34 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Rapped to Us by the Protagonist in a Disappointing Post-Credits Scene

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34 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Rapped to Us by the Protagonist in a Disappointing Post-Credits Scene
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Movie Myths

A claymore isn't a two-handed greatsword. Historically, the term claymore referred to a sword with a basket hilt used by Scottish soldiers. The word only started meaning a two-handed sword in Victorian times. CRACKED.COM

Butts of Jokes

Jerry (Garry) Gergich and Lutz would've quit early on. CRACKED.COM Adult characters like Jonah Ryan on Veep, and Britta Perry on Community are targeted and just stick around. Urkel and Gibbler are constantly told (by adults) how insufferable they are.

Legally Blonde

The Taco Bell Chihuahua played Bruiser's mom in Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, & Blonde The (arguably insensitive) mascot became a cultural icon, but Taco Bell saw a dramatic loss of sales during the advertising campaign. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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Battlefield Earth

TELL US NOW. BATTLEFIELD EARTH Rick G. shares, When the aliens are 'moving fast' towards the humans in the final battle scene, the whole cinema started to laugh at how absurdly slow the actors were moving on their stilts. CRACKED.COM

BoJack Horseman

COMEDY NERD Princess Carolyn from BoJack Horseman was originally going to be two characters. There was a male agent and an ex-girlfriend, and eventually they got collapsed into one person - Princess Carolyn. CRACKED.COM

Used Cars

EASTER EGGSTRA REFERENCES AND MEANINGS BACK A REFERENCE TO THE TO FUTURE A GALE/ZEMECKIS MOVIE HE assier KOWN HOKE ever ELMO - - USED CARS IS TREE - - POLICIA - When Marty rides to school holding onto the back of a Jeep, he skates past a sign that says Used Cars. It's a referènce to the 1980 movie with the same title. CRACKED.COM

The Whizzinator

An NFL player was caught with a Whizzinator. Ridde - 32 3 In 2005, Onterrio Smith, former running back for the Minnesota Vikings, was detained at the airport for carrying dried urine and a device called a Whizzinator - a kit that turns dried urine into liquid urine that will pass drug tests. Не was released by the team. CRACKED

Martyrs

Horror Classics Then vs. Now Martyrs One of the most brutal representatives of the already brutal New French Extremity horror movement, 2008's Martyrs is a masterpiece. Being so nihilistic and transgressive, however, the 2015 American remake could not possibly live up to it, and ended up being a tamer, much inferior version. CRACKED.COM

No Man’s Land

WHEN BATMAN LOSES No Man's Land NO MAN'S LAND Batman is alone in an isolated, earthquake-ravaged Gotham. CRACKED.COM

Lord of the Rings (Again)

There's a Harvey Weinstein diss hidden in THe LORD OF THe RINGS It's no secret that Peter Jackson had troubles with Weinstein and his Miramax company over LotR, and Elijah Wood revealed that the props department modeled one of the orc masks to look like Weinstein in a show of contempt. CRACKED COM

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34 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Rapped to Us by the Protagonist in a Disappointing Post-Credits Scene
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Poltergeist

POLTERGEIST WAS INSPIRED BY THE TWILIGHT ZONE. The TWILGHT ZONE The 1960s episode Little Girl Lost follows a plot almost identical to the 1982 mov

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