35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 6, 2025

‘Blocking isn’t enough, I want to throw tomatoes at you like you’re a medieval criminal’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, August 6, 2025

Bill Hader is finally opening up about his decision to sit out SNL50. During a recent appearance on Late Night with Seth Meyers, the Barry star discussed missing the soiree, ironically citing anxiety (and a case of shingles) with stopping him from appearing in Andy Samberg’s “Anxiety” sketch. 

“When he told me about it, I was like, ‘I don’t know if I want to do that,’” Hader recalled of his discussion with The Lonely Island icon. Despite citing his mental health and telling Samberg “I’m anxious, I don’t want to do it,” his pal wasn’t sold. “Come on, man!” the Brooklyn Nine-Nine lead whined back. “What do you mean?”

While Hader stripped down emotionally, filmmaker Matthew Stubstad literally let it all hang out. In an interview with Cracked’s Brian VanHooker, Stubstad shared what it was like to be the naked guy in the newly-released Naked Gun, explaining that some of the film’s stars not only treated him “like an equal,” but also offered him some words of encouragement

“In between takes, Liam Neeson was like, ‘Hey, Matthew, you’re doing great, man,’” Stubstad remembered. “Danny Huston was joking with my wife like, ‘You’re a lucky lady, look at this guy!’”

We’re not married to a hot movie star, but we’re still very lucky to have all these hilarious tweets. The funniest of which include those about babies named Brock, likely Big Sean lyrics and bad but effective Watchmen fan fiction.

Sana )( @themoonisbi.13h O ... Bi women BOOO! and their GET BETTER straight boyfriends MATERIAL! Bi women and their Bi women and their straight boyfriends Bi women and their straight boyfriends sm @miss_ogynistic•1 1d Bisexual girls be like: This is my boyfriend 43 3.5K 47K 544K
jynx @jynxbby.6 6h wym you're sorry?? i already paid the crystal lady to turn you into a roach at 6pm 16 1.3K 9.3K 266K
mango @mangosupersilly-1a 18h i i could be butt naked liking your tweets and you'd never know 77 2.5K 14K 216K
@ppyowna 12h one night i was babysitting my neighbor's 4 year old kid. she just kept staring at me, and finally she asked me why i was so ugly, and without thinking i said, i'm you from the future and she cried for like 20 minutes 144 1.7K 34K 545K
omeo iRiS @ihyomeo.21h G ... big sean gotta have a bar like this milk @wet_foal - 1/24/25 Put A DICK in your Ear and FUCK What you HEARD! 173 1.9K 50K 1.7M
Kevín @KevOnStage 9h Subway is selling footlong nachos and I just think it's about time they wrap it up as a business. 332 2.6K 37K 1.4M
alfie @alfienxo 22h blocking isn't enough i wanna throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal 62 9.3K 32K 645K
King Jesse James @KangJe... 20h ... I keep making offers on flip homes for the amount the flipper paid for it specifically noting that I need to budget for replacing the brand new hospital floors and cabinetry they installed. Doing my part to shift the culture. 98 1.3K 46K del 1M
karina's в° @karina_core 22h so excited to have a hotdog today i'm literally shaking 65 1.8K 12K 418K
THE BOYS prime video @TheBoysTV.7h s .... Dexerto @Dexerto.14h Frida has released a limited-edition breast LIMITED EDITION - milk ice cream Frid frida BREAST MIL ICE CREAM BREAST MILK ICE CREAM 248 5.8K 62K 1.8M
Miu @Flicky0ps 19h S ... She lowkey saved the world. An architect that's bad at math is risky asf. Klark @KnightClawk.1 19h women are dangerous when it comes to revenge thinking about the time i i found out he was cheating on me for months so i emailed the architecture department head with proof that i did all his math exams and got him expelled from his university for plagiarism 92 9.5K 158K 1.5M
4 @N1NETY6S.1d s ... g women in birth control commercials while they're listing the side effects val @tomtheedaya 1d i put the dance clips together nxjjsnsn new reaction just dropped 0:13 4.7K 33 85K 1.7M
beetle moses @beetlemos... . 1d s ... @BEETLEMOSES 140 10K 110K 1.5M
boop @xboxbodywash.22h ... : I really need to carve out time for that book : I have to be prioritizing creating over everything : I guess maybe I should train to do a 50 Fly in under 30 seconds 6 684 8.5K 121K
COSMIC SLOP @afroco... .20h s ... whatever sneakers she got on i need em eccö @3CC0__22h Björk by Stéphane Sednaoui (1994) 520 22K 42 628K
LiterallyMeCats @literall... 14h s ... What do you do for living? Borangecarmeme | do my best 125 24K 98K 2.7M
HokutoNoTism (TAL) @kens... 1d s ... Don't bullshit me, Clark. I know your ass is hiding something. Doakes, I don't know what you're talking about-- You're the fucking Batman. no context dexter @oocdex... 33 I'd kill to see these two share an office 207K 169 13K 3.6M
Isaiah Simmons (Comm... 21h s ... My original character that I made up two seconds ago, who's twice as powerful as Dr. Manhattan. BLURAYANGEL @blur....- 1d Name a fictional character that could beat him: 393 3.2K 118K del 2.6M
+ @reeceollld 6h ... please text me every single thought you have 20 1.7K 7.4K 184K
@igloofella. 2h polar O ... i'd be fuckin that shit while looking at photos of bowser @cyp_ll. Aug 4 сур feel so betrayed they never made the biofridge 428 25 7.4K 253K
sadiekiller @j_no_junktrunk. 13h 0 ... The shit your family buys when you take a nap What's What's For Dinner? Dinner? @WHATSFORDINNER  Aug 4 McDonald's SW: Doubl Rua eet n'sour SW eet 'n'sour sauce eet auce SW n'sour SW eet n'sour sauce 59 3.6K 72K del 1.2M
JP @Awakenjp . 5h ... I understand looking at this baby and naming it Brock Klara @klara_sjo Jul 10 Stumbled on a picture of Brock Lesnar as a baby and I just can't.. 55 837 25K 518K
bendyjw @bendyjw. 19h O ... I Hope they intendo fix it. Oiley Olfactory Miracle @epicsaucers . 19h 'N' letter from the logo at Nintendo's Kyoto HQ is gone due to yesterday's typhoon intendo 172 3K 45K 1.1M
evil @EVILSCRE4M 7h G ... when one of your airpods dies II GIF EVILSCRE4M 56 3.3K 37K del 889K
Kim @kim - 1 18h G ... POX PLYSHIP @tina_2x Aug 3 Fan account WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ? 25 3.5K 50K 594K
william @peakedin2009 - 10h G ... real eaters know broccoli is good af like this DJ Polesmoker @YungStinker Aug 4 God I'm such a fucking chud 34 554K 263 12K
BC @quesadaaa_ 19h G ... a rare photo of hermione granger and her bitches @ @lifeinchaos_ 19h A rare photo of Gryffindor and Slytherin students posing for a photo together! 17 9.7K 107K 1.9M
Johann G ... @LookAtMyMeat1 Aug 5 These people manifest at the base of mountains like mythical beasts how the hell am I terminally online and never hear about them? Dexerto @Dexerto Aug 5 Ibai has overtaken Ninja to become the most-followed streamer on Twitch Не has 19.8M followers compared to Ninja's 19.2M ECI twitch 2.6K 10K 333K 21M
felicity shagwell e- n ... @liIpochaco i'm so so sorry but this is kind of cracking me up @chalkeat3r.1 18h Imk if this is tmi but my ex purposefully unblocks me to like the tweets where im miserable bro what the hel bro 6:16 PM Aug 5, 2025 2M Views 29 4.8K 98K 2.2K
Ben Zornes @benzornes . 20h ... I like to think he just learned that he could go up there, and immediately dropped everything to do it. Alayna Treene @alaynatreene 21h POTUS is on the roof of the White House-asked why he's up there, he shouts back to us through his hands: just taking a little walk 77 833 33K del 1M
G Aram Leighton @AramLeighton8.20h ... Well you're playing in the right tournament kid! LLWS - MID ATLANTIC REGION PA 1-0 DE 1-0 0-1 PENNSYLVANIA 5 DELAWARE 2 5T P:23 6 BLAKE BRANSFIELD 3B BATS 7TH DE TODAY: 0-1 FAVORITE SPORT TO PLAY: BASEBALL ESPN MLB Yankees vs Rangers 8:05 ET Warren (6-5, 4.64 ERA) vs Eovaldi (9-3, 1.49 ERA) -BAS 11 54 6.3K 160K
Perc @PercThaGoat 22h G ... i personally feel like being able to bite through the cob of the corn should get you life without parole Posting Clips @PostinClips.23h Bro is in the bible under gluttony 0:22 147 3.3K 35K del 1.4M
G ... Panko А. Cat's Mom @fatfatpankocat. 10h She's going to get another dental cleaning tomorrow wish her luck bc she came home looking like taxidermy last time 374 25 10K 60K
Perc @PercThaGoat - 13h G ... Anthony Hendricks Follow ... 2d soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald's workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass Like Comment N Send Share Keasia Daadoll + 5.3K 6.3K shares 53 1.2K 18K 648K
High T Memes @high_t_m... .15h s ... r/moreplatesmoredates u/danielrp00 1h High protien dinner (cutting) I hate my life Diet PROTEIN Yes the chicken is boiled. No salt, no spices. I don't deserve flavor 29 117 9.7K 278K

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