30 Facts About Toys, Hobbies and Games to Fight Over With Your Little Brother

Mom! Billy won’t give back my Atomic Energy Lab complete with actual Uranium!
30 Facts About Toys, Hobbies and Games to Fight Over With Your Little Brother
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You and your siblings are going to love this list so much that we’re going to do what we usually do with our kids — set a timer. Yep, that’s right. To nip any future spats in the bud, you can have five minutes with it now, then once this timer goes off, you pass it to your brother for five minutes. 

We just don’t trust that you’ll do the right thing with facts this good.

The Taco Bell Chihuahua

Speak ad slogans, boy! Say yo quiero TACO BELL CRACKED.COM This version of the Yo Quiero chihuahua toy portrayed him as a revolutionary, complete with Che Guevara beret, leading to newspaper headlines like Latino Leader Calls For Taco Bell Boycott. Viva Gorditas!

He-Man

HE MAN 1982 NOW A toy in search After hiring of a plot In an comic book attempt to writers to flesh compete with out a plot, Star Wars toy He-Man has

The Tim Hortons Barbie

More ways for Barbie to lose teeth at TIM HORTONS Tim Tim Hortos Hortons GRACKED.COM If a Honey Cruller doesn't rot the molars out of Babie's jaw, how about a puck delivered at 90 miles-per-hour straight to her chompers? Currently only available at Toys R Us Canada, where they still have Toys R Us.

Sky Dancers

Product Recalls Sky Dancers In 2000, Galoob Toys Inc. recalled 8.9 million Sky Dancers flying dolls due to reports of 150 injuries, including eye injuries, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations. CRACKED

The Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broom

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER NIMBUS 2000 VIBRATING BROOM. Sadly, they're no longer sold. It's a dick- shaped toy that vibrates when children stick it between their legs. (actual photo from Amazon) Actual Amazon review: When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really

Twister

About to play Twister? irists Have each player stuff his/her shirt with a pillow before the game starts. This way, the game is more challenging and ev

Sinking of the Titanic Game

SINKING OF THE TITANIC GAME The sinking of the TITANIC game TITANIC CRACKED.COM IDEAL The game you play as the ship goes down... then face the perll of the open sea! ADES HEMBO REQUIRED INEPLATERS - The sounds of people drowning are something that I can not describe to you ... it's the most dreadful sound. -Eva Hart, Titanic survivor

The Atomic Energy Lab

ATOMIC ENERGY LAB GILBERT physics - ... ATOMIC ENERGY LAB - - 150 EXPORMENTO - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - available - - - - Everting! Safe! - GELBERT NALL OF SCIENCE - .... CRACKED.COM SILBERT CLOUD CHAMPER Did the Atomic Energy Lab come with actual uranium? Why, yes. Yes, it did.

The Butcher Playset

BUTCHER PLAYSET GRACKED.COM The trouble started when Jeffrey asked if we could pretend to disembowl a hog.

Bratz Babyz

CRACKED.COM BRATZ BABYZ SHOW YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG TO BE A MINX. - in These dolls went through the whole process of being conceived, designed, pitched, approved, manufactured, and distributed, and apparently no one along the line thought of saying, You know, maybe we really shouldn't sexualize babies.

Fun With Sticks

FUN WITH STICKS FUN with AGES 8to14 crafts by whiting M - - STICKS 2 EXCITING PROJECTS Here are two wonderful projects! A cute little dog house, and picnic table and bench set. Complete mate- rials include pre-cut cardboard, sticks, adhesive, and easy to follow instruc- tions CRACKED.COM UNASSEMBLED Throw 'em. Chew 'em. Stick 'em in your eye.

Quentin Tarantino

celebrity Hobbies MB I Dream Quentin Tarantino - NOV of Jeannie GAME collects board games MILTON based on old TV shows. RADLEY DAGING The gritty film director has a niche hobby of collecting vintage board games licensed by classic television shows, such as / Dream of Jeannie, The A-Team, and The Dukes of Hazzard. CRACKED.COM

Early Trading Cards

Hobbies older than we knew PHILADELPHIA NATIONAL LEAGUE 1904 Trading GLEASON, 2ND BASE. PLAYER CARD. cards The world's oldest trading card game is Allegheny Card Co.'s Base Ball Card Game set, which flopped when it came out in 1904. The cards are super rare, and mint condition decks can go for around $500. CRACKED

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30 Facts About Toys, Hobbies and Games to Fight Over With Your Little Brother

Frisbees

CRACKED FRISBEES USED TO BE PIE TINS. The Frisbie Pie Company unwittingly ushered in a new era of lawn games when, in the grand tradition of broke student upcycling, Yale students figured out they could throw them really far. Fries PIES 46

CSI: Fingerprint Examination Kit

Product Recalls CSI Fingerprint Examination Toy Kit The Asbestos Disease Awareness Organization did a study in 2007 and found out that the hit had asbestos in it. That's not something you want anywhere, let alone in a toy for kids, so the kit was recalled. AGES 10+ CSI: ADULT SUPERVISION RECOMMENDED WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD Jomal parts Mot for children under 3 years CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION WARNING: FINGERPRINT - vo granos EXAMINATION KIT - - - - USE FINGERPRINT BRUSH COLLECT TO DUST EXAMINE, REAL - RECORD PRINTS TINGERPRINTS WITH DRISSONS CSI TEAM CSI: un nas F CRIME SCEN AT - NOTEBOOK

Aqua Dots

Product Recalls Aqua Dots/ Bindeez Beads A toy called Aqua Dots in the U.S. and Bindeez Beads in Australia was recalled after it was found to be contaminated with a chemical that can turn into a dangerous drug. Three children in Australia had to be hospitalized. THEMED THEMEO NEW NONE CHEMED LHEMED THEMED FRESH POLI QUA OOTS OUA OOTS AQUA OOTS AQUA OOTS AQUA OOTS COUEST POOT PAGS GOOD VEEMSH ECEAN adidas I I i I MADICADA ECTE BIO WITH - WATE MADE 1 Edite KIN WITH I FRAX CENTRA I Y MITTER CIN OGET MBC OFFICIAL - | adidas I

Build-A-Home & Subdivision Set

BUILD-A-HOME & SUBDIVION SET Kenner's GIRDER & PANEL Set No.16 BUILD-A-HOME & SUBDIVISION SET DESIGN and BUILD o GREAT VARIETY of DIFFERENT BEAUTIFUL HOMES Construct subdivisions with os many as six houses of o time Also Received Mutals I - - Centers - University - Date Aportments - Hamelo - - - - IT'S FUN... IT'S EASY! Beld business of GERDERS and JOESTS - the de - CRACKED COM - - - the Proble Well and PANELS - - - BLAPWARD - - - - - - - - - The owner may be liable for bodily injury or death that

Fist Faces

FIST FACES YOUR FIST BECOMES A REAL FACE MOVES-WIGGLES N TWITCHES CONTAINS WIG-1 KERCHIEF-4 FACES Fist Faces FUNNY FACE TOY 4 FACES-WIG-KERCHIEF MOUTH COLOR FOR HOURS OF PLAY E FUN GRACKED.COM REMCO The second most fun you can have playing with your fist.

The PEZ Shooter

A toy gun that shoots delicious Pez candies? 98 98 fun to eat fun to shoot Ready- Aim- Fire! PEZ SHOOTER DISPENSER SEE BACK FOR EXCITING TARGET GAME UPT BISSTER B92 I P D E 4 P E P PE2 E N - NEWTONK.RU What could possibly go wrong? CRACKED COM

The Disney Princess Plastic Racing Trike

GRACKED.COM THIS TRICYCLE WAS THE MOST OBVIOUS RECALL EVER. The Disney Princess Plastic Racing Trike brings a fantasy kingdom close to your children. So close, in fact, they risk getting it impaled in their little skulls. One sudden stop is all it takes. To no one's surprise, this murdercycle was recalled in 2011.

Popeye Metal Tapping Set

POPEYE METAL TAPPING SET CARLTON DANK METAL TAPPING POPEYE SET ARF! ARF! COMPLETE with - CRACKED.COM DECORATIVE FRAMES for BOYS & GIRLS TAPPING TOOLS AGES INSTRUCTIONS 4to 8 Why create art with paint and paper when you can chisel it into a sharp sliver of tin?

Sixfinger

SIXFINGER SIXFINGE THE MOST AMAZING TOY EVER IT LOOKS LIKE A FINGER BUT IT DOES ALL THIS: CRACKED.COM GOS 1.SHOOTS CAP BOMB I E Indian I I when - an F - J F for I - - the - - It looks like a finger? Sure, if fingers had testicles.

Monopoly (Yep, One More Time)

The original version of Monopoly was a cautionary tale against capitalism. CCADIL WA TER WORKS CRACKED.COM Over 300 different versions of Monopoly have since been created, including Star Wars, Pokemon, and Game of Thrones.

Source: BBC

Magic: The Gathering

The creator of Magic The Gathering has an impressively prolific family. GRAND NATIONAL REPUBLICAN BANNER 1880. FOR VICE-PRESIDENT 10% PRESIDENT CRACKED.COM URIBUS Richard Garfield, the creator of the first modern collectible card game, Magic the Gathering, is the great-great-grandson of U.S. President James А. Garfield, and his great-uncle invented the paperclip.

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