53 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 25, 2025

‘Please drunk Spotify DM me tonight’
53 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 25, 2025

SNL’s new episodes will still be live from New York, but that’s where its similarities to last season end. 

As Lorne Michaels foretold, the past week brought a lot of casting shake-ups to Saturday Night Live. As of Friday afternoon, stars Heidi GardnerMichael LongfellowEmil Wakim and Devon Walker, as well as writers Celeste Yim and Rosebud Baker are all out at the long-running sketch show, with Walker denouncing SNL’s “toxic as hell” environment. “We made the most of what it was, even amidst all of the dysfunction,” Walker wrote on Instagram. “We made a fucked up lil family.”

This family may only grow more fractured ahead of the show’s October 4th season premiere. “Weekend Update” anchor Michael Che continues to post cryptic Instagram Stories about his future at SNL while rumors swirl about whether or not Bowen Yang will return for a seventh season without Yim, his longtime creative partner. Please Don’t Destroy may also be destroyed amid these casting changes. According to internet rumors, Ben Marshall, John Higgins and Martin Herlihy are all going their separate ways, with one supposedly leaving the series, another joining the writers’ room and a third landing among the show’s main cast. 

The final tally of which SNL stars will return to Studio 8H this fall remains between God and Michaels, but we can say with much more certainty that these tweets are absolutely hysterical. The week’s funniest included those about spicy DMs, Field Day and how to insert VHS tapes.

COUPON himpath (francis etc) @gorg... 1d s ... UNLY be CID i i am very depressed and in a really bad HUT UP BITCH! mood perhaps it will get better if i sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively 55 8.3K 79K 1.2M
S ... your sweet 666 @anakin0... ..20h i'm making life beautiful again watch the fuck out 27 9.9K 43K 621K
pablo almenta @pabloal... .1 1d s ... and the machine? Miscelánea @MissCelan... 1d Florencia 28 2.1K 45K 790K
severian @sixscosepoise 21h Fffuuuuck.... I accidentally bought 9 tickets for a band called inch nails 50 2.2K 50K del 720K
no context youtube @youtu... 1d s ... < X Replies @TheMrdangles16 9y ago T : i hate the water temple... too confusing:( @KeithHalsell 4 days ago it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now @TheMrdangles16 days ago T it couldn't be aoing worse Keith 84K 27 3.9K 1M
howdy bitch @looksalotlike... - 1d s ... How it feels to live in an apartment with three cats selma ( @slmrsmx.1d ALIEN: EARTH (2025) GIF 134 7.3K 126K 3M
@luuvaddiction 1d ... They didn't even take you in the school fr straight to the grass at 8am to put that work in. N. Co @luvofrare- 4/7/25 Field Day was so intense back in our day... Shit felt like the playoffs. 96 9.4K 76K 2.9M
ashley @ashleyherman_.1d S ... there it is W o Вот 4TH LADEL 0 o P LEGA Ethan Kagno 59 1K 18K 440K
s ... zoë rose bryant @zoerose... 1d the way his story's concluded four separate times already MARVELOUS The Marvelous Geek @m... 2d Loki's story will reportedly conclude in 'AVENGERS: SECRET WARS' (via: @BeyondReporter_) AVENGERS MARVEL STUDIOS SECRET WARS 268 6.2K 173K 5.3M
Klara @klara_sjo 1d ... If you want to feel old, this is how the zoomer that made this game thinks you insert a VHS tape. O 788 3.7K 63K del 2.1M
jack @jubilescent.8h ... very handsome does anyone else see two men kissing on the plate jake @bonekeepr 16h 126 322 14K del 257K
subscribe to the state of th... 3h s ... this and a small town where somethings Поптаje живо not right averyluna @nectarineavery - 3d FBI agent breakfast 57 1.5K 26K del 778K
Jon Nightreign @Jonathan_J....6 6h s ... We used to get games of literally ANYTHING Neb | @NebsGoodTak... 6h Dexter: The Game (2009) GIF 351 7.2K 156K 4.3M
mia @shyamaniac.1d s ... challengers @visionsinfilm.1d i'm still here 53 2K 23K 652K
Chris A @AlsikkanTV1d G ... If everyone has worms, no one does NEWS WIRE NewsWire @NewsWire... 1d FIRST HUMAN CASE OF NEW WORLD SCREWWORM DETECTED IN U.S. 12 2.1K 32K 610K
autist @litteralyme0__dd ... When I click confirm payment and they take away my money 91 17K 173K del 1.3M
silver MOURNING MITC... 1d ... C 8 me just to be clear when i say 'chat' i mean i like a twitch chat. a chat room. a group chat. not fuckass chatgpt 91 26K 192K dJ 1.8M
jake (just a normal single g... 14h s ... ooz D BIT cm Please drunk Spotify dm me tonight 13 4.4K 19K 244K
tweet man @y33zuswalks-16h G ... New app to get left on read on Pop Base @PopBase.17h Spotify is introducing DMs. Later this week, users 16 and older will be able to message one-on-one on the app. 941 9:41 what playir were dym shison Friendsone Song EDEN HAL Friendsone Song EDENXA Amazing tyy! Write a messag Come Back EN Galler IID Your Ubery 21 1.1K 10K 183K
Gillian Branstetter @GBBra... .11h s ... Obsessed with them wearing the reflective vests over the camouflage Allison Papson @Allison... 17h National Guard members activated for DC federal takeover seen picking- up trash fox5dc.com/news/ national-... 60 1.2K 29K 419K
Maca @Maca3rd 1 1 1d G ... why being a goon is not a fucking aesthetic, a thread Roy Mustang Updates @EF.... 1d Tweet like you live in Gotham 344 6.5K 137K 2.4M
KOZIE @WeirdALFan2004-16h ... What I would wear as Jim teacher different teachers Tok 5,194 5,19 75 2.5K 41K del 555K
leyla superman-pilled @... . 1d s ... vanessa kirby should've posted this with pedro and thrown her phone out in the sea FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpda... 1d Jonathan Bailey & Scarlett Johansson in newly shared photo. 77 3.1K 78K dJ 2.9M
The Mudman ! @wetthe... 1d s ... Ladies, ladies, please! ChloeRare Fairbloom... 3d x Is it ok if I message you, The? Ivy Goldbreeze @Kri... 5d x Can I ask you something, The? ChloeRare Moonkiss 5d x Can I send you a DM The? Lola Starwhisper ...10 Aug x I'm 45yo, am | too old to get your attention, The? 1.9K 126 56K 717K
Sara Schonfeld @SaraSchon.1 1d s ... told a guy I was enjoying our conversation on Hinge and he said glad to know it's mutual and then unmatched me. flawless game. I will now think about him every time I open the app for the next three years. 358 1.9K 107K 4M
Uncle Female @unclefemme. 1d s ... isn't he cute UNCLE FEMALE My Melody 53K 1M 316 11K
anna @hard_boiledbabe-1d ... Seeing an apartment for a friend in NYC There is no toilet what do you mean It is not in the apartment 129 4.3K 205K 3.1M
jonny @DAYM4RE.1d G ... Penguin Roy Mustang Updates @EF....1d Tweet like you live in Gotham 10 2.3K 50K 814K
kipp @kalopop 22h ... just caught myself sitting like this phone 128K 180 8.1K 1.2M
в is for baby whisperer 16h G ... if 9 month olds understood memes they would love this one The Fourth Way @The4th... . 1d Stop dematerializing Stop screaming every time like a coward. leave the room! 16 1.1K 22K 356K
isaiah @tlop444.7h ... bro my best friend since we were kids just got married and didn't tell anyone and when i asked him why this was his response... 25m ago omar can't lose aura tbh 199 2.2K 73K del 1.4M
lara @ghostinkissys.5h S ... the cast of snl next season: DiscussingFilm @Discus... 5h DF Heidi Gardner is leaving SNL after 8 seasons. 12 453 203K 13K
Chris A @AlsikkanTV.6 6h s ... wearing this when I finally get invited to the criterion closet HARDEST FIT PICS @Har... . 6h DVD 680 161K 10K
no context memes @w... . 1d s ... dummies ALL-IN ONE 6 Wom Women's Health Books the . dummer This dude is NOT real 398 5.4K 104K 2.4M
eric63 amg biturbo 4matic 19h s ... !! !! A grinder! i bought *A* grinder !!!! eric63 amg biturbo 4matic 20h boy who just spent over four hundred dollars on grinder 33 598 21K 259K
Miranda Parkin @mparkinb . 18h s ... sitting next to a man on the plane who has a pasta hat and pasta shirt, lost my shit when he opened his ipad and this was the background a Marit alamy alamy ST alamy alamy Image ID: M45M4A www.alamy.com 55 2.6K 44K 417K
Mike @michaelcollado. 11h ... It's his time الله I wanna be the next SN cast member! 15 533 15K del 240K
Michael Benjamin @mfbenji 18h s ... Boyfriend and I sitting silently at gate 201 because he was right we did not need to get to the airport this early depositphotos depositphotos depositphotos depositphotos depositphotos depositphotos 40 688 36K 630K
Sam Bowman @s8mb.1d S ... My son's current favourite toy is this Stalin doll that he carries around everywhere and refers to simply as The Man. 103 51K 2K 760K
Mag7 #TeamLydia @goldenv... 1d s ... Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married straight is great 25 4K 52K del 667K
Isaac s ... @GalaxyPeaBrain Realizing 1 hour into dinner with in-laws it said 70% THC and not 7% 4:00 PM Aug 24, 2025 326.8K Views 16 604 19K 869
nat @thiscitysabxre 11h ... why do they look like eric and ariel had a lavender marriage emma @babylovessivan Aug 23 What is in the air 17 2.6K 37K 467K
christian @nopoweradeinusa Aug 25 ... 83 year old regular at the bar yesterday asked me if I could follow him driving home, then drive him back to the bar so he could stay and drink more (yes I did it) 25 266 26K 351K
HP @amishestrogen 16h ... just tapped my card for $2,375.00... that felt so wrong. that's an insert card amount of money 87 1.6K 81K del 974K
mor @moristiko Aug 25 ... Lakeem Momoh ... 3h Grilled onions went to HR today we can't give ppl nicknames nomore Like N Send Comment Share 161 145 shares 14 1.1K 28K del 435K
Insane Content @onlineinsane . 18h s ... LE !!!!!!!! @rottenlemn YEEEEOWCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LE !!!!!!!! @rottenlemn14h getting ready for my first gig as a dj rate my setup 24 1.6K 46K 512K
Wild Sentences @WildSentences . 22h s ... let's normalize packing tiramisu in your suitcase 40 1.1K 20K del 383K
Dr Sean Travers s ... @seanjetravers Instead of texting 'on my way' I'm just gonna start sending this 3:44 PM Aug 25, 2025. 7.2M Views 488 28K 279K 23K
Crankin 0 ... @CRankinit69 my sister's boyfriend is NOT a fan of monkeys and this how they were woken up this morning at their airbnb 8:49 AM Aug 26, 2025 5.1.2M Views 112 2.3K 79K 1.9K
Tae ++ @TaeWizop Aug 25 I need to sit by the ocean and disassociate for like three days 116 27K 74K dil 1.7M
Daniel @growing_daniel . 21h s ... These spam texts are becoming psychological terrorism 8:45 X 2 +1 (216) 484-2683 > Text Message SMS Today 8:45 AM Let's ride a bike to feel the fresh air tomorrow. The sender is not in your contact list. Report Junk 88 645 15K del 255K
rob @ok_but_still Aug 26 ... i never really appreciated how successful an actor john wilkes booth was. its like if matt damon tried to take out obama 108 1.4K 47K del 1M
angi @angelibejarano.1 1d S ... Notice how it is night and she doesn't made it impossible to see Pop Base @PopBase. 1d Sabrina Carpenter announces 'Tears' music video, dropping next Friday alongside her album 'Man's Best Friend.' 135 7.3K 180K 3M

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