48 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 28, 2025

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48 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 28, 2025

Late-night is circling the drain, and on Tuesday, The Tonight Show exemplified why.

In the absence of regular announcer Steve Higgins, Jimmy Fallon’s guests were Paige DeSorbo and Hannah Berner. Those names likely mean nothing to you, but the reality TV stars and Giggly Squad podcast hosts have a particular sway with chronically online Gen Z and younger Millennial audiences, and it’s clear what kind of vibe was attempting to be orchestrated.

While rattling off a confusing list of the duo’s accolades, which includes a sleepwear line named after DeSorbo’s cat, it became clear that Fallon was doing more of the signature pandering he’s known for, and that he was aware these two women are the kind of people who will replace him when Trump has his way. Hopefully, they’ll be kind enough to have him on as a guest when the inevitable happens.   

Thankfully, the people on Twitter are much funnier than Jimmy Fallon. This week’s best posts include those about a reason to believe in god, a fun hobby and a guy at the DMV.

lan @ianfluencer Jul 28 O ... Left a cup of dish soap and vinegar out on the counter to catch a fly and my roommate drank it GIF 272 5.1K 177K the 2.4M
G ... isabel @wisepissmage Jul 28 Had to go with the classic lunch today. Was so excited about this I couldn't sleep last night. Whole break room clapped when I brought it out 61 60K 2K del 853K
the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing Jul 28 s ... wild horses couldn't tear me away from this site choose violence Follow @shesunruly i try to stay in my lane- but that man who is being exposed as a motorboat sex pest tried to get the whole timeline against LASIK- meanwhile, the complication rate is under %1. some countries offer it for free because its so effective at tackling sight disability. 6:17PM 7/26/25 714K Views 37 403K 455 14K
John Wicker Park @phonybone Jul 28 ... Told these people at an LA party I was from iowa and they treated me like I was from the 1910's Christopher @molochofficial Jul 27 You tell someone in California that you're from Rhode Island and they're like wow that's soo crazy 133 1.3K 58K 2.2M
mr online @Absolunar Jul 29 s ... gn Wednesday, Mar 13 11:50 PM Wqat was that song Big black submissive hole ? Supermassive black hole by muse Oh 302 23K 276K dal 4.4M
adam struggling uncle @strugglinguncle . J Jul 28 ... The Dominos App Would Like To Access Your Microphone, Camera and Location - Don't Allow - Allow While Using App - Always Allow 14 399 18K 228K
Mikael @BacardiCapital Jul 28 ... Quick refresher for everyone rock water stone private mercenary Black investment firm investment firm army Bridge investment firm tires investment firm 308 5.1K 64K del 2.7M
a mercury sable @2006Sable Jul 29 ... Imagine monitoring the situation with your boys here O.W. Root @NecktieSalvage. Jul 28 We were so free once before The King of Clubs You're given no less than royal treatment in the King of Clubs by far the most elegantly Club Wagon. With its own special Dual paint treatment. Captain Chairs that swivel and recline Full-length 36-ounce carpeting. Cloth headliner front to Cloth covered sun visors with illuminated rear. vanity mirrors. Handy seat back map pockets. King of Clubs also comes with SelectShift automatic transmission. power door locks, interval windshield wipers, and much
emi @transfemily - Jul 29 ... guy at the grocery store launched into a speech about how the government tried to abduct him and turn him into a transsexual, then looked me over and said this may sound strange to a native transsexual in a vaguely apologetic tone 145 4.9K 117K 2.8M
YG @ynoa___ Jul 28 ... Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny cause I really just swept the whole place naked 118 5.8K 41K 813K
John @SidlingHill . Jul 29 G ... This character accosted me when I was trying to take the trash out 39 683 11K del 131K
@RequiemOrequiem .. - Jul 29 s ... 79 WITH @Requiem0r... 18 78 @Requie... 21 ... 77 @Requie....22 76 @Requiem0r... 18 75 @Requie....23 74 WHAT @RequiemOr....18 73 @Requie...21 72 71 L t7 ta 12 t7 la 13 t71 2 del 10 tz 15 2 2 3 96 1.4K 55K 647K 26M
Aurelia~ @AuriBlooms Jul 29 ... My brother called me and was like, I have a funny joke, and then proceeded to say, So there's these zoo animals planning an uprising. Each animal speaks in turn, and then a cow speaks up... The other animals say, 'what are you doing here.' That was the whole thing?? 171 633 32K del 712K
s ... Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413 Jul 30 This is the life i want. Smoking a cig in my haunted castle with my dog. @BoylanRoger . . Jul 29 Roger Boylan Jeremy Irons with his dog Smudge at Kilcoe Castle, his 15th-Century home in Ireland. 2.5K 30K 879K 54
g @34rths Jul 30 ... Just trauma dumped to myself in my head 15 3.2K 14K 247K
Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti Jul 29 G ... me otw to the grocery store not giving af who see's me or how i look bc i'm cool within Ape OU SLDG OUTHSIDE 44 5.3K 17K 615K
V HOURLY L quieres @hourly_shitpost.21h s shitpost ... 66 M mom Today 3:01 PM Your plug is here Sent with Siri 15 687 15K 372K
Ethan @interstate4010.20h S ... Why do you have 60,000 photos in your camera roll? I thought the luggage cart matching the carpet at the Travelodge was charming and worth remembering forever 3K 71 43K 1.7M
Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused 19h ... One time I got mugged at knifepoint by two guys and I found myself saying, first and foremost, in reaction to seeing the knife, for reasons that are absolutely beyond me, now hold on a minute there compadre. harper! @harpyfox Jul 30 said bob's your uncle in an interview today. what the fuck i dont say bobs your uncle. ive never said that phrase in my LIFE 193 3.3K 89K 2.9M
bedbug (band) @bedbugOFFICIAL 20h ... Guy in front of me at the DMV has never heard of tap or insert card as a payment method. Не keeps laughing and telling the clerk I'm a sliding guy 93 1.4K 60K del 1.4M
jeffrey @JeffScape . 21h s ... Is this good? 672 1.2K 23K 708K
@ManMilk2 11h S Images That Make You Feel Pain ... renting and returning ten books a day from my local library while subtlety increasing the size of my cranium with latex and makeup until they say something 56 1.3K 38K 812K
duck @ExtremeBlitz_ - Jul 30 ... realizing misunderstood the DM after I already replied 37 16K 2.3K del 247K
matt 18 @reincheisyuri . Jul 28 ... screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time 217 39K 373K 3.9M
freia lobo @freialobo Jul 29 ... One of my longest standing hobbies is thinking about whether I should get an iPad. It's not about the iPad it's about imagining the alternate life I might live as someone who has an iPad. Love to wonder about it 470 15K 154K del 3.5M
@charleyonhere Jul 29 ... Joe Rogan: we were talking about this at the club the other night. The new snack wraps aren't as good. The spicy one isn't spicy at all. (puffs cigar) And I think they're smaller too Ghislaine Maxwell: WOW 13 712 14K 495K
happy fun ball @poisonjr Jul 30 S ... sending this to my aa sponsor @fairylitee Jul 29 What people think consistency is What consistency actually is 195K 7 177 11K
G ... Joe @totnumjoe Jul 29 Tried showing my barber a picture of the cut wanted and had to scroll past this 115 7.2K 150K 2.7M
4 @1610SPIDEY Jul 29 G ... javi Why does this look like a cameo in The Bear @wasbreezyy Jul 29 this Bonnie blue documentary is quite something really gets you to understand her complex mind iivama 63 1.7K 78K del 2.7M
Deeko @MrDeeko27 Jul 29 O ... STOP THE TRAIN, THIS PLACE HAS WHAT??? Great Neck 74 1.8K 17K 681K
schizzy @crybabybuick.Jul 30 ... The mold in my room is feeding me information 90 5.6K 32K del 2M
S polar vtuber @igloofella Jul 28 ... how many images of this genre exist in the world i need to see more Turn the TV off.. Ozzy Osbourne dead at 76! 204 3.7K 65K del 1.7M
rin + + @rinnystarr . Jul 29 ... cars these days have too many gadgets. tried to reverse and it played a video of somebody getting run over by a car 46 3.1K 53K del 1.1M
S Mentally ill person @MentallyIllguy3 __ Jul 29 ... +63 9221101395 Carlos Estrada @CTOTHELOS77 Jul 27 What's your number? 1 2 4 5 3 Red albino eye Light blue Blue Light gray Gray 7 6 8 10 9 Blue-gray with Gray-green with Blue-gray Green Hazel yellow/brown spots yellow/brown spots 14 15 11 13 12 Medium Black Amber Light brown brown dark brown) 348 5.3K 136K II 2.6M
S ... Dr Meming @Dr_Meming Jul 29 When tick off one thing from my to do list DV VIDI some days I am just on fire 23 11K 76K del 1.8M
alex orlov @alex_orlov_ Jul 29 ... Reply to her story with some shit like Hello 20 918 11K del 212K
s ... @hwinkler4real. Jul 29 Henry Winkler A loan at a bank can take 30 years to pay off. If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years. Follow me for more financial advice. 663 2K 16K 480K
jegaevi @jegaevi Jul 30 When you think you've seen everything, but you stumble across a book G ... collaboration between Hello Kitty X Nietzsche and Gudetama X Karl Marx gudetama x Das Kapital Hello Kitty x3 F.W.Nietzsche - =- pital zara thu stra ST. Whige keyword CORES 110 5.9K 37K 762K
no context memes @weirddalle Jul 29 G ... IKEA Monopoly went well 48 1.3K 21K 666K
josef k hole @poeticdweller Jul 30 G ... what if i started believing in god because of this. depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki Jul 30 African and Indian elephants' ears resemble their respective maps 166 2.9K 80K 1.9M
Ms. Thug Isolation @0lfactophile Jul 30 G ... In gay bar drinking nonalcoholic beer eavesdropping on trans polycule drama 57 1.7K 36K 524K
Mr. Gingles @GinglesMr 17h ... should i post this Getting a boner during the Rorschach test because all the blobs were too curvaceous 19 339 10K del 85K
Black Dada Nihilismus @Deuce1042.3h s ... dillon @insectoid98.21h the same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg... 1.8K 20K 30 del 1M
Dan Bull @itsDanBull. 5h G ... i don't even know her Aryannn @relatablehuyrrr Jul 30 Boys, what's stopping you from keeping her picture in your wallet like this? DEBIT CARD 17 642 24K 299K
Big Rach @googleymoogley.33 S ... love Threads itnereaicorygaraner za FOLLOW It's been three years since the divorce. Today, I walked into Panera for the first time since-our spot. Without thinking, I typed in his number at the kiosk, like muscle memory. And there it was... my name and order, still saved in his favorites. Three years later, and a part of me still reaches for him. Do you think he ever reaches back? Or am just holding on to a ghost that let go long ago? lac Salads Bakery Beverages Family Feast Break Value Meals WELCOME BACK, MICHAEL Your Subscriptions
Travis Hubbard @wtravishubbard. 2h G ... Sell my computer dennis hegstad @dennishegstad. 6h You're given a MacBook, no job, no money. You have 30 days to make $1,000 online. What's your plan? 33 863 19K 424K
li / gidagaakoons @stephcassceo 15h S ... why is no one talking about that goddamn dog with mulan. who is that DISNEY PRINCESS FACTS Disney Princess Facts @DPrincess_Facts Jul 30 The Disney Princesses in a new photo. Disney WORLD PRINCESS WEEK 1.1K 1.9K 48K de 2.5M
Brandon @Thuislander 7h s ... L7 ФОО HattieB CHICKEN Harris CHICKEN llattie B's CHICKEN How good life is when someone else pays for the meal 46 19K 1.8K 427K

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