56 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of July 7, 2025

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56 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of July 7, 2025

Garfield’s love for lasagna is one of his most widely known traits, but Chris Pratt, the most recent voice actor of the fat feline, apparently never got the memo.

On Tuesday, Pratt took to social media to announce the upcoming Garfield sequel in a video. In the eight-second clip, the Jurassic World star walks into the room with a stack of pizzas, and uncovers one of the pies to reveal Garfield 2 written on it. Immediately, people on Twitter were infuriated by the implications and called for justice.

 “Doing this with pizza instead of lasagna is so dark. A deep insult to the audience. It’s not even like one of those ‘do something obviously dumb for attention and engagement’ moves. It feels hostile,” one Twitter user ranted.

“I believe Pratt hates everything Garfield stands for. As a newly fit person he finds Garfield’s gluttony and sloth repulsive instead of relatable. He finds his contentious relationship with Odie and Nermal unchristian. Garfield’s fear of spiders, a form of cowardice. Garfield is for us, the common man. The lasagna lovers. The Monday-haters. We deserve better,” another declared.  

That said, Pratt was just one of many targets eyed by the timeline this week. Other digital burn victims included The Bloodhound Gang, people from Massachusetts and anyone who saw Despicable Me in theaters.

O ... The tumboy @TheTumboy Jul 7 you can really feel the waning influence of the mafia when someone would feel comfortable posting themselves fucking around during sanitation worker contract disputes in a big east coast city Nathan @ParisPhl Jul 6 Filling your car with stranger's trash for $25 is insane to me Philly: NO TRASH PICKUP UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE Me and my daughter: $25 a carload, we got you covered! 1.5K 29 27K 792K
dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch Jul 7 ... google when im not signed in: whats up you fucking robot. i bet you dont even know what a bus is. prove you know what a bus is google when displaying results: Al Overview - A bus is a type of computer, played by John Stamos in 1982 10 1.5K 18K 230K
Jake Rhodes @jakebrodes . Jul 6 ... Nostalgia will kill your whole life and rob you of joy. Its not like it was before. Nothing is. Its not good or bad thats just the way she goes boss. remember when? nope. No idea. Theres only the current moment and 10 minutes from now. What are you going to do? Im beating off Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369 .  Jul 5 A strange part of adulthood that no one talks about, is were all homesick for a place and time that no longer exists, and that we can never revisit. 13 459 5.2K
mars {the exalted} @cursedmargaritaJ Jul 6 ... all boys want to do is show you an assortment objects from their home and have you say oh wow cool to them 216 2.4K 21K 7.7M
Comrade Sisko @Pinko69420 Jul 7 O ... Musk says he is forming new political party after fallout with Trump By Michael Williams, CNN Published 9:22 PM EDT, Sat July 5, 2025 Two Nazi parties?!? 171 6K 107K 1.2M
Carl Zha @CarlZha Jul 7 s ... 5mm 8mm 12mm CaptainBlack @captainblack45 Jul 6 Replying to @MsSweetSummer Once chinese girls taste the indian 8 inch rod and 8mm in thickness there is no going back for them 493 5.9K 194K 8.1M
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G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt.Jul7 moami as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys' national hymn... 30 752 28K del 220K
Pengu @Penguxn Jul 7 ... yeah this message makes me look crazy *hits send* 23 2.8K 10K 238K
O Twentun @Twen_tun Jul 9 ... Elon Musk @elonmusk.1h Sus man 10.5K 10.7K 86.3K A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13.1h ... It is indeed 'sus'. 25 4 377 A.J. Delgado @AJDelgado13 (BTW, to folks lost, 'sus' means 'suspicious'. Elon speaks street.) 12:32 PM 5/20/22 Twitter Web App 93 Retweets 152 Quote Tweets 961 Likes ريفز F @Arl5Mvp Jul 7 What's the worst tweet y'all have seen? 205 7.3K 209K del 5.7M
bink @knotbink Jul 8 ... me and my boys broke so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha 88 4.8K 67K del 1.1M
:) @toreadabookonce - Jul 8 O ... listening to an audiobook & really just thought, i wish this had subtitles........... 171 7.9K 185K del 2.2M
G ... SSJ2 Blizzy @BlizzyEscoe Jul 8 You think people want to remain in poverty so they can get a free trip to the aquarium I GIF Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes Jul 8 The Monterey Bay Aquarium in California costs $295 for a family membership or $125 for a single adult When you baye EBT and If you have an EBT Food Card entry is free, and up to 4 0:12 free! aloondralinna people can get in for free every time you go... 45 3K 45K 580K
Christopher @molochofficial . Jul 9 ... I feel kinship with all living things, even fish and insects and people from Massachusetts 80 3.5K 28K 572K
Clare @Clarabell045788. Jul 9 ... My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last. Twice a week we go to a nice restaurant, ,,drink a little wine,eat nice food, and enjoy a good conversation. Не goes on Tuesdays and I go Friday. 1.6K 10K 282K 18M
marc @feelingsplain . 23h ... called an IT support guy at work to ask for help with an error I was having logged in. he started remotely controlling my laptop, and then just used my own laptop to start Googling the error messages 537 4.6K 102K 4.7M
s Pearl Rose @hipearlrose. 17h ... okay well we have very different moms Women Posting W's @womenpostingws Jul 8 aro_n250 @ 5/29/25 Follow When life breaks you, a mother's love heals you with kindness. Omar Hussain My life My тот 3 + 41.6K 37 2.4K 654 65 4.1K 49K dJ 1.1M
@dklmarxist. 1 17h Marxist Lynchist ... SpongeBob fetishized Sandy for being exotic but yall never wanna hold your favs accountable 90 2.6K 35K del 905K
unicode @averageenjoye13 Jul 6 ... the modern right wing movement seems to entirely revolve around the whiniest motherfuckers alive whose main grievance is that nobody wants to be friends with them @JoshRainerGold. Jul 4 Josh Rainer got deported from a party today for wearing a MAGA hat. I tried to explain to them the irony but they didn't get it. MAKE GREAT AMERICA AGAIN 261 54K 3.3K 1M ابل
O ... elijah daniel @elijahdaniel Jul 6 this is exactly what the demons on CW's Supernatural looked like Callista Gingrich @CallyGingrich . Jul 5 .@newtgingrich and wish you a wonderful Independence Day weekend! 811 15K 176K 4.9M
Office chicken nugget ratio @regiscake . Jul 6 ... Not a huge fan of Gordon Ramsay generally but touring America meeting restaurant and hotel owners with the explicit purpose of calling them all disgusting pieces of shit was very good formula 71 2.4K 82K 1.6M
Actual Names @ActualNames1 Jul 6 ... 1114 CORPORAL A FIFLO DEADMAN COMPANY CK ACE In 2002, a Montana man named Jack Ass sued MTV for $10 million, claiming that the show was plagiarizing his name. Jack Ass, whose birth name was Bob Craft, changed his name in 1997 to raise awareness for drunk driving, after his brother and friend were killed in a car accident.  Johnny Knoxville, one of the show's creators, rebuffed the lawsuit stating What could be more American than just suing the living shit out of someone for no reason at all? 9 392 16K 172K
Andrew Donaldson @four4thefire . Jul 6 s ... W has been out of office 16 years after serving two terms and is still younger than the last two presidents The Bush Archive @TheBushArchive Jul 6 Happy 79th birthday to the 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush! 259 9.9K 205K del 5.1M
rebecca @abcdrih Jul 6 G ... i've never seen a hidden face done on a girl before and fire??? is she satan?? Olijah. Deacon o @Olijahld . _ Jul 6 Issa vibe 451 6.1K 67K del 2.7M
Images AI Could Never Recreate s ... @imagesaicouldnt . _ Jul 6 Shade Kvick @ManiacBrony 1h ... Not to armchair diagnose but have you been checked for autism? 1 2 del 719 @sixnineyaoi i . 27m 1 3 del 204 Shade Kvick Follow @ManiacBrony Strong case, got it. Godspeed. 19 1.6K 25K del 266K
Gary Treeman @PurpyNFL Jul 6 ... Elon creating an Al that he constantly has to override because it keeps turning Woke is the only funny thing he's ever done. 198 6.9K 111K 3.1M
S bridget @DUNKACCIN00 Jul 7 ... Grease (1978) A 36-year-old who looks 17 209 6.6K 96K 4.1M
angel @ultrap0p Jul 7 ... at the gym doing 4 sets of some buullllshiiittttt 31 5K 33K del 779K
G Dave @Mesut_Ausil Jul 8 ...  what the fuck it's just songs UNILAD SOUND Fans divided over 'terrible' Oasis show as first gig revellers complain 'they just play song after song' 471 3.8K 126K 3.2M
gracie O SAW XI HOPE @coffinposting. 1 Jul 7 S ... do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this 2.2K 456K 23 18K
Mattie Timmer @MattieTimmer Jul 8 ... She had to take it off because it had started to burn and sizzle. Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange - Jul 8 Doesn't she always wear a cross? HITE H SHINGTON 360 14K 285K del 5.8M
PokéMar @PokeMarr Jul 8 ... Met a girl last month who told me I'm too young to be birding and then I told her I also play pokemon and she said I'm too old to play pokemon so I asked if the two cancel each other out and she said no. Wanna know what her hobby is? Cocaine 121 1K 36K 612K
mikeisasleep @mikeisasleep Jul 8 ... when your homegirl so stupid you just start crying 208 3.3K 19K del 2M
O Juno (RobotFucker) @DewEnjoyer Jul 9 ... Are any of these words in the Bible? Neb @NebsGoodTakes Jul 6 rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt GIF 377 3.9K 105K del 2.7M
Minions @Minions - 23h ... if you remember seeing Despicable Me in theaters, it's time to incorporate more fiber into your diet 78 806 11K 590K
Genny Cream Male @COAbrah_ Jul 9 ... Just heard a guy IRL at Walgreens say to someone hit me up on threads and I laughed a little tiny bit and he heard me and he looked at me. 11 469 14K 168K
Rocky @viperwave 5h ... The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12 year old boys but every reference requires you to be 40 years old. 165 671 9K 447K
moesha @yunclesage 16h ... Huge news if you osha certified daymond @daymondwho . . Jul 7 larry june, boldy james and clipse all dropping on the same day??? aight bet 125 2.1K 19K du 1.1M
moss @somuchmoss.1 16h ... i've met George W. Bush multiple times because we apparently have the same favorite restaurant. my parents forced me to talk to him, so i showed him and his wife pictures of my rare tropical plant collection and he called me a plant savant Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic - Apr1 1 Share a piece of lore about yourself 163 1.6K 72K 1.2M
G Thomas @HappinessHitHim 20h ... I, too, used to be a 24 year old who thought that the most attractive thing in a romantic partner was good banter 83 1.4K 34K del 1.1M
:@sn0oozey . 18h ... Guys am | unlovable 10:48 PM Seen by 5 people Dont dwell on the that You can work around that 1 fi(a)sh 10:48PM at the end of the day it doesn't matter 1 Bonnie 10:48PM 636 3 5.9K del 106K
Paul @bingowings14. 18h G ... Entering a password using the tv remote. flapjack @justflapjack Jun 29 What's harder than this? @DARIENJ4 187 8.3K 94K del 3.8M
Cu(ba)ler @Cubaculer. 22h G ... Elon Musk @elonmusk 3h Haven't even had sex in ages (sigh) 16.5K 2,438 4,878 GrandMaster.Inu-book.akaCurt @BanksyMaximo Replying to @elonmusk and @WholeMarsBlog Bullshit bro. I'm happily married with an amazing wife; even she understands if I helped you out. She would even be proud of me. Even if | myself would feel like shit. Lol thats like hell for me but I would do it. Lol. 7:20 PM 7/24/22 Twitter for iPhone 104 Retweets 237 Quote Tweets 439 Likes ريفز @Arl5Mvp Jul 7 What's the worst tweet y'all have seen? 21 466 15K 412K
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 19h s ... adam @aparrish if i was president no apartment would cost more than $100 08:31 pm 19 Dec 21 Twitter for iPhone 12 Retweets 51 Likes gansey boy @dickthree 4m Replying to @aparrish pretty sure this would lead to some sort of economic crisis 3 adam @aparrish 2m my second order would be sending you to hell O 18 2K 48K 439K
jenny sais quoi @jennytheleo Jul 9 ... yeah bc we're reselling it instead Ryan @ryandpetersen Jul 8 You don't really see women throwing their boyfriend's stuff out the window anymore 8 515 15K 201K
Kat (the dog) @AtsuK321. Jul 9 O ... This post made it to the cry babies best part is lied. swim slow af @AtsuK321 Jul 8 Kat (the dog) Trans girls that swim faster than Riley Gaines club. ENC PET 236 72 20K del 217K
Henskelion @henskelion . 14h S ... Every console has its share of shovelware obviously but it's crazy how much of Nintendo's library from the mid to late 00's was shit like this zaku @ZinZaku 19h yeah I'm a gamer QUIT FOR GOOD My Stop Smoking with Carr Coach Allen Allen Carr's Easyway Allen Carr's Easyway® method was such a revelation that instantly NINTENDO P:DS TM was freed from my addiction. -Sir Anthony Hopkins EVERYONE E CONTENT RATED BY ESRB UBISOFT 123 1.5K 37K 1.9M
kp @earthlykisssed . 7 7h ... youngest siblings are literally weaponized incompetence final boss 305 11K 86K del 2.6M
Nateinthewild Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild d . 21h G ... If you're not a jackoff AI dipshit you can actually take photos like this for real @PlacesMagi15559 Jul 8 Magical places Sequoia National Park in California 29 1K 33K 257K
Letterboxd @letterboxd . 18h ... dads five minutes after you show them a movie COBOLLI 22 DIRECT 6 3 bein SPORTS 1 DJOKOVIC 6 6 2 57 2.4K 26K del 657K
holden m. accountable @noahpasaran 16h ... illinois, a famously English word, de @RepMaryMiller 21h Rep. Mary Miller In America, we speak ENGLISH- and that goes for truck drivers, construction workers, factory employees, store clerks, delivery drivers, warehouse crews, and everyone in between. If you live and work here, you should speak the language of our country. 331 1.1K 24K 758K
@SUPERMODELREHAB 18h s ... May 31, 2010 4:51pm monster2001 ... 19 juin Always something with this bitch 18K 23 1.8K 336K
arkhamvip @Arkhamvip6.23h s ... Ofc he's standing on stairs CINELOST CineLost @thecinelost. Jul 8 Scarface (1983) 27 773 23K 1.3M
Gooftah @goof_iest.J Jul 9 ... There are real people living amongst us who pay for discord nitro 1.4K 10K 148K 5.2M
Liam @Hezbolsonaro 19h s ... Steve Will Do It @stevewil... -4/8/23 XI ... Told my fiancé she has a hall pass for trump 2.2K L7 3K 54K del 22M ريفز @Arl5Mvp . u What's the worst tweet y'all have seen? 70 638 34K 1.1M
Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma 15h ... He's running for re-election in the fall @Rainmaker1973 Jul 9 Massimo Say hello to Jonathan he was born in 1832 & is 192 years old 105 33K 1.4K 787K

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