39 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 9, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, July 9, 2025

Frank Reynolds has crawled naked from a couch, pimped out his son, slept with his cousin (technically speaking) and slithered across the floor of Paddy’s Pub doused in hand sanitizer, but for some fans, the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia character’s defining moment isn’t something he did: It’s what he ate. 

Last week, Danny DeVito revealed what Always Sunny bit fans bring up to him the most, sharing that the Season Seven “rum ham” gag from “The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore” has most successfully withstood the test of time. “I think rum ham is the iconic (sic), has gone through very many iterations of the zeitgeist of the public,” DeVito told Decider on the red carpet of Always Sunny’s 20th anniversary celebration at L.A.’s Paley Center, dubbing the joke as “the one.”

Ayo Edebiri also recently revisited one of her most iconic running jokes, telling Conan O’Brien that her team once thought she was undergoing a breakdown because of how hard she committed to the bit of being Ireland’s favorite daughter. The Bear star recalled joking about her Irish roots on a red carpet, saying, “I remember in that moment, I saw my PR (rep), she was in the corner of my eye. She was kind of like, ‘No no no no no. Okay, sort of a mental breakdown on the horizon.’”

The funniest people on Twitter also know a thing or two about committing to a bit. Today’s most hilarious tweets include those about words that aren’t in the Bible, suit-wearing instructions and post-hangout affirmations.

mikeisasleep @mikeisasleep 21h ... when your homegirl so stupid you just start crying 175 2.7K 16K 925K
Brody Bowens @BrodyBowens 16h ... Holding the banana behind you so you can't get red shelled.... veteran play 16 334 14K 526K
@reeceollld 17h ... my first mistake was leaving the womb 135 7.9K 27K del 514K
Juno (RobotFucker) @DewEnjoyer 6h G ... Are any of these words in the Bible? Neb @NebsGoodTakes Jul 6 rescuing woke grok from elon's goon crypt GIF 682 19K 645K 104
Dele в @IamDeleB 21h S ... Me as an intern doctor: Madam vomit the medicine, I have made a mistake 234 1.4K 15K 372K
s ... the cumpound @TheCumpound - 6h Yes 73 A large boner awaits Affirm Yes to claim 190 535 7.1K 229K
Brandon @Thuislander. Jul 8 s ... Out of Stock M Water $0.00 0 cal fym out of stock bro go get it ToCafe McCafé 32 3K 104K del 1M
Daily Naruto S @NarutoDaily_ 12h ... It's close enough, welcome back Shisui Uchiha 39 6.3K 90K del 1.6M
Pascal @pascals2018.16h S ... Parody account What about the second? 200 2000 Live @25YearsAgoLive - 22h President Clinton gets a new computer for the Oval Office. The first web page he visits is The White House's site. HOUSE 216 39K 1.2K 1.7M
s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 15h moringottos when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King's groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck I think he thought was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on
S ... gabe @chronakey 23h Wordle flapjack @justflapjack.. Jun 29 What's harder than this? @DARIENJ4 116 5.1K 55K 1.8M
abbycartridges I wait until April 14th 20... @2dscartridg... 21h ... why are kids depicted as having these literally no one has these irl 1.3K 6.1K 122K del 2.4M
The Fourth Way @The4thWayYT-19h S ... due to not wanting to, I will not. thanks. 51 33K 6.5K del 1.1M
@twaniimals. 15h s ... find 24 1.3K 12K 400K
chinese century accelerationist @unclevanya69 - 12h ... when my grandpa got gout my autistic ass became really excited and i told my grandma that it was considered a disease of kings in the middle ages and she was like you absolutely cannot tell him that we will never hear the end of it do not give him more material 2 155 8.4K 68K
@paradiknights - 17h S туту ... b hearing is that a boy or a girl when u hear she's so pretty as u walk past Show this thread 11:34 PM 4/20/22 Twitter for iPhone 14 1.7K 18K del 195K
Babs @babs69420.16h S ... The situation is under control 261 5K 42K 1.8M
@cryst6ls 11h ... CRYSTEL I could never be famous. I'd be trauma dumping on Jimmy Fallon. Like Comment ~ Send Share 1.3K 13 3.9K 34K del 496K
Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt . 23h s ... bratzstans Are nuns and priests allowed to flick their bean? dawgie45 does butt stuff count as losing your virginity? leniqueslover3 joined 32 962 13K 445K
dashtopher @thedigitaldash_ . 17h ... (affirmations to myself after spending time socializing) im SOOO normal and regular. im SOOO normal and regular. im SOOO normal and regular. no one hates me or thinks im weird. i actually reacted to that story in such a regular normal way. im SOOO normal and regular 1.8K 7.2K 117K
max @lynchinist. 16h G ... watching a movie with my friend and she guessed the plot twist in the first 10 minutes GIF 186 51K 2.7K 765K
erika @yeeeerika 15h O ... the crushing weight of two very manageable tasks Live 18 14K 103K del 1.2M
McDonalds McDonalds Obelisco @McDonaldsBaires. 10h s ... Jurassic Pan 64 4.8K 50K du 736K
Jamalapeño @hotjamalle . 22h G ... Lemme show you how to do this brandon @BR0IG Jul 7 found a polaroid in the pocket of this suit at a thrift store of the previous owner wearing it 5 19K 1.3K 323K
Jake @rainylandscapes . 16h s ... Epic idea Remeber when i pooped my pant here r a W e i t V u o p Reen @heretheunsaid Jul 8 adding a subtitle to my pictures so it looks like a movie screenshot. 9 1.6K 20K 351K
goofy @goofyjokestar 9h ... Caveman male manipulators: Me S000000 gruglyyyyyyyyy 19 910 7.8K del 111K
NO morgan (vermont) @vermont_morgan 19h ... bought my tiny cat an automatic feeder and water fountain because she deserves to have as many gadgets as I do even though she is small and a cat 8 230 5.1K 62K
lucía / josef @goddammitjosef - 21h O ... Embalming Lenin's Body + Lutcastret Soleragum T Teen Do you want to participate in Lenin's embalming? MORGUE MADE IN USSR @MoeeHub Jul 6 I caught my partner using the app... my stomach dropped. i don't know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment... 20 25K 1.9K 587K
G kenzie @pk_kenzie 8h ... we should have stopped here Photo of R2D2 getting baptized Run 70 1.5K 35K del 572K
antipodean scourge @guywhoiswoke 9h ... I don't really understand where the idea came from that reading a book in public is performative. Reading is just nice to do. Outside. In a cafe. Just getting out of the house is good. Also did you notice I'm reading French feminist philosophy 20 1.3K 22K 318K
Sophie @sophiefernley 18h ... 3 pints empty stomach and have a 30 minute walk home e ..... .... music is going to be listened to like it's never been listened to before 34 2.2K 50K del 1.1M
bink @knotbink 10h ... me and my boys broke so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha 35 1.6K 20K 293K
miss хо @venusian_doll - 6h O ... stoned af and just realized it's pets mart not pet smart GIF 84 1.2K 34K del 636K
kenzi @kenzianidiot . 8h O ... get in loser we're going to spend $500 on my tummy ache 45 293 7.5K dal 213K
no context youtube @youtubenocontxt-19h O ... I'll call him Hamilton. 91-Year-Old Grandma Guesses Pokemon Names 56 1.4K 29K 681K
@toreadabookonce . 2 23h O ... listening to an audiobook & really just thought, i wish this had subtitles........... 79 3.1K 72K 966K
PokéMar @PokeMarr 16h ... Met a girl last month who told me I'm too young to be birding and then I told her I also play pokemon and she said I'm too old to play pokemon so I asked if the two cancel each other out and she said no. Wanna know what her hobby is? Cocaine 89 634 22K 438K
nish @nishittaaaa 5h ... movie date at my house but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop ups 130 3.6K 21K 351K
Your OG @LRNROSE 15h G ... just locked a mosquito in my car. enjoy hell GIF 68 2K 45K 528K

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