33 Wildly Hilarious Times People’s Wires Got Crossed

‘I almost shaved my teeth’
33 Wildly Hilarious Times People’s Wires Got Crossed

Our brains are in charge of a whole lot of body parts. They not only need to move each one the way we want, but make double-sure it’s the one they think it is. After all, we’ve got two hands, complicated machines as is, and ones that are often pursuing different ends.

Sometimes, while that lump of electrified meat up top is trying to juggle multiple actions, wires get crossed. It could be something as small as hitting delete instead of enter, or something much more dangerous, depending on what those hands are currently interacting with. One of the most classic forms of brain fart is when you send the wrong hand an action, and suddenly you’re biting into something that’s definitely not your sandwich

Redditors have shared some of their most memorable synapse switcheroos, and here are some of the best…

shakes616 . 5y ago Licked the lid of my yoghurt, then threw the full yoghurt pot in the bin with the spoon inside.
fairyfeller . 5y ago Put a wad of tissues in the laundry basket and threw my socks into the toilet.
jupiternoodle . 5y ago in the I went to go and put a scoop of catfood washing machine drawer once.
obernewtyn16 . 5y ago Stuck a dog treat in my mouth and gave my dog my popsicle. She was thrilled.
Mufgada . 5y ago Tried to play Wii with my glass full of water, had the Controller in the wrong hand.
Nomadic Photography . 5y ago Was drinking a hot cup of coffee on the back porch while throwing a ball for my dog... To be fair it was like 4am and the pup wasn't hurt, but my favorite mug got rearranged and the tree got some dirty bean water....
lil_nemo1 . 5y ago When I'm snapping the ends off the green beans sometimes I throw the bean in the trash ans the end in the bowl (not too funny but at least its true)
dwest313 . 5y ago Phone in one hand, open Pepsi bottle in the other. Threw the wrong one on my bed.
theWildBore . 5y ago It's becoming clear to me from this thread that humans holding a cup in one hand and literally anything in the other hand is a recipe for disaster.
Marcus_Tomyum . 5y ago Dipped my tortilla chip in water
OldLevermonkey . 5y ago I have put the house phone in the fridge and left the milk out more times than is healthy. The fridge is now the default first place I look if the phone is not on its cradle.
FireWolf_anna 5y ago When i was 10, I was watching TV and had the remote in one hand and a cup of hot tea in the other. My dad came in and asked for the remote, instead of tossing him the remote I threw my cup of tea and it when all over him. The next morning his chest and legs were red.
StylishSuidae . 5y ago A couple minutes ago I unwrapped a stick of gum, stuck the wrapper in my mouth, and threw the gum in the trash.
CalgaryAlly e 5y ago I had a cup of coffee and a little single-serve container of coffee cream. I opened the cream container, poured its contents into the trash, and then dropped the empty container into my coffee. ...?????
lowandslowinRR . 5y ago Tried to put an M&M in my ear and my Galaxy Bud in my mouth.
ledow . 5y ago Friend of mine once put the remote control in the oven and then wondered why he found himself in the living room holding a sausage. Remote control was destroyed. And it had previously spent several days in the back of a freezer because of a similar incident.
BanjoBroseph . 5y ago I cracked an egg, poured out the egg into the trash and put the shell into a bowl.
AoiRenga . 5y ago My husband cleans the cat litterbox and puts the gleanings in a tied off plastic grocery bag. Не also puts his lunch in a tied off plastic grocery bag. When he goes to work he takes both bags outside, one to come with him and one for the trash can. Mistakes have happened.
DevilWitcher128 . 5y ago Threw my keys into the recycle bin and attempted to start my truck with a crushed Monster can.
ScoutManDan . 5y ago SMART Drank paint water and whilst washing my brush in my cup of tea. Two simultaneous fuckups.
twentyninewoodchucks . 5y ago | had a cup of coffee and a scented candle. I drank the candle
AnotherAverageJ0e . 5y ago | dipped my chips in the water, had a little I'm such a dumbass moment in my head, then proceeded to drink the salsa.
UnWildling 5y ago I had a phonebook (3.5 inches thick) for a class project in one hand, my hat in the other. School had just let out, and my friends distracted me. We talked. The phonebook and the hat switched hands a couple of times because it's a heavyass brick of paper, y'all kids today don't know. | got distracted. The wind gusted a bit colder. I jammed my hat on my head, but it wasn't my hat. And that's how I once concussed myself with the Southwestern Bell Yellow Pages.
 . 5y ago I used my bare hand to pick up my dog's poop. I know my neighbor saw me also. I just kind of played it off.
kickyoface9001 . 5y ago Put my box of cereal in the fridge & my gallon of milk on top of it. Stayed that way unnoticed for almost 24 hours.
FodderFries . 5y ago Disposing leftover bones into the thrash and placing the plates into the sink. I grabbed the bones with my hand and tossed the plates into the thrashbin and started washing the bones before realising what I've done.
Buditastic . 5y ago I was holding my apartment keys in one and a trash bag in the other, threw my keys into the dumpster and kept the bag. Couldn't find my spare and it took a week to get a new key.
_KPuccino_ 5y ago I almost cleaned my ass with my cell phone
ForWhenlmWeird . 5y ago My friend at work was so exhausted one morning, he tried locking the employee fridge with his car keys. I know that's not exactly the questions but I thought it was somewhat relevant lol.
APartyInMyPants 5y ago I was just going for a walk with one of my daughters the other day. She stops and picks a dandelion off someone's property. Not one of the yellow dandelions, but the one you blow on and it sends weed sperm all over the place. So there she is walking along with a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other. Do the math.
ToblerOwned 1.5y ago I almost shaved my teeth.
toutcompris . 5y ago I went to mail a letter while walking the dog. I couldn't immediately figure out why | was still holding the mail when I got home despite going to mailbox . Doggy poop bag was missing
 . 5y ago Rolled the blueberry and ate the dice

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