31 Science Jokes That Are An Absolute Gas

‘A quantum physicist walks into a bar. And doesn’t’
31 Science Jokes That Are An Absolute Gas
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By god, they said it couldn’t be done, yet here we are, looking at the evidence to the contrary. The following are some classic science jokes that will stimulate both the useless and useful areas of the brain. Now, are they as funny as jokes not about science? Look, let’s not get too crazy here.

CRACKED What's a proton's best piece of life advice? Stay positive!
CRACKED What do researchers wear on casual friday? Their genes.
CRACKED Why do amoebas always fail math tests? They try to multiply by dividing.
CRACKED I was just reading a study on helium. I couldn't put it down!
CRACKED My friend told me he lost an electron. I asked if he was positive.
CRACKED Did you hear about the scientist who was chilled to absolute zero? Don't worry, they were 0 K.
CRACKED How often should you tell chemistry jokes? Periodically.
CRACKED A quantum physicist walks into a bar. And doesn't.
CRACKED Why'd two diamonds go out to dinner? They were carbon dating.
CRACKED What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist? One wags tails, the other tags whales.
CRACKED What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2Na.
CRACKED I feel bad for math books. They've got so many problems.
CRACKED I went to my chemistry teacher with a problem. Luckily, she had a solution.
CRACKED Why did the bacteria cross the lab? To get to the other slide.
CRACKED What do you call a tube that went to college? A graduated cylinder.
CRACKED What's always in front of a birder? A beaker.
CRACKED How much room do fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible.
CRACKED Why have aliens never visited Earth? We only have one star.
CRACKED Wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO.
CRACKED What happened to the sick chemist? They couldn't curium, so they had to barium.
CRACKED What do you call a king's fart? A noble gas.
CRACKED My friend asked me if I'd heard of Pavlov. I said, the name rings a bell.
CRACKED What happens to light that breaks the law? It ends up in prism.
CRACKED Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, and then you hear them speak.
CRACKED What did one tectonic plate say when it bumped into another? My fault!
CRACKED What do chemists take with them on a date? Ele-mints.
CRACKED Did you hear about the lazy geologist? Не was positively sedimentary.
CRACKED Why was the black hole hungry? Because it ate a light lunch.
CRACKED My friend called me average. It was pretty mean.
CRACKED You can tell the gender of an ant by dropping it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats? Buoyant.
CRACKED What do you call a dragon with no silver? A dr__on.

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