORDER OOR TERRY FATWINKLE ل DOORDASH SAVE ON YOUR NEXT ORDER CRAIG FOOTBAL C DOORDASH SAVE ON YOUR NEXT ORDER PORK WORD ل DOORDASH 36 884 22K 427K
RHAENICENT @alicentinchains . 20h ... ON! ! TOP people my age are on baby #2 and I'm on queerbait ship #492094930202 24 8.4K 45K del 420K
Jules @schumisnoopy19h G ... how i watch the spy kids trilogy 11 770 8.5K del 105K
Sosa G ... @ihysosa. 5h I needa go to church man lumi @ilylumii. 23h My boots for the tour 251 947 18K 374K
G ... Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat. 20h HELP THEY'RE STEALING MY HAIRS!! MY BEAUTIFUL ORANGE HAIRS 59 1K 19K del 178K
cats with threatening auras O @catshealdeprsn 10h ... She rejected every cat bed, but loves the $2 turkey pan 26 705 10K del 100K
weezer @Weezer • 19h G ... nvm i fixed it weezer @Weezer. 19h if you want to destroy my header weeze 389 4.7K 69K 5M
jay @kendallhosseini - 22h O ... every time i see a josh o'connor headline he's either got a new job or he's gardening. girl who is always okay. SPONTES Film Updates @FiLmUpdates.23h Josh O'Connor shares what he's currently growing at home: I've just had a good crop of courgettes. Rhubarb. I've got two very brilliant fig trees... and flowers. 13 1.1K 21K 391K
G ... Yaffa the Lesbian Witch @archaicf0ssil - Sep 15 Psychiatrist asked me about hobbies and what I like to do for fun today and I just had to answer like this I... I think that I like TV shows. 13 821 11K del 106K
O ... Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_ 17h No lie, in 09' this would've been one of the toughest fits imaginable laflare @ahfashionjunkie - Sep 14 287 3.3K 58K 1.4M
G ... m @w6steland 1.20h bald head ass gets whatever he wants eating wings kissing keke palmer what the fuck ever bro Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop.21h Keke Palmer and Sean Evans kiss during 'Hot Ones'. 223 5.4K 112K del 3.2M
G ... eveo @eveoart 20h IP address? they know where I pee? 13 2.2K 21K del 224K
Images That Make You F... 23h ... THIS WEATHER STINKS. BestBy 07 SEP 18 043 I 40 j@gnosebaya 17 162K 826 16K
gabe @allgarbled 20h ... Yeah well I bet the pope can't debug a distributed system for shit Amanda Goodall @thejo... 2d If your interview process takes longer than electing a Pope, you're doing it wrong. The Pope was chosen in 2 days. Your remote hire doesn't need 5 rounds of interviews. I said what I said. 167 269 10K 296K
there is no meme @antim... 1d s ... SANO withon Oh, my god- my best friend! And my best friend's wife! In my best friend and his wife's bed! 9 323 12K del 85K
good reddit @goodreddit... 19h s ... ... u/CloudStrife012 3h i.redd.it how do I make this distracting message go away? I almost swerved into a pedestrian You're going too fast! Pokémon GO should not be played while driving. I'M A PASSENGER 732 8 28K 235K
JP @Awakenjp 20h ... at this point fuck it let's just do jurassic park. who cares LAD BIBLE LADbible @ladbible-12/22/21 - Perfectly preserved 72-million- year-old dinosaur embryo has been discovered 179 6.1K 82K 1.6M
Chris A @AlsikkanTV1 16h ... Bruce Springsteen came in today and says he wants the worlds largest gummy bear so we get it for him and he says how much is it I say it's 30 dollars and he just stares at me like this and then walks away shaking his head, inflation getting everybody SALA BAREO ANL44 WORLD'S 255 1.5K 33K del 1M
jos @josiahhughes.1 15h love Hannah Einbinder but i do think go birds is a reductive and borderline offensive way to say support women 12 373 10K del 173K
noah kulwin @nkulw.15h Me: feeling eepy My cia handler on discord: Lee Harvey Oswald would have played more League W me;_; 7 561 10K 127K
fear before the marge of si... 17h s ... I have not been able to stop thinking about this small French child at the aquarium that walked up next to us grabbing his mom's hand, pointed at a starfish, and said Mama! Patrique! 79 6.7K 104K del 1M
taoki @justalexoki 13h she's flirting with you brother Ragnar @pikeypilled 1d Checkout girl at grocery store told me I have an orange juice addiction and that she's worried about me 45 186 17K 292K
Arham @mgmtarham.20h s ... insert a sim card H. QUITTD QUITIR @HE46_.21h what would you do with this space? 95 1.5K 38K 373K
@HateradeCon 14h Con ... PG it's for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work Sosa @ihysosa. 7/5/25 what emotion is this even supposed to be 43 821 14K 196K
Dadsiren Follow @dadsiren i also won an emmy kind of U our food photo has been elected for the menu. his message confirms that the photo you cently submitted of your order from ietnamese Noodles meets our quality andards. bur photo may have been edited to be mo itable for use on the restaurant's menu. 2:13 PM 9/16/25 1.1M Views 69 2.1K 97K 1.7K
$lap @slvppy 12h that damn squirrel @usernot404.18h Massive crack in Antarctica ice shelf grows 11 miles in only 6 days 40 1.9K 29K del 305K
soggy broccoli @soggybroc... 10h ... oh go fuck yourself How to Soften Butter Ready to start baking? Here's how to soften butter depending on how much time you have: 1. Plan ahead. 50 1.2K 28K 208K
Kai @_7ssssX.23h G ... POR I know you not eating nachos with the body of Christ!! 9 @_Sallllyyyy 1 1d When you run out of Doritos... Betpanda Anonymous & VPN Friendly Casino 1.9K 172 17K 498K
figgy @im_faezah.23h ... Curing my disease here 15 918 12K 136K
(snob) @carle... 23h s ... Carley At ease soldier Jesus Christ Liked your photo Christopher ... Verified 52 129 11K 447K
LiterallyMeCats @literally... ...1d s ... tonite were staying up until 1 billion oclock 39 3.5K 38K 544K
bab @1xeraz 18h ... This me making sure I get into all heavens xan @xanx_li.2d Ong SZA is so random sza 1h sza 13m sza A CryBaby by hellyluv 3 eid mubarak 39 930 16K del 213K
@Vickcantmiss. 21h G ... When you're stretching in bed and you feel your calf start to tighen 2.7K 25K 44 220K
QUITTD QUITIR @wydlamar. 18h G ... this is like if leonardo da vinci decided to repaint the Mona Lisa Ezzy @ezzyskii - 18h Anthony Mackie recreates his iconic pose. (via fallontonight IG) CIV 38 617 15K 172K
g @34rths.23h ... Nothing you say could ever be tmi to me I've always wanted to live inside your head anyways 17 3K 14K 161K

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