36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 7, 2025

‘my pronouns are kilometers per hour bc i want to km/s’
36 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, July 7, 2025

Al and Peg Bundy were married with children, but for a moment, they had one kid too many. In a newly unearthed interview with Remind Magazine, the Married… with Children cast and crew discussed the show’s decision to introduce Seven, Peggy’s cousin’s kid, dubbing the casting as “awful” and “the worst mistake they ever made.” 

“The kid — and God bless his soul, I mean, I’m sure he’s talented at something else — he just wasn’t an actor,” David Faustino recalled of child star Shane Sweet. “Like, he had no fucking clue what he was doing. So consequently, he got fired. It’s a cold business out there. I don’t care if you’re five — you’re getting fired.”

The cast of South Park is also reflecting on the series’ choices. During a recent interview with Cracked, Brandon Hardesty reminisced about his time playing the live-action version of Eric Cartman in the now-iconic episode “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining,” detailing the one gag that left him and his co-stars with a bad case of the giggles. Or as he put it, “There were a few times when I said some line and then Kenny’s like, ‘Hey, fuck you’ and they zoom in on his face,” saying the joke broke them several times. “We couldn’t stop laughing.” 

After a faux talking to from Trey Parker, the actors were able to finish the scene in relative peace. “Trey was like, ‘All right guys, let’s get it together. Come on,’” he remembered. “We were fine after that.”

Much like Hardesty and the live-action gang, you may need someone to help you stop laughing at these hilarious tweets, the funniest of which include those about a British travel itinerary, Steve Rogers kinks and modern-day jesters.

Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise 18h ... Need to remember dis page? FROGEDABOUTII! I'll have my Ey! boys look after your spot I'm in da freakin' Yo! mafia! 10 2K 30K 834K
Reverend Doctor Bob Saca... @RevDocBob... 20h O ... I see the dark path that lies ahead for the Rizzler Inside the QB Studio with Micha... @RuckC... Jul 5 I'm still trying to figure out when and why we developed this particular musician physiognomy x.com/JustinWhang/st... Stay Away dC Man Ared Always Khyth 63 2.9K 85K dil 2.8M
lyra @HEARTHOWELL 14h ... england must-see/do list - tesco - greggs sausage roll - weather spoons (whetherspoons?) - cheeky nandos (what is that) - petrol station - specsavers 248 1K 12K 322K
G alan b. @inceptstellar 21h ... this labubu I saw in spain... labamba 3=9s 3+ Finger Far Game 3+ police HOLE O CHINA SNOLL KANGA LAPINO ... - DI ARNING: ود CE - 388 6.2K 55K del 1.3M
NO CONTEXT HUMA... @HumansNoCont... 15h G ... i have an idea for a new TV Show: a girl reads her DMs out loud and 5 mothers have to guess which of their sons wrote it 93 2.5K 39K , 541K
Air G ... Keith @nagy_minaj 14h PO Requested a Lyft wait & save and they showed up within a minute 18 321 15K del 249K
G ... lacey TS @repusnaketion 16h is this the guy whose nickelodeon show just got canceled POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave . 17h Chef Tini announces she's expecting twin girls with her husband Antoine. BOYS?? OR GIRLS?? 139 4.3K 117K del 6.3M
Joe Russo @joerussotweets.19h O ... Sitting in the F1 seat for IMAX F1 is for real cinephiles only. F1 The Movie AMC The Grove 14 I Filmed for IMAX C5 C4 C2 C1 C3 D4 D3 D2 D1 E3 E2 F4 F3 F2 G4 G3 G2 G1 146 1.6K 47K 1.3M
O sam henri gold @samhenrigold . 10h ... AT&T 2:13 PM IFART™ that one sounded wet FART NOW SECURITY SNEAK ATTACK FART M FEELING LUCKY Wet One Quack Double Duck @MoeeHub Jul 6 caught my partner using the app... my stomach dropped. don't know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment... 15 716 16K 510K
santos-inistas @JDabknee 15h ... Do you think in CARS (2006) getting your oil changed is like a sexual thing or is it more like brushing your teeth? 482 2.3K 79K 2.1M
liliaTM @allegedlyagirl . 5h G ... @MoeeHub Jul 6 I caught my partner using the app... my stomach dropped. i don't know what hurts more, the lie or the disappointment... 3 500 13K 265K
Me & Who? @tagyourwho.21h G ... Toilet for best friends 1.7K 8.4K 72K del 2.7M
chance @chanceposts.2 23h ... developing a crush on someone who lives in another country 260 5.1K 46K del 1.4M
mariana @pastapilled 22h O ... Keep sending me Spotify links and we're gonna end up like this ProCase 23 1.5K 15K del 307K
KSB @kiryussideburns . 1 21h O ... my fyp getting crazy How to say Bounce on it crazy style in Chinese 101 4.3K 54K 1.1M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969.21h G ... how i look at bro while hes googling the thing i know im right about ISH DIGEST ouby N3 184 13K 169K 4M
wiLL @willfulchaos - 12h ... neighbors setting off fireworks again...... ended 2 July 4th days ago and THE GIF II here 3 1.7K 19K del 203K
otels aylee @33eightyone . 23h G - my pronouns are kilometres per hour bc i want to km/s 85 6.1K 32K 473K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY.2 20h ... Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again 59 10K 75K 2.6M
Nora Rawn @norabird . 22h ... Yes I'm a champagne socialist-I think we all deserve unfettered access to Miller High Life, champagne of beers 10 309 4.5K 134K
rat liker @rat_liker . 16h ... Man I sure do love washing down an entire pound of fresh cherries with a huge iced coffee. Hopefully nothing tragically foreseeable will happen 19 190 5.1K 102K
Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads 15h G ... Jeff Bezos is rich for one simple reason: He's BALD and has saved $238.4 billion by never needing to pay for a haircut Study the rich if you want to be wealthy 177 1.8K 35K del 791K
The_Legion G ... @VaselineMeWeen Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service I dive in her cervix 2 CHAINZ U DA REALEST Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel Jul 5 Marvel Comics writer Chip Zdarsky when asked if Steve Rogers cries during sex: I will say, he does not cry during sex, but unfortunately one of the things he does during sex is salute.... 2:05 AM Jul 6, 2025 125.3K Views 1 557 7.5K 235
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz . 8h Hey just wanted to say your wedding was a lot of fun! Tell your brother he danced so lithely I thought him an eel. 1 492 8.1K del 162K
autist @litteralyme0_ 19h ... Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF li ralymeu 0:09 149 8.3K 118K del 1.6M
uuill @uuill_ . 11h ... upc When the book ur reading performatively starts getting good 3 145 1.5K 42K
@diomuarr.2 22h ... the egg don't swim to the sperm bitch never chase a man 246 12K 79K del 1.4M
G Upper East Sell Sider @UpperEastUpside - 1 19h ... Your FICO score has decreased thanks for the update man, I've done literally nothing different since the last time you told me it went up 124 4.6K 70K 1.4M
Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman 18h ... It is 1997, 2001, 2018, 2022, 2025 and a Jurassic Park sequel has bad reviews that are inconsequential to its strong opening weekend box office 66 1.2K 22K del 401K
@Whotfismick 20h s ... Filba how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me CLOSED 31 4.9K 34K del 841K
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969 - 1 16h ... laughing maniacally like a king at his jesters while clicking the view button: yes yes. bring out the fool This Post is from an account you muted. View 20 3.9K 26K del 443K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode .. 18h s ... how your со workers at your new job look at you when you don't know how to do something perfectly 38 935 17K 629K
REZ s Megaplex @Rezolite 20h ... SOON First time trying a California burrito... @SanDiegoHumor يا This is amazing, Holy shit, this has I'm getting another... fries in it! @SanDregoHumor I'm going to shit my pants. 48 782 27K 673K
Secular Talk (KyleKulinskiSho... @Kyle... 22h s ... Our Tax Dollars Greedy children who want to eat breakfast Sad billionaires with only 4 yachts @lean_in_my_cereal 103 8K 139K del 1.6M
S joe ... @hackermanjoe you're telling me this WASN'T breaking bad?! Lost Meme Archive @LostMemeArchive Jul 5 Aaron Paul Screaming-Need for Speed (2014) 4:29 PM Jul 6, 2025 . 2.6M Views 166 3.3K 86K 2.3K
Sammy @domesticmothman 17h ... Only reasons I'd ever want to be famous: - Criterion Closet access - Hot Ones -Someone asks me my Letterboxd top 4 at an event -Someone edits a pic of me so it looks like Snoopy and me are friends 42 6.6K 46K 506K

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