21 Jokes You Can Tell at Your Next Job Interview, See If That Gets You Anywhere
Don’t screw this up! (The joke delivery, not the interview)
They always say to “be yourself” in job interviews, but we’ve never found that to be good advice at all. Wow, what does that say about us?
Anywho, if you’re like us and would be tempted to tell these zingers to what could be your future boss, we highly advise against it. We locked it up in our interview for this job, and then hit them with silly stuff like this joke list once they knew us a little better.
It’s called maturity. Ever heard of it?
Why Did the Cross-Eyed Teacher Get Fired?
Did You Hear About the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper?
Chuch-Going Grandmothers
Why Don’t Blind People Go Skydiving?
Why Doesn’t Oedipus Use Foul Language?
What Do You Call a Bear with No Ears?
A True Piers Morgan Emergency
Blank CDs
What Do You Call a Frenchman Who’s into Japanese Culture?
Jesus Walks into a Hotel...
Bus-riding Elephants
Heard About the New Restaurant Called Karma?
Russian Pronunciation
Two Men Walked into a Bar...
What Did the Janitor Say When He Jumped Out of the Closet?
What Did the Grape Say When the Elephant Sat on It?
Spaghetti Cars
What’s the Best Thing About Switzerland?
Dwarf Statistics
Leper Hockey Games
Why Do Chicken Coupes Have Two Doors?
