32 Facts About the Digital World That We Could Sell You As E-Goods, But We’re in A Giving Mood Today

Don’t worry. These will not be NFTs (if those are even still a thing)
32 Facts About the Digital World That We Could Sell You As E-Goods, But We’re in A Giving Mood Today

In a world where information is so readily available, we really have to spice ours up to get your sweet, sweet attention. Maybe well help the cause by pandering to you and complimenting those striking eyeballs of yours. Wow! Look at those things. You think youre the only one looking at these words, but theyre looking right back at you — and they like what they see!

Yikes! That came off a lot creepier than we intended. Now that we think about it, so did a lot of these digital entries. That seems like a common theme here in the digital world. 

If we promise well stop staring, will you check these out? Theyre really interesting, and they have good intentions. We swear.

Facebook

The Like button was supposed to be called the Awesome button. 27% Like But Zuckerberg nixed the idea and went with Like instead (other nixed ideas included a star and plus / minus signs). NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Reading Robots

Real-Life Dystopian Tropes READING ROBOTS Through high-speed image capture and CD9876 detection of characters, a program called ANPR can identify a license plate at high speed and decode the text associated with it, without human intervention. AB1234 CRACKED

Making Fake Bomb Threats

ATTEMPTS AT ONLINE FAME MAKING A FAKE BOMB THREAT In 2018, Arab Andy, a YouTube prankster, was taken into custody after he streamed a pretend bomb threat at the University of Washington in Seattle. 100% in D. 1 0 5 A CRACKED

Trying to Storm Area 51

AREA WARNIN 51 RESTRICTED A Use of dead force authoriz 1 NO ONLINE TRESPASSIN TRYING TO STORM AREA 51 In September 2019, two Dutch YouTubers were arrested for attempting to break into Area 51 in Nevada, a top-secret military base. They were caught with cameras and drones in their car, and said they didn't realize what they were doing. CRACKED

Pretending to Throw Acid in People’s Faces

ATTEMPTS AT ONLINE FAME PRETENDING TO THROW ACID IN PEOPLE'S FACES Arya Mosallah, a YouTuber, has caused a lot of anger by making videos where he throws water in people's faces as a prank. The U.K. has one of the highest rates of acid attacks in the world, and that kind of thing doesn't seem so harmless. CRACKED

Facebook and Divorce Filings

In 2011, Facebook was mentioned in one third of all divorce filings. DIVORCE And in 2012, over four fifths of divorce lawyers in the U.S. said social networks' role in divorce proceedings was growing. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Dame Judi Dench’s TikTok Account

Dame Judi Dench danced on TikTok, in sketches written by her grandson. are 63 OLIVEBE Dench said TikTok saved my life in the lockdown - there was nothing to do, and all the days blurred together, so she did the videos her grandson wrote. CRACKED.COM

How Facebook Shrinks Your Brain

Facebook shrinks your brain. n. accumbens That's the finding of a 2017 study, in which higher daily frequency of checking Facebook on the smartphone was robustly linked with smaller gray matter volumes of the nucleus accumbens. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Facebook

In 2014, Facebook ran an experiment to see if it can influence users' moods. The experiment was done on 689,000 users, and it changed the items they were shown on Facebook to attempt to make them feel more positive or more negative. And it worked. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Biodata Collection

Real-Life Dystopian Tropes BIODATA COLLECTION Tech experts are warning that society is sleepwalking into a dystopian surveillance nightmare. The growth of the biometric and facial recognition sector has started to have a major impact on human behavior and the communities it monitors. CRACKED

Facial Recognition in ‘Smart Cities’

Real-Life Dystopian Tropes FACIAL RECOGNITION IN SMART CITIES The iPhone XS's facial recognition software is seen as a stepping stone to more complex AI that will be implemented across the infrastructure of smart cities. There is concern that there is potential for abuse by police forces and targeted advertising by retailers. CRACKED

Authoritarian Robot Dogs

Real-Life Dystopian Tropes AUTHORITARIAN ROBOT DOGS Shanghai is using robots to help with the lockdown due to COVID-19. Robot dogs roam the streets, telling people to stay inside and wash their hands. On the plus side, there are also self-driving carts that bring food to people in quarantine. CRACKED

Bespoke Sex Androids

Real-Life Dystopian Tropes BESPOKE SEX ANDROIDS Harmony is a sex robot designed to be customizable via an accompanying app. It first debuted at CES, and has been updated with a new face, AI improvements, and the ability for users to control remotely. There are also plans for different gender variations in the future. CRACKED

The Scourge of Deepfakes

Real-Life Dystopian Tropes Al-GENERATED VIDEO A deepfake is a video that uses artificial intelligence to make it look like someone said or did something they didn't. This can be used for things like porn, spoofs, and satire, but also to spread false information. CRACKED

Browser Histories of Government Officials

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH An appeal court has agreed that internet browser histories of federal government officials are not accessible under Free- dom of Information requests. G Pillow Guy S X M hannity sex X Trump sex - X HOW TO DELETE BROWSER HISTORY PERMANENT Trump Feet Pics Sean Hannity Feet... Tucker Carlson Fe.. eric trump feet pics There was a great sigh of relief from all the officials who never heard of incognito mode.

Plate-Sized Computer Chips

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH A company is building massive plate-sized computer chips that use as much power as a small house. They're designed for specialized Al applications. Am I the only one hoping this will eventually result in giant-size mega-powered laptops?

Privacy Settings

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH Google is stopping ads aimed at minors from targeting them by interests or gender, and is setting videos by minors to private by default. TOYS HERE I AM HERE I IAM HOW DO YOU DO? Now can they do something about the many, many terrifyingly bizarre kids videos on their site?

Google’s Smart Speakers’ Trademark Infringement

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH The U.S. Trade Commission ruled that Google's smart speakers infringe on five of Sonos' patents. This could lead to a ban on Google's speakers, plus maybe even Pixels and Chromecasts. SONOS SONOS SONOS SONOS гоног Turns out stealing smart speaker tech from Sonos wasn't so smart after all.

The Plan to Use A.I. to Monitor Prisoner Phone Calls

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH The Department of Justice is looking into using Al to monitor prisoner phone calls. The tech can be programmed to flag key words or phrases. It'll be like how I used to have to tell my weed dealer how many cans of green paint I wanted, to fool any cops listening in.

Amazon’s Plan to Monitor Keyboard Strokes of Employees

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH Leaked documents revealed Amazon's plans to monitor keyboard strokes and mouse movements of employees in an attempt to stop rogue workers. Home Insert tv Delete À Add to cart Ctrl Amazon keeps putting the tech into technological dystopia.

COVID Scams

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH NBC News reports that tens of billions in COVID benefits was taken in by foreign scammers using stolen and forged IDs. ? : In the old days it was Americans scamming our own government. Now everything's been outsourced!

Record Speed for Spitting Out Digits of Pi

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH A computer spent 100 days to calculate Pi out to 62.8 trillion digits, setting a new record. They did it 3x faster than the last record of 50 trillion digits. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502 88419716939937510582097494459230781 64062862089986280348253421170679821 48086513282306647093844609550582231 72535940812848111745028410270193852 11055596446229489549303819644288109 75665933446128475648233786783165271 20190914564856692346034861045432664 82133936072602491412737245870066063 15588174881520920962829254091715364 36789259036001133053054882046652138 41469519415116094330572703657595919 53092186117381932611793105118548074 46237996274956735188575272489122793 But seriously, who's going to know if they just made up the last ten trillion numbers?

Ad Revenue on Sites That Pirate Movies

CRACKED.COM TANGLED TECH A new study claims total ad revenue on about 7000 sites and apps that stream pirated movies comes to $1.3 billion annually. Somehow I think Disney will still do just fine when it comes to making mega money.

The Thing Ever Sold Online

THE FIRST THING EVER SOLD ONLINE WAS WEED. Long before Amazon or eBay, in the early '70s, a group of Stanford students used Arpanet (the granddaddy of the internet) to arrange the sale of an unknown amount of pot. And you thought computer history was full of dorks. CRACKED.COM

Marlon Brando’s AOL Account

If you got into arguments in AOL chat, you may have been talking to Marlon Brando. Actor Marlon Brando enjoyed spending time in chatrooms and having heated debates, often ending things by telling the other person to fuck off. His account was a frequent target of suspensions by AOL. CRACKED.COM

Bot Traffic

Bots are more active on the internet than people. Only 48.2% of internet traffic is human, and bad bots outnumber good bots. Good bots will crawl your website and bad bots will try to hack it, regardless of how popular it is with humans. CRACKED NOW YOU KNOW

The First AOL IM

The first AOL IM: 1993 PROGRAM DISK Insert disk in your floppy disk drive (A or B): click on the File AMERICA menu of your Windows Program Manager; select Run: then type Online A\SETUP (or BASETUP) and press OK FOR WINDOWS™ Version 2.0 00001005 This was also the last wholesome DM. AOL exec Ted Leonsis IM'd CRACKED.COM his wife Don't be scared ... it is me. Love you and miss you. (to which she responded, Wow ... ... this is so cool!)

Neopets Creators

Neopets was designed for and by college students create a neopet create.a.pet bet central Step 1 - Choose your pet's species! Click on the picture for more information about each explore species. Remember that creating a pet will earn you 50 Neopoints! You can have up to 4 Neopets, but no more, as soon they will begin to get very demanding. If you are just games starting out, it may be best for you to choose one. neomail shops boards new stuff In 2002, the site was the most popular site on the internet in terms of time on site. NOW YOU

Google and Facebook’s Impact on the News

CRACKED.COM NEWS Google and Facebook are destroying news. Due to both companies' near monopoly, most of the ad revenue from news goes to them for acting as middlemen. Meanwhile, the news sites doing the actual reporting are left to scrape by on the scraps, unable to negotiate better terms with the tech giants.

Etsy’s Definition of Handmade

If it's on Etsy, it's handmade... or is it? If it's handcrafted, vintage, custom, or unique, it's on Etsy. The perfect personalized touch Shop now 3 integade magic Sample M H OCN Seoul 50% you why NOT Free shipping? Coming rights - H - Independent seliers has directly from someone NY still soul Etsy's definition of handmade is quite vague. So vague, in fact, that it may include items that were made in a factory. Compounded with a loose enforcement of standards, this means that the lovely scarf you just got may very well have been knit in a sweatshop. CRACKED.COM

The First YouTube Video

The first YouTube video: 2005 CRACKED.COM YouTube cofounder Jawed Karim's Me at the ZOO has the energy of an aborted Jackass stunt. Не motions to the elephants behind him and expounds on their really really really long, um... trunks.

Lush’s Digital Detox

Beauty brand Lush is quitting TikTok, Snapchat, Instagram, and Facebook. EX BOMB THE TOFDAN OF THE BUTTERBALL THE & pop - NA JAMELE SPELLS - you - state HD MA and asics - 222 AND RATHER VP FRONT. E294_ - ONLY - - - . adidas - NON They don't want to contribute to girls' mental health issues, they said, and they don't mind losing millions in revenue. CRACKED.COM

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