35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, August 18, 2025

‘I was a nothingburger to him, but he was an everything bagel to me…’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, August 18, 2025

Bea Arthur and Betty White probably never thanked each other for being a friend, and Lyn Greene has a theory about why. 

Greene, who was a guest star on Golden Girls, recently gave her thoughts on the pair’s famously c-word-fueled feud. Arthur, she said, didn’t dislike White as much as she hated Sue Ann Nivens, White’s deceptive character on The Mary Tyler Moore Show. “I think that there were times Bea saw more of Sue Ann Nivens than of Rose Nylund,” Greene explained. “I’m not sure she thought that Betty was always sincere.”  

Deeper into the realm of television feuds, we also learned that Jackie Gleason had beef with The Flintstones. Voice actor Henry Corden once admitted that Gleason “could probably have The Flintstones pulled right off the air” due to its similarities to his show, The HoneymoonersGleason decided against it after his lawyers asked him one question: “Do you want to be known as the guy who yanked Fred Flintstone off the air?”

Thankfully, The Flintstones kept going, just like the hilarious people on Twitter. Today’s funniest posts include those about pesto samples, horse deniers and the right way to peruse the Criterion Closet.

Izzy Glizzy @raeromt 19h S ... Realizing I can run while I'm drunk 7 751 12K 164K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.19h s ... Self-fulfillment needs Extremely specific Psychological sandwich from needs cafe that is closed and/or five hours away Basic needs 29 1.1K 14K del 204K
balkanka @missuonmylips 19h I was a nothingburger to him but he was an everything bagel to me... 18 2.4K 20K 270K
@Res... .13h s ... Respectful Memes THE OWNE THE WIFE Heavy is the hand that adds the garlic 18 1.7K 22K 333K
Mads @MadsPosting. 18h ... 8 years olds after learning that our sun will explode in 5 billion years 0:35 60 571 9.1K 121K
Paris @goodyhilton 20h Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for loving me briefly in the way that only you could 57 1.6K 26K 445K
Shitpost 2077 @shitpost... 13h s ... Public Playlist Russian Roulette Des 6 songs, 24 min 34 sec Custom order Title Album # Somebody That I Used To K... 1 4:05 Making Mirrors Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That I Used To K... 2 4:05 Making Mirrors Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That Used To K... 3 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That Used To K... 4 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Somebody That Used To K... 5 Making Mirrors 4:05 Gotye, Kimbra Anxiety 6 Anxiety 4:09 E Doechii 18 1.6K 20K 229K
SalTheHuman @SalTheHu... . 19h s ... Millennial retirement planning PULL KMS Financial Solutions 60 7.5K 59K 1.1M
rob @ok_but_still.23h s ... baby is finally asleep. let's put the skull on him 82 2.9K 48K 880K
izack @thatguyuptown-17h hey so this is dating actually a @mp4likescatter. 1d I wish relationships had free trials I just wanna experience how it is for like 2 weeks and if I like it ill continue my membership 16 1.5K 36K 697K
annabella @toebruises. 1d S ... Tried skyline chili in cincinnati and am obsessed with the midwest's dedication to culinary depravity 126 380 8.3K 210K
BIG RAD DEMON DAD } 1d s ... HOT DOGS! GET YA HOT DOGS HERE!! Ywuria @ywuria.4/3/25 time to draw my ос with this WAN WUCHIQINGQU T 43 2.1K 35K 747K
wild bumper stickers @wild... .4h s ... HORSE NOT REAL DENIER 49 1.3K 16K 338K
21h Your Typical Local Man S ... 'bro i got the best trio costume idea' T S A N 98 2.1K 60K 1.4M
g @34rths 20h I want to be posted But in the form of a funny screenshot of our messages 17 1.9K 10K dJ 131K
Jeremy Herbert @DDayFilms.7 7h ... Entering the Criterion Closet, browsing wordlessly for ten minutes, and telling the camera, I'm good. 41 858 16K 294K
Memo600 @SteveDriveMe... 23h s ... I get turned off easily if a fly keep landing on you, I'm cool fr 229 3.9K 24K del 1M
animals going goblin mode 5h ... 2:22 marmot gets to experience the foam TV maker Exotic Black TV 560K views 13 days ago 20 908 15K 235K
x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin 6h last night was so sandwich they had to bánh mì from the club 27 1K 11K 127K
Liv @Liv_Agar 11h ... Vancouver is such a cool city TRY OUR PESTO CANADA Don't Hold Back- Tell us THE TRUTH Let us know -is it good enough for We're married couple us to start D business? from Vancouver and we made this pesto sauce with We're ready to risk it all each other Ever since we met a year ago my wife and have wanted to turn our love for each other into a business. We are very different people but realized we had one thing in common PESTO SAUCE. We developed this recipe & really put our love into
etica @ijustBbeing 18h S ... can i come over and do this 14 1.4K 24K 308K
doomer @uncledoomer.13h S ... this is still the highlight of the 2020s decade for me doomer @uncledoo... 1/8/24 the guy working the taco bell drive thru was so high he made my soda four times 1992 any 25 276 14K 213K
tyler a @tylerayyeee 13h S ... from the official dc account is insane would you call OOWIRO him a clanker? DC 154 875 30K 620K
pris @pwiscila 1d ... Sending everyone vague prophetic messages and then disappearing for a month GIF ALT 13 1.5K 12K 188K
greg @gurreggg 13h Reddit - r/camping 20+ comments 4 years ago When are bears most active? : r/camping So googling bear calendar gave me amazing calendars full of grizzly hairy men. I'm buying those too but I didn't have my question... 25 4.3K 62K del 1M
wild bumper stickers @wild... 6h s ... My wife left me after I sat on my gun weird and blew my entire dick and balls off at OLD COUNTRY STORE SUBARU AWD 12 8.1K 484 127K
cabby @cabby 16h s ... Cyclists when they see a car turning right GIF 22 1.3K 34K 346K
first ethical space cowboy 13h s ... my bf laid out my outfit to convince me to go get a beer with him and watch the game. it worked A Arsenal Fly Emirates 782 43K 81 700K
chaotic memes @meme... 17h s ... How men drink a bottle, for some reason + 1.4M Search: dean winchester driving scene x 11,561 comments Zthombe3 Gotta keep your eyes on the road. 27 460 21K 283K
(432hz) @basedantichrist-22h so making a dating app called fumbled 21 636 10K 130K
Insane Content @onlinei....10h G ... i.s.r.a @spiderverses she ate ur mattress? : ( onlybands @zeestfu 1d I'm watching my strange addiction and the lady who eat mattresses got me on the FLOOR Show this thread 1:40 PM 1/25/21 Twitter for iPhone 5 447 12K 76K
@northstardoll - 11h ... Spotify Blend Spotify situationship Bl graveyard - Spotir, Blend 118 4.9K 492K 36K
yoshimi red ... @nise_yoshimi two beers in you gotta ask yourself, is tonight going to be the night of the wolf or is tonight going to be the night of the hog 5:16 AM Aug 17, 2025 1M Views 79 3.1K 45K 2.8K
the heart @Fredward3948576.20h G ... Oh okay so just 15 min 90 1.2K 61K 853K
Orwell & Goode @Orwell... 18h s ... weet nope liked IM IN HOME DEPOT WHERE THE HOES AT 3:53 PM 23 Jun 19 Twitter for iPhone 175 Retweets 1,351 Likes Gardening section 2 119 5h Thankyou 1K 11 27K 220K

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