45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 21, 2025

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45 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 21, 2025

Almost immediately after agreeing to a $1.5 billion contract extension with Paramount, Trey Parker and Matt Stone delivered a South Park episode that sent conservatives into a spiral.

“Sermon on the ‘Mount,” the first installment of the series’ 27th season, properly angered President Donald Trump to such a level that he couldn’t bear to log onto Truth Social and fire back. Instead, a press secretary stepped in to claim that the recently-renewed show is “hanging on by a thread” and “hasn’t been relevant in 20 years.”

Soon after, right-wingers logged on to give their two cents, which involved coping with the parody by saying South Park’s depiction of a small-dicked Trump in bed with Satan was “for libtards” and “went too far.” “What does it say when satire shows go from mocking presidents to openly portraying them as demonic allies? This isn’t “just comedy” anymore. This is cultural programming,” one dork tweeted

Parker and Stone, meanwhile, are unfazed. During Thursday’s Comic-Con panel, the pair were asked how they feel about the response they’ve received in the 24 hours since the episode aired. “We’re terribly sorry,” Parker deadpanned, before explaining their decision to put googly eyes on Trump’s micropenis.

The funny people on Twitter also refuse to issue sincere apologies for their hilarious antics. This week’s best posts involve a meme evolution, an outrage cycle we need and beautiful instructions.

rami @renolunio Jul 20 s ... this was so beautiful had to cut it out of the box Versatile Smile Deep Cleaning My smile cleans both sides My eyes provide an ergonomic grip of your utensils. with just two fingers. 93 7.5K 145K 1.6M
optimusprime @earth_to_annaa Jul 22 ... big news gang!! turns out i've been eating out of a uranium glass bowl for 18 years:) 140 321 21K del 165K
daisy dan goose tackett @fatstevebuscemi . Jul 22 O ... Calculator Coral @homemakinghunny Jul 21 Grocery carts should have barcode scanners on them so you can see how much you're spending as you put things in your cart. 88 1.5K 58K 955K
alob @alob_e. Jul 22 G ... Broad Beach I went to Broad Beach... not a single broad had heard of you. I then paddled southward to Moron Lake, where I was regaled with endless tales of your antics by a congregation of morons who called you a dear friend and confidante! Moron Lake 13 2K 40K 1.3M
John (main) @johnonmain Jul 22 O ... i would post so many 3 like tweets from here Semo @DesignSemo Jul 21 21 2.9K 37K 633K
Katie D @KatieDeal99 Jul 21 ... My daughter's new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can't find it 1.9K 12K 428K del 9.6M
cocks rifle @ilovetopiss 22h O ... COMING ALL OVER THE ICE Omg Yeah I toldly get that 155 2.5K 68K del 1.2M
FilmX's Number One Fan @GAltringham Jul 23 ... The Wizard of Oz turns 86 this year-and back in 1998, Rick Polito delivered the greatest one-line movie description ever in a TCM listing. war vide The Wizard of Oz. (8-10 p.m., TCM) Transported to a surreal land- scape, a young girl kills the first person she meets and then teams up with three strangers to kill again. Inquirer Television Writer Lee Winfrey 67 1.4K 15K del 401K
O ... @SatinTweety Jul 20 tutu i was using my dad's phone and noticed that he has been using the middle finger emoji thinking it's the index finger pointing emoji man ou: siv~ The You: To Agency The H You: secretary The H You: comments from Г del 1.5M 89K 6.5K 293
@Harryssfw - 14h ... Never again Device control Media output WhatsApp 7:25 am Deleting messages... 3800 of 11733 (32%) Notification settings Clear @Harryssfw May 11 Long distance relationship GIF 169 1.7K 22K 671K
rthr @rxckrxdxscxlvxs : 2h ... my boss is working remotely today and being like five times more needy & annoying than usual it's like caring for the world's baldest tamagotchi 14 371 8.9K 140K
Gentleman Doofus @GentleDoofus Jul 23 ... One underrated aspect of Ozzy Osbourne was the degree to which his persona laid bare the absurdity of Satanic Panic. Не could get Christians all in a tizzy by saying something like I'm having tea with my best mate... that's right, the devil! 14 1.2K 20K del 211K
Marcus is going to EVO @CosmonautMarcus 21h ... Still the funniest social media website Post the TUTT tweet below before you get sued @Thiss_Youu for defamation. Joey Mannarino 248 21 26 del 78K @JoeyMannarinoUS This You? @Thiss_Youu -1h The Epstein Files come tomorrow. Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarinoUS Any living people on that list should immediately be jailed. You're so fucking stupid man. 8:40 PM Feb 26, 2025 8:16 AM Jan 31, 2025 @THISS_YOUU 10 11 3.1K 42K Joey Mannarino @JoeyMannarinoUS @JoeyM... .1h Joey Mannarino S ... Show your face behind this account, why don't Being in the Epstein Files does not you?
tiana @invadert_ 23h ... guy just whipped open the nail salon door and screamed lemme see them toes LMFA0000 I cannot stop laughing and everyone else is appalled 13 2.2K 41K 831K
girl @joyce_k . Jul 23 ... I like the feeling of the blood pressure monitor squeezing my arm 462 6.3K 53K del 1.2M
M @EENIX Jul 23 anti labubu sentiment spotted at this pop culture merch/toy store. i'm so terrified on their behalf G ... R BUILD K FORM ONS EDITION KAMEN RIDER EX-AID DRIVE 15-00 ACTION GAMER LEVEL2 BBC MEISE GENERATIONS EDITION DITION Z $115.00 $115 -00 $115-00 BAN 40% OFF APPLIES TO THE SECOND ITEM OF EC KAMEN RIDER MACH BB OR LESSER VALUE REDUCTION IN-STORG O HEISEI GENERATIONS EDITION DAI ASHII ÍNATIONS BAN DAI SORRY, WE DON'T Puzzle SELL LABUBU! 6-99 3D Ravensburger Puzzle Disney StitcH $ 40-00 Stabil- Sturdy Solide- Stabile -ohne -no glue LED -senza colla Klebstuff required plastic pieces de qualite quality in alta qualita
madeleine* @pilatesgirly Jul 22 S ... rebranded my whole life in the middle of the night 1/2 25 2.4K 883K 26K
s ... slommy @sammichluvrrr Jul 23 hush... it's okay... daddy's got you... Marlio Marlboro 100's slommy @sammichluvrrr. Jul 23 LOST MY ENTIRE PACK OF CIGS WHILE I WAS WALKING MY DOG 72 7.5K 136K del 1.7M
mai @fawnishfemme . Jul 22 ... IDGAF marriage is such a crazy concept because it's a bunch of made up rules that you don't have to do marie babie nx0 @baiserdemiel Jul 22 sometimes i get sad that my last name wont be my last name anymore 35 2.6K 36K 602K
Rambs #1 Famb @fambramb Jul 23 G ... unrelated but those two bins look like they're on a date and i find that really cute JAZ @carlaxnxx. Jul 22 DAMN THERES A FUCKING ROLLER COASTER 81 4.4K 70K 768K
S ... Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy - Jul 22 This is what they took from us Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis Jul 22 95 percent of Right Wing nostalgia is just a picture of a woman with unbelievable honkers captioned, This is what they took from us x.com/lindytasteful/... 387 2.2K 35K 710K
John Thyroid @banay_john . Jul 23 ... Don't be coming into my house and causing big spikes of cortisol 73 7.6K 33K del 819K
meghan @deloisivete Jul 23 ... Standing desk usage so far: time sitting: 90% time standing: 5% time accidentally hitting the button that makes it go up and down: 117% 14 304 12K del 125K
@CBD420 Jul 21 ... living in a really old building is crazy like someone was sleeping in my bedroom in 1923. who were they i need to know 101 1.5K 22K 5.6M
E$ @Guts_Glam_Glory . Jul 22 ... You on here telling em lol she did the right thing daija mae @dxija e Jul 22 young lady in the restroom stopped using it when i walked in...girl, you can let that hole loose. i won't tell your secrets. 49 3.2K 40K del 1M
morgan sung @morgan_sung. Jul 22 ... highly recommend dating someone who is also Online but in a different way than you are. for example my beautiful perfect gf will say something like the chef at the tesla diner is also the culinary lead at mr. beast burger 15 680 16K 287K
madeline odent @oldenoughtosay Jul 23 ... So my usual coffee order is an oat latte but sometimes I get a mocha instead. which I thought was a perfectly random decision but I went in today and the woman guessed it was a mocha day before I even ordered and I was like how'd you know and she froze. anyway we're synced 25 1.3K 96K del 1.1M
summer of christine s ... @crycartband Jul 22 i just found out that there were more photos of hillary clinton in that apartment and they're just as funny the 2.1K 147 42K del 1.6M
j@gucciandior Jul 22 ... this entire tweet being riddled with grammatical errors Marie's daughter @j0vintage Jul 21 rappers use to have extensive vocabulary. Rappers used to be wordsmith. Rappers use to be poets. Rappers use to be articulate. bring that back!!!! 85 1.3K 28K 1M
krimbo @fuckasparagus . Jul 22 ... why don't plankton just run into the krusty krab with a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off 246 8.8K 106K 2.6M
Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu Jul 22 G ... onion person @CantEverDie Jul 22 i believe jubilee and labubu are both demonic entities meant to sow discord and evil within this world 16 1.1K 12K 342K
Rachel Lapides @rachellapides . Jul 22 ... In order to fully tell the story of my breakup to my friends I must begin with the day I was born 69 4.3K 38K 1M
O ... Brand Paul @PrettyBadLefty. 1h They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm .4h First poster for 'AIR BUD RETURNS' In theaters Summer 2026. AIR BUD RETURNS AIN'T NO RULES 2026 90 2.3K 30K 981K
Yunie @hyeyunie 3h ... Morning Today 09:02 i cant beleiev we were 19 six years ago Today 10:30 Please the day just started Delivered 313 6 6.3K del 81K
paul rudd @philsadelphia 18h S ... telling my grandchildren this was chatgpt 45 3.3K 20K del 603K
Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt • 15h S ... I wish there was a way to online shoplift + 144.7 lily It's called credit card fraud and it's why I'm banned from buying wingstop on DoorDash 16h Reply 420 View 10 replies 6 388 18K 114K
Arhax @Arhax5 . 22h ... all clothing is unisex if u ain't a lil bitch about it 29 3.6K 18K 138K
©am @CameronCa23 Jul 23 S ... This is Clark and Lois' whole dynamic TRASH DISASTER a cute necrosis @gutterdaughter my fetish is saying some incredibly cornball shit and watching a gal speedrun the five stages of grief as she realizes with horror that she still wants to fuck me Kal @SupermanEnjoyer Jul 23 All timer line delivery 0:02 5 1.7K 28K 507K
onionweigher @onionweigher Jul 23 S ... this is valid, except for heist stories about someone stealing a bunch of diamonds from a vault. that's cool as hell griffin @linenandcurIs. Jul 22 being someone who believes consuming true crime as entertainment is inherently unethical 50 654 21K 352K
Rai Harn @RaihanH98. 18h s ... For decades he was known as Surprise MFer Guy Now he has evolved into Can't Prove It Yet Guy 110 79K 4.5K del 1M
Philosophy memes @Philosophymeme0. 6h S ... Tú te gusta Karl Marx? Cómo? se 12:10 Sexualmente? 12:10 399K 29 1.3K 16K
G ... awalmartparkinglot @awalmartparking 23h one time i worked at a restaurant and our ticket system got upgraded and as the host i could ring in messages to the kitchen & would always just send them crying emojis when we got busy & then my manager turned off the emoji feature so i started sending prepare yourselves!! i like food @messedupfoods Jul 22 ... Service DOI cas Dine In 9:20 PM #420 Server: Hunter W Tab: Lee 1 Espresso Martini Extra Creamy Idk Dude. That's What Не Wanted I Got Nervous And Said We Could Definitely Do It I Guess Add
s ... rde also @rde_not_irl 15h Had to explain Weezer Gun to someone and images came in clutch gle weezer gun Videos Shopping Short videos News Forums Other nages VR80 Photoshoot Barrel Say your prayers V SHOTGUN weezer Reddit Thunderstore r/ItemShop Weezer Gun I Thunde... 16 1.3K 21K 168K
lana @themycira 10h ... the squirrel that superman saved fighting lex's monkeys online @eat5G.23h Bul 6 2.4K 24K 323K
S ... elliot @elliotconk Jul 21 Inhaled something being smoked on the bus and now my eye won't close 106 65K 2.2K del 1.4M

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