41 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 8, 2025

‘not a bf… not a friend… a secret third thing’
41 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, July 8, 2025

Unless Mel Brooks manages to source a really good Ouija board ahead of filming, John Candy won’t be returning for the Spaceballs sequel. Regardless, Candy’s impact on the cast and crew of the 1987 comedy continues to live on. 

During a recent appearance on The Patrick LabyorSheaux with Patrick Labyorteaux podcast, Daphne Zuniga opened up about starring as Princess Vespa in the original film, recalling that Candy “was so kind to everyone” on set of the classic spoof. “At the end of our shoot of Spaceballs, he had made a little plaque with a gold bone that was spray-painted gold and it said, ‘Spaceballs, love John,’” she remembered of the late comedian’s wholesome parting gift. 

Glenn Howerton, however, is reflecting on some less-than-wholesome moments from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Days ahead of Always Sunny’s Season 17 premiere, the actor addressed the show’s controversial Lethal Weapon episodes, arguing that despite their usage of blackface and redface, the installments aren’t actually that racist. “A true bigot probably won’t be able to appreciate the humor behind the show,” Howerton insisted to T, the New York Times’ style magazine. 

Thankfully, today’s hilarious tweets require no such argument. The funniest posts include those about two uses for an iPad, the worst tattoo of all time and the exact timing of an Adobe payment.

eli bug @oozemancer. 23h ... What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge 825 3.9K 81K del 1.7M
G ... geo @geo_jpg 19h It's not like anyone cares what I think so it doesn't matter Xen Fury @Furywtw Feb 9, 2024 What do yall call these? 49 2.7K 36K del 1.1M
@BizzleUrgh 3h ... got an ipad too and i watch youtube on it. same resources but different outcomes, much to think about nianne @chroniclesofari . 8h Got an Ipad yesterday. First procreate drawing 22 4.6K 70K 1.4M
Cletus @__cletus_ 14h ... If you touch yourself God and Santa will know 162 2.8K 17K 295K
Dave @Mesut_Ausil - 7h s ...  what the fuck it's just songs UNILAD SOUND Fans divided over 'terrible' Oasis show as first gig revellers complain 'they just play song after song' 206 2K 69K del 1.4M
tommy kyle @himbokyles.20h G ... YHIS IS MY DAD?????? no context memes @weirddalle . 22h unam H this gotta be the worst tat of all time 920 15M 4.3K 187K
gracie O SAW XI HOPE @coffinposting.17h G ... do NOT want to run into whoever been smoking this 11 1.3K 10K 247K
Mattie Timmer @MattieTimmer. 5h S ... She had to take it off because it had started to burn and sizzle. Luke Rudkowski @Lukewearechange • 1 12h Doesn't she always wear a cross? HITE H SHINGTON 19 2.4K 55K 671K
Gemmabee @gemmabeepo 15h S ... Delicious or Disgusting? The gub... DELICIOUS OR DISGUSTING? Delicious or Disgusting? The Gub... 39 1.4K 13K 253K ليال
Wires - #OsION #Sevenpeat @CFCWires 22h s ... Wow she's tall itv FOOTBALL ITV Football @itvfootball.23h Goals, goals, goals Spain are simply too good! a EFA TN itv women's SPORT Curo SWITZERLAND 2025 9 GROUP STAGE 6 FT 58 3.3K 55K del 1M
jaboukie @jaboukie 20m s ... then explain how i'm married to the game Global UPDATES @Glo... .23h G BREAKING- Pope Leo XIV says, Marriage is only possible between a man and a woman 216 2.6K 4 65K
syd* @sydsofar•14h you'll be at your lowest financially and an adobe payment will go through 12 268 2.5K del 64K
Becel 1997 FORD FIESTA @sko... 17h s ... no one: your european coworker: eeehhh uhm hm hello yes good MORning ehveryzing is brokin. kaput. and eeehh. i am going on djhe vay-kay-shun now. gootbyee ciao :-) 19 189 5.1K del 225K
nice jewish guy @nicejoois... .16h s ... Classic moderate attire Moderate Long-term relationship Monogamy It's all about the simple things AMERICA BATAGAIN 53 7.7K 81 105K
Eleanor Neale @ELEANORX...- 4h O ... straight boys love those little metal wallets where they push a button and all their cards pop up. it's nice i i like that they have something yknow 14 99 5.5K 46K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 . 16h G ... when shawty goes nonverbal and you gotta bust these out NO YES DAD MOM PLAY OPEN DOOR TOY OUTSIDE HI MAD LOVE YOU BALL BED HUNGRY WHERE РОО HAPPY GOODNIGHT COME WALK HELP WATER PARK FOOD G e 32 1.8K 21K 648K
Images AI Could Never Re... @imagesaico... 14h s ... MOTBOB + I like schuchy 532 ... 35 78 You reposted > 114 6 497 6.3K del 179K
Everything Out Of Cont... @EverythingO... 23h s ... III Google J. Cole's full name x ALL IMAGES NEWS VIDEOS MAPS @MasiPopal J. Cole / Full name Jalapeño Coleslaw 116 4.3K 64K del 2.8M
s ... dollgirls @_dollgirls 21h i must be stopped ! Live chinese turnip dried shrimp Laugh shiit lap cheong pepper LobalrGon ©_doligide dollgirls @_dollgirls . 1 Jun 22 live laugh lo bak gou 53 2.6K 9.9K 493K
S @freakshauna . 17h ... if yellowjackets happened to me i would turn it into love island 21 657 4.4K 74K
Ted @Tedoffthegrid . 19h s ... Best 8 dollars I've ever spent 179 3.8K 51K 1.5M
م و @cdoll . 22h s ... cigarettes and vapes don't give me cancer because they know i approach them with pure intentions and a positive spirit 22 1.9K 13K 567K
pyukumuku @pykmku - 19h ... two word horror story vibrator died 61 2.3K 16K 230K
O bridget ... @DUNKACCINO0 Grease (1978) A 36-year-old who looks 17 12:14 PM Jul 7, 2025 - 572.4K Views 82 2.5K 36K 688
Ghost Gum @notghostgum . 12h s ... why can't I find ashiplike this ugh Ship of Theseus hey 1 63 37 no 5 68 44 Ship of Theseus At which point did | stop being the ship in the pic 5 1.1K 12K 174K
mor @mor_ofthemorgue - 22h s ... Throwback to when I was searching for the picture of thom wearing the gameboy shirt and found this instead DeviantArt X : Thom Yorke transforming into a Visitar > Nintendo Gameboy by... Las imágenes pueden estar sujetas a derechos de autor. Más información 22 579 5.4K du 66K
Sofia Buff Girlfriend @sofiabuffgf . 1 15h ... im a deer girl I'm a mouse girl - our biosphere is in freefall. Where are the keystone species? Who's gonna step up as a beaver girl and restore balance to the riparian ecosystem? 43 757 8.6K del 117K
Uncle Charlie @LastNameWiIson. 2h ... The Amish be at Walmart watching TV as they walk past the electronics section. Do you know god can see you? 11 246 2.9K 74K
kay @kswizzlein 16h not a bf the .... not a friend .... .... a secret third thing 120 2.9K 22K 722K
very baller cash money normal... @normal_... 15h ... eating my taco bell, drugging myself, and going the Fuck to Sleep 19 2.5K 12K 259K
И HOURLY quieres @hourly_shitpost. 21h s ... shitpost Fuck imagine dragons BAND Imagine monkeys 57 2.6K 32K del 997K
s The tumboy @TheTumboy.2 21h ... you can really feel the waning influence of the mafia when someone would feel comfortable posting themselves fucking around during sanitation worker contract disputes in a big east coast city Nathan @ParisPhl Jul 6 Filling your car with stranger's trash for $25 is insane to me Philly: NO TRASH PICKUP UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE Me and my daughter: $25 a carload, we got you covered! 27 1.2K 23K 694K
horse dentist @equine_dentist • 1 11h s ... you ever realize that your love language is what you lacked as a kid 325K Comments i agusia_zachwieja 1w Trampoline... 125K Reply 7 645 14K del 257K
keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit - 10h ... I flew through LaGuardia this morning and when I went to take my shoes off the TSA agent yelled at me like I was a crazy person doing something completely unexpected gary leff @garyleff . 21h You Can Finally Keep Your Shoes On-TSA's 23-Year Airport Security Rule Ended Today-View from the Wing viewfromthewing.com/you-can-finall... 146 923 34K del 1.8M
dova @dovasdoves 16h s ... Trying to flirt with your nonbinary oomf Hey girl. mean, any pronouns 23 1.8K 16K 187K
i like food @messedupfoods - 2 21h G ... FINALLY COLD DOG 52 985 16K del 687K
wild bumper stickers @wildbumper 16h ... TRUE PATRIOTS BRAKE FOR AMERICA'S only NATIVE MARSUPIAL 3 183 2.9K del 145K
и HOURLY L quieres @hourly_shitpost. 15h G ... shitpost Drewberz @buddy_ferrara me in the 9th grade listening to Kid Cudi after smoking weed out of a Pepsi can FX 35 1.2K 19K del 790K
@goodreddit... 21h s ... good reddit (correct versi... r/balatro u/Thewaffleofoz 10m Anyone else kinda see the white joker giving head to the black joker and the black joker just absolutely melting in it? Meme JOKER JOKER CLORED CLORED 83 1.9K 45K del 1.2M
Jebus @Jebus . 22h ... Jokes on Epstein, turns out the state didn't have any evidence never kill yourself 342 5.1K 70K 2.2M
giliann @lethalrejection 13h : Got an apple notification that my headphones are too loud ~Disregard that, Frank. It's a bunch of liberal bullshit. 25 2.6K 61K del 1.2M

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