48 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 18, 2025

‘No more ragebaiting around me pls. Let’s try joybaiting, perhaps even lovebaiting’
48 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of August 18, 2025

Jimmy Kimmel isn’t buying CBS’ claims that The Late Show with Stephen Colbert was hemorrhaging cash. This week, the late-night host defended his colleague, slamming the network’s assertion that Colbert’s show lost $40 million per year as “beyond nonsensical.” “There’s just not a snowball’s chance in hell that that’s anywhere near accurate,” he said of the astronomical figure that CBS and Paramount Global cited in their decision to cancel The Late Show

All it took for Tim Allen to allegedly get Harold Ramis axed from 1999’s Galaxy Quest, however, was an awkward dinner conversation. According to Allen, Ramis abruptly left the project after disagreeing with the actor and studio executives about the direction of character Jason Nesmith, suggesting that the role go to “an action guy” instead of the Toy Story star. 

“I came back from the bathroom, and he was gone. And they said, ‘We’re going to move on to another director,’” Allen remembered of their disastrous night out. “So I got him fired, and I’ve never felt good about that.”

We can all feel good that these hilarious tweets are here to stay. This week’s funniest include those about IMDb trivia, some serious “side eye” and the joys of an old-school computer room. 

Mr Sandwich @Mohamme0... . 17h s ... How is this not considered a sitcom out of context house... 6/17/25 We've got rectal bleeding. telyhouse What, all of you? 67 3K 94K 1.2M
eris @ERIS_MANIA_YT-1 12h s ... What on earth does my father need of me 12:49 5GUC 78 16 D Dad 2.0 > R u familiar on how to play pokemon.o magic u know those card games a little Read 12:49 PM Ok..Just be good ok..be safe..i need you 64K 113 2.5K 922K
@weluvsnipe.1 1d peeing after esex so you don't get a HDMI 76 3.3K 31K 520K
iya @hotmessjunk.8h ... OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR CASSIE GIF 200 12K 100K 1.2M
milk @wet_foal 22h Sorry I would love to but I just made a bunch of rules for myself and I'm actually not allowed to do that 35 18K 94K del 1M
jz2 @mixedgrass666.1d Worst thing about cutting off all your hair is you go to work and everyone treats you like Today's Special Boy 19 1.1K 30K 396K
carter hambley @carterha... 13h ... age range on hinge set to 75-76. yall fighting over grapes while im drinking wine 66 1.6K 48K 939K
angela @aygela 1d no more ragebaiting around me pls. let's try joybaiting perhaps even lovebaiting 123 26K 107K 2.4M
ruth @billedabear.1d s ... this is so embarrassing they saw me with their merch on ruth @billedabear. 7 7/14/25 the one place i'm always destined to win is the flea market brooch bowl 1.6K 14 54K 684K
Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L1 1d s ... accidentally dropped an f-bomb while teaching today, so I explained to my middle school class that cool people are actually allowed to say that word and not get in trouble, but they can't say it because none of them are cool 34 1.5K 51K del 761K
cam @harleybaghdad . 16h Love seeing raccoons eat out of my trash bin. Go ahead brother im done with that stuff 22 2K 32K 570K
saachi @ch4isutta.12h S ... to be loved is to be seen Seen last week + 1.6K 44 19K 245K
Buttercupcosplays @butterc... . 1d s ... Side eye 469 3.6K 133K 2.8M
s ... Benjamin De Almeida @be... 13h ticketmaster will literally log you out an hour before your concert, delete your password, lock your account, shoot your dog, and then make you go to your mom's email address that doesnt exist anymore to get your ticket 227 12K 132K 1.8M
Andrew Reed @andrew_....11h S ... When it's 10 minutes before a meeting and you open the doc you received three days in advance and get one of these Google Drive You need access Ask for access, or switch to an account with access. Learn more Message (optional) Request access 122 639 18K 399K
Malik @MalikMcYeet 17h s ... Fake bush lovers after a run in with a real winter coat Neb I @NebsGoodTak... 3d Superman (2025) GIF 456 10K 157K 5.7M
ethan @ethanp0iss0n 77 ... You can back up a bit Pop Base @PopBase.7h Jacob Elordi stuns for Variety. VARIETY 27 978 36K 672K
FIORE @drakebonergif·1 1d s ... My job is to draw and embed fake download button ads onto sketchy websites I get paid to do it it's a real fucking occupation and every time you refuse to click on them my boss barges in and beats me with a metal rod until a bone is visible File Edit Image Layer Select Filter View Window More Account Auto-Select Transform controls Distances Layer IMG_0487.jpg x Download 201 5.9K 840K 75K
Tanner @Tanner_Slavin -13h S ... Ladies and gentlemen, we have our Batman Home of DCU @homeof... .13h Meryl Streep told James Gunn that she'd love to be in a project of his. (via youtube.com/watch?v=kR1hlF...) 85 62K 1M 4.3K
MODEST Axe @westernunion2k-17h : MOUSE r/selfimprovement r/ Join u/huss2120 2d Are the benefits of drinking lots of water overhyped? Question All I've been hearing: Less brain fog more energy clearer skin What I've been experiencing: pee 4,144 414 1,103 86 6.4K 107K 1.6M
s ... serge daney mcbride @abs... 15h HERSHEY'S by CHOCOLATE The only hot honey I want to talk about is my freakin wife! 53 5.1K 49K del 1.1M
Meg @megannn_lynne.20h s ... HHHH CINEMARN Coca-Cola Maiko @LuvXmaiko.2d If you're 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?? 89 4.7K 51K 1.5M
Jared Gilman @realJaredGi... 20h s ... the fact that it could be either one of them and i wouldn't be shocked it's Garrett @amazing_garr... .21h Replying to @realJaredGilman Norm MacDonald Lives! a aero S TOM CRUISE 21 419 18K 467K
Adrian @ChulitoX0X1 16h ... This would work on me I'd love to take you on a date 5:49 PM I'd be down :) 5:52 PM Do you care if my roommates join? They're also S 5:56 PM So... not a date? Delivered 5:59 PM @TwunkTheTwink You're a gamer. Think of it as an expansion pack 131 2K 52K 1M
Pokémon Brainrot @Pkmn....19h s ... 9:48 AM 9:50 AM Holy fuck Holy fucking fuck That body of yours is absurd 21 Message... 17 1.8K 27K 554K
rob @ok_but_still.23h s ... baby is finally asleep. let's put the skull on him 82 2.9K 48K 880K
BIG RAD DEMON DAD } 1d s ... HOT DOGS! GET YA HOT DOGS HERE!! Ywuria @ywuria.4/3/25 time to draw my ос with this WAN WUCHIQINGQU T 43 2.1K 35K 747K
Douglas А. Boneparth @d... 1d s ... Nutritionist: Your diet is bad. Dentist: Your brushing is wrong. Friends: Your life is a mess. Liquor store guy: Excellent choice. 160 1.7K 40K 2.1M
julian 3000 @YEAROFTHEW... 1d s ... the smallest thing i can think of is probably a baby ant 222 2.3K 50K 734K
doomer @uncledoomer.13h S ... this is still the highlight of the 2020s decade for me doomer @uncledoo... 1/8/24 the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times 1992 any 25 276 14K 213K
S Grace @gracecamille_ 1d ... when i moved to Paris and discovered i was still me just surrounded by French people sugarplum @proseluvr•2 2d the idea of moving to a whole new city where every corner is not haunted by your memories GIF 43 1.7K 67K 1.6M
didyoujustsaywig @2002... . 1d s ... i've literally never seen her on the ground 2000s @PopCulture200....2d ok P!NK ! cc 4.8K 118 128K 4.6M
Esoteric Skin Disease @Cat... . 1d s ... Thought it happened again for a sec zero (real? real!) @Zer0Nov... 4d live footage of new york today: x.com/Swag_K1RBY/sta... cc 0:10 141K 69 5.3K 4.1M
i like food @messedupfo... . 1 1d s ... my doctor boutta be SOOO mad 13 754 20K 153K
MODEST MOUSE Axe @westernunion2k-1d ... MLECZKO I always feel so bad when I hate it when young people overtake me when I'm walking overtake old people on on the pavement, it feels like the pavement like sorry they're youthmaxxing and for youthmaxing and agilitymogging me agilitymogging you 41 13K 212K del 2.3M
hydra @blephin_.1d s ... who the hell typing... annalise.4:12 PM Comments naturallavender 2w if i saw that typing i would call my friend Kevin 339 Reply 202 4.8K 106K 1.5M
Pierre L'Fauex @lafauexprod 1d You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then on the IMDb trivia it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun. 107 3.6K 136K del 2.7M
@smoovehot.1d I suck at being sad. 3 mins later I'm making jokes about my situation 75 8.9K 27K del 751K
Paxxiana @paxxiefbaby 20h s ... oh baby you can tell she's not gonna stop either kenzi @kenzianidiot. 1d just found out my mom has been accidentally putting this whiskey in her coffee every day thinking it's a flavored syrup ARELAND SHANKY'S WHIP НЕ TRADE KAR GANS MADE as IN SMOOTH IRELAND 19139 N 174K 76 6.1K 3.2M
G Scary Chris @ScaredChris 5h ... Why aren't people going to the movie theater as much anymore? Movie theaters: 121 1K 14K del 308K
yoshimi red ... @nise_yoshimi two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog 5:16 AM Aug 17, 2025 1M Views 79 3.1K 45K 2.8K
G @mysealtoya 14h ... xkitnzz @xkitnzz 53s Replying to @mysealtoya good girl 2 1 1 xkitnzz_ @xkitnzz . 26s wait ur genderfluid good labubu 3 1 21212 Show replies 110 6.4K 41K del 444K
the heart @Fredward3948576.20h G ... Oh okay so just 15 min 90 1.2K 61K 853K
G OwengeJuiceTV ... @OwengeJuiceTV She's talking about our wedding btw. NEW MESSAGES luanne 23:22 are we still on for tomorrow ? 5:23 PM Aug 19, 2025 1M Views 137 2.8K 94K 2K
Kim Kelly ... SHE BAG @GrimKim things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes 12:36 PM Aug 21, 2025 . 1.1M Views 137 8.1K 84K 1.2K
fräulein sansa 2.0 @bakkheian 15h G ... how it feels to have laptop instead of phone screen time before bed 10 new 33 5.6K 97K 991K
Brandy Jensen ... @BrandyLJensen divorce announcements from people who think they're more famous than they are easily a top 5 genre of online content for me 7:09 PM Aug 19, 2025 1.2M Views 63 1.8K 63K 1.5K
Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog. dd s ... r/LSD 1d Holy fuck 30 1.3K 29K 462K

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