37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 22, 2025

‘When I was a kid I thought about igloos a lot’
37 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 22, 2025

It took several weeks of negotiations and one very public social media crash out, but Trey Parker and Matt Stone have finally struck a deal with Paramount. The agreement, which is estimated at $1.5 billion, was reportedly approved by Paramount’s future parent company Skydance Media. 

Speaking of South Park, production assistant Phil Stark spoke about working on the show’s first season back in the ‘90s, sharing that Parker and Stone took a very hands-off approach to management. “They aren’t the kind of guys who walk in and say, ‘Hey, how’s your weekend?’” Stark explained, noting that while Stone was “a little bit more” open to banter, Parker “definitely isn’t.” This no-nonsense approach also extended to Comedy Central, with the pair bashing their corporate overlords every time they received an edit. 

“Their thing would always be, ‘Fuck that! Fuck that guy! They say we can’t do that? Fuck them!’ And that was the spirit of almost all the pitches that ended up happening.” 

Meanwhile, the timeline has been on fire with hilarious posts, with the funniest involving Wordle, what it really means to age and a Mountain Dew car’s fatal flaw.

SENI @zalatwicc. 12h ... IM GONNA GREG, NOOOO! yearn 19 4.4K 24K del 484K
s zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant - 14h ... OPINION MICHELLE GOLDBERG We Should All Know Less About Each Other Nov. 1, 2021, 7:27 p.m. ET E NEWS E! News @enews s.23h Chris Hughes Reveals What JoJo Siwa Named His Private Parts reonline.com/news/1420084/j... 3 628 13K del 264K
Di (Yee) @nguyenhdi . 23h ... ChatGPT to Macbeth: Of course, murder is wrong, but in that moment, you were hurting. Your wife told you when you durst do it, then you were a man. You weren't trying to take the throne; you were trying to feel seen. It wasn't the right choice, but it came from a very real place. 23 2.4K 21K 431K
Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake.23h s ... The European mind cannot comprehend this ZAINS ECOHOL 13.9% ALC/VOL celebrate GRIMAG LOKO USA BIRTHDA M fould 81 747 6.9K del 283K
ella @ellaaimagine 17h ... if i had to read this then you do too As Chris exclusively told E! News, She calls my balls Jimmy and Timmy. E NEWS E! News @enews .21h Chris Hughes Reveals What JoJo Siwa Named His Private Parts eonline.com/news/1420084/j... 275 1.7K 45K del 1.7M
s ... Matthew @regionalthicko 22h And Mr Cig said unto them 'take this, for it is my body' Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian . 23h The Mr. Cig cigarette mascot visiting hospital patients, 1948. 71 7.4K 90K del 2.6M
matt @mattybtweets69. 17h ... Imagine he suddenly can't do flips anymore POP CLOCKED Pop Clocked AddisonCr... @PopClock... Jul 20 Parody account Benson Boone jumpscares during new moustache-free public appearance. 34 819 42K 861K
Katie D @KatieDeal99 - 1 16h ... My daughter's new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can't find it 1.4K 8.6K 285K 5.8M
PointlessHub @HubPointless 20h ... If you eat 30 Benadryls at once, this guy shows up Alexander Aviña @Alexander_Avina - Jul: 20 Cmon Imao SURR Jubilee' Immigrants. overall, are good for America UNDED 135 2.3K 55K del 1.5M
disgraced congressman @jon4hry4n Jul 21 ... i have a scrub mommy and not a scrub daddy not because i'm a pervert but because i don't want a man in my house 6 1.7K 25K 320K
ali @probablyalissa 18h ... *to the tune of Total Eclipse of the Heart* Homer Marge Lisa and Bart 14 231 2.6K 85K
Hustlanani @hustlanani • 14h I be like I needed this and its just me getting drunk 60 5K 20K 548K
s Super Gug! @SuperGug1 Jul 21 ... my wordle score 63 4.3K 62K del 803K
A the Concept Day Bur O ... Land & Jaco Jack Last and & Mange Run Orange Jance Sunday Plass Juice & Power Save for Special has Lovese Y In R be & ga I you del 1.4M 61K 1.6K annabella @toebruises Jul 21 GUIDED BY VOLCELS @xshowerbeersx 18h Look at the font on that menu and tell me you couldn't assert Never order a breakfast burrito in new england that you shouldn't order a breakfast burrito from this spot 76
Chris @citehchris 21h CITY wow you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. super proud of you 94 2.6K 33K del 1.6M
hello miss gale @poisonjr - 9h ... me: have you seen the Nathan For You episo- my catholic friend: And also for you 15 340 6.6K del 119K
Yovska @Yovska Jul 21 s ... Ozempic has claimed yet another wobb @wobbuuu Jul 21 the malnourished caterpillar: 15 4.8K 116K del 1.5M
ppigg @s4m31p4n . 22h ... Relearning my job every monday like adam sandler in 50 first dates 33 4.6K 42K 1M
Amindi @AM1ND1 2 21h ... not the world being my oyster 12 2.9K 12K 326K
s bailey moon @Baileymoon15 - 14h ... it's like seeing a celebrity in public 79 80 Jot2 A love a over Bag Drop Indiana jet2.con 2holidays Friendly low fare ys - Ed Jet2.com rt Friendly low fares orld 97 19K 195K del 2.2M
van haley @vanhaley_yt.1 13h ... kicking my boyfriend around until he becomes a sphere 31 390 8.5K 149K
Skelbton the Wizard @skelbthree . 22h G ... Parody account Hey did you hear ab- No. I didn't. 125 9K 140K del 1.9M
Sisa @TheTitanBaddie 21h s ... Miranda just asked her to get Beyonce's new album for the twins, she went to the store and bought Cowboy Carter and on her way back Miranda called and told her she meant Act III. Pop & Hot Culture @notgwendalupe.2 21h OMG MY GIRL IS RUNNING ERRANDS STRESSED AGAIN 00% AT PACE 81 4.1K 46K del 1.8M
s @mcarv_s . Jul 21 ... i just need to go swimming just need to SWIM go to e the pool go to the go to beach fi the beach Are u okay bro? fi go to yes i just need go swimming the pool outside with friends and snacks and sunscreen 18 8.3K 51K del 1.3M
r*mla @tylagb 16h s ... YES! (blobified to remain anonymity) FLO and 3 others @buffys - 18h have you ever met a celebrity? 39 881 25K 421K
Dimitri @TheDimitriT 21h ... Aging is just people telling each other 20 is so young 34 is so young 52 is so young until you die 177 2.2K 41K del 810K
... ... @kratomthug . 16h s ... I don't really know how to talk to people, and my interests are strange and offputting but good news! I just got hired at your job 10 618 8.2K 147K
Mads @MadsPosting . 19h s ... i i am both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me 163 29K 191K del 4.7M
what is art baby don't hurt me @yrs 12h ... MTV 2 one of the greatest pleasures in life is just being so annoying 18 1.9K 7.3K 172K
@soigomaa . 23h ... Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight & his nose hasn't moved an inch 120 5.1K 56K 1.6M
caitie delaney @caitiedelaney.21h ... Just saw a RED car with the vanity plate MTN DEW ??? What the fuck are you doing dude. Your car is supposed to be green idiot 25 132 7.6K del 111K
trevy @chillextremist - 17h When I was a kid I thought about igloos a lot 382 11K 100K 1.6M
liyah @hm_liyah . 1 18h ... drinking water W my 20pc wing combo ЛАТОК II GIF 21 2.4K 28K 488K
... s AT, D INGREF @tatbaee 13h WIN FRC PRIES.RE tatyana;) COMIN this would work on me KING ES.VIN RE as SID DEP GRIES WIN TWINGS STOP thing RIES 843K + sdsdsddsdsdsddsddsdsd 40K 7.4K 95
s ... Shitpost 2077 @shitpost_2077.22h Cartoon Cartoon Movie 242 5.8K 230K del 6.1M
Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker When you split a dessert the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it's their turn. 10:24 AM . Jul 21, 2025 . 2 253.9K Views 8 690 14K 303
Invis @invis4yo 3h ... i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today 9 829 5.5K del 134K

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