60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of July 2025

‘What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again’
60 of the Funniest Tweets from the Month of July 2025

Have you ever sat down to watch Jurassic Park and felt like there was something missing? Another layer of late-stage capitalist horrors? Product placement so terrible, it’d make Don Draper quit advertising in a blind rage? Some mediocre candy? 

If so, not only do you need a good dose of de-influencing, but you also probably worked on the now-infamous product placement scene included in this summer’s Jurassic World Rebirth.

Despite hitting theaters earlier this month to notable box-office success, the Jurassic Park follow-up left fans with one burning question: Why is product-placement for a Snickers bar the villain of the movie? Jurassic World Rebirth — uhm, leave your brain and logic at the door,” wrote one angry fan on Twitter. “Gorgeous cinematography, great acting, but a Snickers wrapper brings down a top-of-the-line facility? Uhmmm.”

Jurassic World Rebirth’s chocolatey antagonist wasn’t the only mystery the timeline pondered this month either. In a newly-resurfaced essay, Slate’s Craig Pittman found an answer to a long-running question surrounding The Brady Bunch, arguing that Mike and Carol Brady’s spouses didn’t just disappear — they were elaborately murdered. Mike, he argued, may have used his architectural chops “to weaken a balcony railing or sabotage a staircase” in an attempt to kill Carol’s husband, while Carol could’ve taken things outside, executing “a phony mugging outside Sam’s meat market.” 

But it’s not just Pittman who’s convinced of this Brady Conspiracy. “I always said I just got rid of him,” Florence Henderson joked of her character back in 2015. “I killed my husband. I was the original black widow!” 

Though the world may never know why Snickers bars are the Pandora’s box of Jurassic Word Rebirth or whether the Bradys had their own Bonnie and Clyde thing going, we can say with full confidence that these were the funniest tweets of the month. The best included those about the original meaning of “goon,” bad SEO bands and The Beatles getting freaky in plain sight. 

dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 - 1d ... white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage 74 1.9K 32K 742K
@OrwellN... 1d S ... Orwell & Goode r/NoStupidQuestions 1F Nicht jugendfrei XA Übersetzen If sexual arousal suppresses the disgust response, will wearing a vibrator let me clean up moldy food without gagging? 105 26 33 You're going to Pavlov yourself into being horny for moldy food Antworten 383 9.9K 281K 145 4.6M
Workday @workday6513.1d G ... Can't go outside anymore its all ai generated 97 2.4K 42K 304K
cinesthetic. @TheCinesth... 1d s ... Hans Zimmer score A badly written movie 238 2.4K 74K 1.9M
ems @atotalposer-16h i'm being pushed to the jar jar brink 24 4.3K 29K del 522K
@hotdogsz.8 8h : My name is Pink and it's really Knight to E2 pinkpantheress @pinkpant... . 1 1d 1 did my biiiiiig onneeeee today #under25s Z 74 75K 5.3K del 2.2M
Smart Alec @_TheSma... 3h s ... IT STILL HAPPENED THEY COULDNT STOP IT @ririsdefender.5h hold on #TheFantasticFour MARVEL STUDIOS 4 A 113 1.7K 59K del 2.4M
@mulbokz.23h G ... DID WE JUST GET MPREG. In a historic first, two biological males can now make a baby: Scientists achieve breakthrough Babies can grow up healthy and have children of their own. 413 13K 106K 2M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.18h s ... i i have plans i cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me Subtotal $75266 Proceed to checkout (2 items) Keketangtang 13.8 in Diameter Oversized Soft fist Style Soft Rea... $5366 Only 16 left. Order now. Shipped from: KKTANG Color: Flesh-colored 1 + Delete Save for later T-shirt Launcher - Micro Mini - BLUE $69900 Only 2 left. Order now. Shipped from: War Machine Inc. 1 + Save for later Delete 57 1.4K 24K 670K
owns an orange hat @iamn... 19h s ... we can't do this in the US. Fox news would tell our grandparent they're murdering newborns inside. Indian Tech & Infra @Indi... 2d China has built a 50m-tall inflatable dome over a construction site in Jinan to protect the surroundings from dust and noise. 3.4K 59K 13 245K
King Theo @ItsMeKingTheo - 1 11h S ... MY HOMIE GOT HIS POPPLIO POKEMON CARD SINGED BY POPE LEO. UNDE BARK Popplio -60 Disarming Voice 20 Fits com Made ميم - NO 728 Casa Lion Pokémon HT 1:04 WT 16.5 Br Keotog Disarming Voice 20 Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent's Active Pokémon is now Confused. 44 1.6K 18K 473K
screenset, PhD @tjelesan 20h ... unplugging the fridge at a houseparty>>> 179 3.9K 80K 2.5M
deedee megadoodoo @give... 7h s ... FREE i i can't stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don't know 155 4.7K 97K del 3M
ironknee @oofirenee. 16h S ... What was the date? We went to a dive bar and talked about our childhood trauma My dream date. Cute. And he knows that. 5 1K 8.7K 222K
no context memes @w....7h s ... CMLI inshallah he will fix it 1.8K 26K 45 829K
max @fleetwoodmaxpng 5h ACAB includes lifeguards btw 75 756 14K dJ 512K
rosabelle @rosebudlight - 1 1d s ... i miss when weed made me feel like this 329 12K 145K del 5.8M
Vivian @suchnerve. 1d S ... Satire magazines are simply reporting reality these days R Reductress @Reductress. 1d Medical Miracle! This Woman Convinced Her Doctor to Google 'Endometriosis': ow.ly/lb5n50Wl5yn 21 3.9K 62K del 770K
tate @octatate. 1d - - why is it always the 50th anniversary of Jaws 63 2K 39K 759K
brandy @melonwoof... 20h s ... GREEN DAY PRESENTS American 47 1.1K 15K del 208K
Elliott Green @elliott_green_ 1d I'm like a перо baby but for mental illness and alcoholism 41 9.7K 51K 1.2M
@LocalBateman Jun 30 s ... Your Typical Local Man AQUA 368 11K 111K del 2.4M
Rob M @Im_RobM . Jul 1 1 ... Bloody hell the leg must be long as fuck sky news Sky News @SkyNews.. Jul 1 Human leg found on Scottish beach linked to body in Northern Ireland Read more trib.al/t6BDEav 195 2.3K 56K 2.5M
no context memes @weirddalle . Jul1 s ... I miss when goon just meant these guys that you had to beat up in Lego Batman 218 8.3K 130K del 2.5M
fay @thirdxdystopia Jul 1 ... When I was born and people asked my dad what is it? He'd reply a green bike, what the fuck do you think, it's a child so I guess I'm AGBAB (Assigned green bike at birth) Awen @Zeroawen Jun 30 happens every time :( I'm AMAB Non-binary or AFAB?? 112 9.8K 130K del 1.6M
alex krokus @alexkrokus Jul 1 S ... sharing a bench hey you shake the whole bench when you bounce your knee like that oh sorry M M hngh come on, M M M man... @alexkrokus Addie AC @switch_n_smirk - Jun 29 SOON when u are a leg-bouncer and someone asks u to stop its like they're asking you to stop your own heart 40 7.9K 100K 1.9M
jewish brat @ajewishbrat . 14h ... going on dates is hard because do i like them or do i just have sooo much fun being me 19 949 13K 216K
COSMIC SLOP @afrocosmist.1 18h s ... i feel like its mandatory to dress like this as a paleontologist VF Answer one question YouTube advertiser survey Paleontologist Reviews Jurassic Park Scenes | Vanity Fair 137K views 5d ago Shop ...more 111 2.5K 71K 784K
G ... Paris @goodyhilton 2h You can't do locker room talk with me I will just steer the conversation into more civil territory just left a shorties house rn lol Is she kind so fucking kind Yayy 23 773 17K del 217K
Joseph @CaudilloXIV 18h ... How it feels watching youtube on your tv 44 1.7K 29K del 493K
avery @redditfartporn Jul 5 ... excuse me do you have the dubai chocolate labubu matcha latte ICE FRESH Lemonade 85 10K 101K del 1.8M
Miranda Parkin @mparkinb Jul 6 ... when the Beatles say come together right now all over me what was that about why did they say that 189 3.6K 68K 2.3M
G ... @ka1t0cals Jul 5 chloe why are there so many cakes with happy birthday harry @sweetxdessert Jul 4 FÉÉE BIRTHDAY Cute Dessert HAVK HAPPEE BIRTHIDEL HAPPIEE HARRY BIRTHIDAB HARRY 1000 V28 19 the - V39 - Address - 10M 292K 8.8K 566
Cedar You @our_decay.Jul 5 ... I would love to start a band with a name that has impossibly bad SEO. Something like Chinese Food Near Me or The United States of America 540 797 24K 587K
lucía/josef s ... @goddammitjosef f.22h Embalming Lenin's Body + Lutcastret Soleragum T Teen Do you want to participate in Lenin's embalming? MORGUE MADE IN USSR @MoeeHub Jul 6 I caught my partner using the app... my stomach dropped. i don't know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment... 21 2.1K 28K 680K
#3 sisterwife but #1 in his he... @prettycriti... . 20h ... i i do not have a body count. i have a curious spirit. 10 1.5K 10K del 292K
M.E @Emmys Jul 7 I ... What just happened to me, mosquitologically, can never happen again 29 3.7K 38K 990K
s ... Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000. 19h need to watch a movie that makes me feel like this soon HIGH madonna Saw the movie Licorice Pizza, ! Omgggggggggg!! Felt so inspired I had to clean the theater #paulthomasanderson 17 1.8K 21K 437K
peter @petersoiree Jul 8 ... future of the music industry is safe in their hands Lorde Chappell Roan Sabrina Carpenter Charli XCX 143 2.9K 49K del 1.3M
ren @florencecel Jul 8 s ... I hate college so much (Summer 2025) CST 11... 2:21PM N to me V As of 2:17 PM on July 7, more than half of the class has not completed the midterm exam. This exam has been open for a full week, and the due date was clearly stated in the syllabus from the start of the course. There will be no extensions, so please do not email to request one. The exam must be completed by 11:59 PM tonight. Plan accordingly and ensure you submit it on time. Let me know if you'd
Clare @Clarabell045788 .J Jul 9 ... My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, t,drink a little wine,eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. Не goes on Tuesdays and I go Friday. 1.6K 9.5K 265K del 17M
Eros @erosophos Jul 8 s ... My son pretending he's a cigarette so I can finally love him cigarrotwt ? @cigarrotwt.J Jul 8 37 2.6K 29K dil 679K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 - Jul 8 ... hmm should we take the elevator or the eating disorder stairs ALMACKAL -1.KCAL -1.5KKCAL -1,05KKCAL -0.30KCAL -0.840KCAL -0.78SKCAL -0.630KCAL -0.525KCAL -0.420KCAL -0. 315KCAL -0. 210KCAL 40 3K 70K del 904K
rin @urfaeriegfx.2 21h you're so mean ok then why did you get hard? 56 1.8K 17K 571K
Shitpost 2077 @shitpost_2077 . 9h s ... clippy All Images Videos Products News Во Office Assistant Computer software The Office Assistant is a discontinued intelligent user interface for Microsoft Office that assisted 152 1.2K 16K 591K
Darth Erogenous @darth_erogenous Jul 12 Love drinking water in bed without sitting up, where the liquid sort of sits at the bottom of your oesophagus and you almost throw up or die. It's just one of those things I can't imagine Obama doing 51 3.4K 66K del 1M
@hairball1952 . - 18h tay ... downloading albums for a train ride adidas 17 1.8K 24K del 314K
PEPPERS @WHITEHOTPEPPERS Jul 20 s ... Parody account goddamn, man-child... NFR! GU 45 2.9K 21K del 443K
Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain 15h s ... Girlfriend watching my parents give me Tums after eating 12 Grilled hot dogs: 11 1.5K 35K 852K
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s cock hero @scriggins_ . 22h ... i am unloved M Mom 11:24 AM Do you need anything at the grocery store? pack of newports Uh no, try again 11:25 AM 55 2.3K 44K 525K
Al @SweatieAngle Jul 27 G ... Ideally your husband should have this approximate vibe imo Bears Daily @bearsdaily_. Jul 26 70 2.1K 51K del 1.8M
e @cuntlobotomy . Jul 26 we sharing the weed. call that joint custody. 79 6.2K 52K del 914K
anna TS @barbieswft.J Jul 27 ... i will never get over the fact that people now associate em dashes and semicolons with ai like god forbid a girl likes to read sorry i'm literate sid @immasiddx . Jul 27 When she sends you a breakup text and you see this mf: ant to me, and this t about blame-it's ty and knowing we're 960 55K 336K dal 7.3M
Mur s @SquirrelMurray Jul 26 ... Father-in-law over my left shoulder STADIUM PULSE TOUGHNESS RANK: 3 79 1.2K 46K del 1.7M
S @ssstylar 23h chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing 109 4.3K 73K 1.5M
Sandy @Sandy62347 Jul 27 ... reverse cow girl so i can bend backward and look at him like the exorcist 68 3.4K 29K 834K
S ... :arrie @lnlyside Jul 27 no one in the uk rn: 137,703 likes itsjojosiwa watching porn!!! 203 8.8K 130K del 2.4M
Mr к ... @krezae If you get cremated after you die you can be put into an hour glass and still participate in family game nights. 8:11 PM Jul 10, 2025 8.2M Views 906 17K 196K 12K
kaden @fancyforit 19h ... they'd walk the mile with me in middle school POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.20h Lola Young & PinkPantheress stun in new photo. RK05 OOH ... 57 4.5K 85K dJ 1.9M

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