22 Jokes to Memorize So You Can Go Toe-to-Toe With the Clown at Your Nephew’s Birthday Party
Who knows? This could be the beginning of a funny new journey for you
We all know how lucrative the birthday clown industry is, so we wanted to help spread the wealth and get you in on the action. We’re not saying that you specifically have to don a wig and red nose, but these zingers will definitely help get the same laugh-per-minute ratio.
Some of them are definitely more for adults, but that’s because you’ll want to make them laugh too. They’ll be the ones hiring (and re-hiring) you after all!
I Quit My Job At the Helium Factory...
I Told My Mom That When I’m Older I Was Going to Build A Car Out of Spaghetti...
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My Wife Is Leaving Me Because Everything I Say Is Irrelevant...
You Guys Wanna Hear A Joke About Pizza?
Whenever My Dad and My Husband Are Having A Conversation...
Did You Hear About the Nun Who Got Lost?
A Dung Beetle Walks Into A Bar...
Why Was the Stadium So Hot After the Game?
We Had to Do Origami in School Once...
The Best Pickup Line Ever
How Do You Know There’s A Tenor At Your Door?
Your Mom Is So Ugly...
Knock, Knock Joke Number One
Knock, Knock Joke Number Two
Knock, Knock Joke Number Three
Two Jokes in One!
Did You Know in South Africa There Is A Crocodile That Can Jump Higher Than the Average House?
When Is A Door Not A Door?
A Priest, A Rabbi and A Nun Walk into a Bar...
I Was in A Park Contemplating Frisbees...
How Many Tickles Does It Take to Make An Octopus Laugh?
