56 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of June 23, 2025

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56 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of June 23, 2025

This week was a mixed bag for Joe Rogan.

On Monday, Marc Maron began the WTF podcast by conceding victory to anti-woke comics. Though he didn’t name names, Maron’s rant acknowledged that all of the comedians who’ve gone out of their way to punch down on marginalized communities while complaining that they “can’t say what they want” have accomplished exactly what they set out to do.

“When do you stop doing the jokes? I mean, you won, you broke it. You broke a lot of people. When do we stop doing the jokes? All that DEI stuff, that threatening, horrible sort of idea of trying to make democracy work? It’s all gone. You did it. You did it, fellas.”  

While Maron admitted defeat in the war against Joe Rogan and his ilk, Brian “The Liver King” Johnson refused to back down. In a series of baffling threats to Rogan on Instagram, the raw-meat enthusiast and fitness influencer challenged the podcast host to fight him, saying, “I have no training in jiu-jitsu; you’re a black belt, you should dismantle me. But I’m picking a fight with you.”

Though Austin police arrested and charged Johnson with terroristic threats, he’s already gotten out on bond and returned to social media — as any true poster would.

Speaking of which, the Twitter timeline is also full of true posters, and as always, they spent the last seven days firing off some hilarious tweets. This week’s best included those about the illusion of free choice, an eternal question and why rent is so expensive.

jake @huntichon Jun 21 0 ... Best thing about having worked 12+ hour shifts the last 5 months is that I have no idea who Benson Boone is 125K 16 685 26K 446K
S 8 @dykezillaa 16h ... no baby... no send me anonymous messages! I have a crush on my 58 year-old coworker, should I tell her? (she is married to a man) (I am a 22 year-old lesbian) OR @dykezillaa Jun 20 ngl.link/dykezillaa1 158 2.3K 94K del 1.8M
miss kiss @richn0duh. Jun 22 s ... not right now like seriously mousan @metgalacrave Jun 21 Ezra Miller on the Filming Italy red carpet. APA ASSOCIADI PRODUCT AUDHOW MAIE GUESS - SANPAOLO - / ForteVillage ? SARDEGRA INGITALY RLUCCHI COTR INTESA GNA FESTIVAL RANCIACORTA HP COTRIL OLO COUA PANNA IN DINING WATERS ELLEGRINO .. Montograppa enel ITALY INTESA ESTIVAL HP FILMH SARDEG JESS® Montograppa COTRI 2 ONE NUOVOIMAIE - M.C: FILM COMO ISSION 207 5.6K 147K 6M
YORK NEW S ... New York Metro Weather @nymetrowx 3h METRO WEATHER ok ima go outside Sunny 99° H:99° L:75° FEELS LIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA damn d'intelligence arena outside got hands 4 661 6.7K 195K
gavin !? @hellsupermarket.2 21h ... i found my parents blog about me as a baby Sometimes a boy just has to sit back and chill...... 8 308 8.4K del 82K
Due Process Enjoyer @MoleculesGoHard 20h ... This tweet inspired me to combine rice (carbs) and lentils (protein and fiber) in my rice cooker. The result is a disgusting, nutritionally-complete mush that I call rintil @jadinho97.J Jun 18 How easy life would've been if rice had protein 541 3.3K 87K del 2.7M
Ok @FirstName736928. Jun 21 s ... Sorry buddy BenJarvus Green-Ellis @theLawFirm42 Jun 19 Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever? #Witness 581 7.3K 131K 6.8M
G Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson Jun 22 ... uber driver: fun night? me: 26 646 15K 501K
Daniel D'Addario @DPD_ Jun 22 ... the disciples after Jesus was resurrected and then walked on water: Trader Tony @trader_tony_ . . Jun 22 New lorde goes craaaaaazy at the beach 21 3.2K 46K 1.5M
s ... Andrew @Dub_A. 17h The eternal question We are NOT closing! JUST TIME TO PASS THE TORCH ARE YOU THE NEXT HOT DOG MAN? 1.8K 50 32K 835K
mk @handslikevapor - 22h ... showing the 17 year old at work what tinder looks like for a 29 year old woman and she said these cannot be your only options 593 5.4K 214K 6M
DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy 23h ... crosswords are so easy honestly 66. Response to winning a lottery, maybe Y A A A Y Mill, cource 67 62 5.6K 121K del 1.8M
Mariella! @pfaffphobic Jun 21 O ... I didn't realize they could be catholic a () NGNS K 1 ART 2 ana $ 40°C Confirmed Labubus! $70 39 4K 76K del 1.4M
Mira @roarkpkmn . 23h ... Discourse I just invented: glasses fetishism is problematic because eyeglasses are technically a disability aid 187 4K 50K 942K
Kristen @Kica333 20h ... Flour company: What if we sell it in a paper bag that's not fully sealed at the bottom? 225 3.8K 92K 1.4M
S Sarah @sarahmazing Jun 21 ... If nobody got me I know THE US GOVT. DON'T got me EITHER 31 19K 176K del 2.5M
tatum @planetgraves 21h ... If you ever are on the verge of killing yourself just get a cat. Because now you still really want to die but at least you have a box of shit and piss in your house 17 1K 17K 228K
s ... miss chad @laurenposting 18h Sending this to your boss >>>>> the Rich @Duderichy.20h what FC fastcompany +WORK LIFE Gen Z wants in-office sex to be a totally acceptable thing 2 479 12K 208K
BROONO + @BROONOart Jun 23 S ... Graphic tee in 1950s looks so out of place he looks like he plays Fortnite Right All The Movies All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies Jun 20 7 year old ROBERT DE NIRO in 1950. EVICES VO 45 3.5K 115K 1.9M
Cybershell @Cybershell . 1 17h G ... It's time to admit Sid was actually a pretty cool and creative guy for making all those fucked up toys, way cooler than that fucking loser Andy umami @u_m_a_m_i.1 19h Pixar peaked with these character design choices. 374 10K 171K del 4.7M
bryan metzger G @metzgov 16h ... covid governor experienced sexual Political Polls @PpollingNumbers - 1 17h What do you think when you hear Andrew Cuomo (NYC voters) Yale polling harassment deblasio ommon authori tative communicator knowledgeable say words homes focused less predator community decisive egotistical resigns seniors resigned grandma nice determined C'E lying nepotism claims well assault corrupt good right disgrace fights left change resignation lot selfish LOVIC dishones times d nursing government trustworthy busy ny people stand tough g car es honest race intelligent corruptionscandal pervert confident ver best man prison O 4 job now harasser act sure republicans controversial bully
Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports - 16h ... Everybody had one of these in the 70s and they all sounded like a 747 preparing for takeoff and took nine hours to open a fucking can. GENERAL ELECTRIC SANT OLEAN AUTOMATIC KHEIT OFF Can Opener Knife Sharpaner 3.6K 150K 187 185
mor @moristiko . 18h ... You think coming out as gay is hard? Try telling people you enjoy little caesers pizza 8 217 1.7K del 39K
hope @hopeyrok.19h ... posting thirst traps for oomf but they just just keep liking stuff about my thoughts and interests instead 3 1K 7.7K dJ 109K
napping turtle @sanguinebrother 20h ... being in a rich persons house is so stressful like why am I struggling to find the trash 17 636 14K 123K
Nick @n_c_l.12h s ... finally having a conversation with someone you found intimidatingly attractive and realizing you have zero chemistry whatsoever 6 1.5K 24K del 254K
TTI @TikTokInvestors . 22h s ... Linked in 2025 TikTok @ corporatedudes I hope Iran doesn't try to destroy our top secret nuclear facility pictured here in the top left corner 81 5.3K 105K del 2.2M
O ... **** @tiredofdiri 20h Wait this is a real person?? I thought yall morphed duke dennis and john legend with ai @FanDuel Jun 22 FanDuel JAYLIN WILLIAMS IS AN NBA CHAMPION #WPS #ThunderUp FJ Loves TRUNDER HUND JAYLIN WILLIAMS 2025 NBA CHAMPION 3.0 PPG 3.0 RPG 1.0 APG 80 752 12K 489K
death @cloves_gf. 19h S ... iconic carlos_the_colombian.12 6h We still don't like you 38 Reply View 6 previous replies 3h Author rachelzegler @carlos_the_colombian.12 i'll live 540 Reply carlos_the_colombian.12 3h @rachelzegler fair enough 6 Reply 1K 383K 10 38K
breakfast @ouchowwie 22h ... can i get an iced cappuccino no. that doesnt exist. im going to hit you with rocks now 43 564 7.4K 128K
aaron (can't mosh) @aaroncantmosh.20h that dude was really named Dolph Ziggler 90 454 11K 450K
G ... vox lex @gretagerwigflew Jun 24 I FEEL NOTHING yes i own one of the most important historical documents of all time. April rollingstone 2009 Issue .. $4.50 1075 RoftingSione TO SEE WHAT'S INSIDE 104 3.3K 50K del 911K
Maw G ... @TheEbonyMaw. Jun 24 Good morning. In 1992, the original team behind Kirby were all asked to draw the character from memory, these were the results. HAL, ١٠٤ 2th 230 8.5K 206K del 3.7M
@twaniimals Jun 24 O ... CAULIFLOWER OR DOG 81 3.8K 41K del 1.1M
§ @imydante Jun 24 ... What did you do today I went insane. 16 16K 4.1K 306K
Cresta @Crestamorph - Jun 24 ... God it's been forever since I've checked up on my island. Everyone's probably dead or something. (Nintendo Nintendo of Ameri... @NintendoAmeri... Jun 24 Vibing. #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons MUZIC EVERYONE E ESRB 0:08 250 11K 170K del 5.3M
erika @yeeeerika . Jun 24 ... just got diagnosed with needing an ice cream 61 3.8K 17K 459K
O ... Weird Spotify Playlists @SpotifyWeird Jun 25 PLAYLIST A Toaster Comedify - 8 songs, 24 min 39 sec Custom order Q # TITLE ALBUM L Silence 1 SILENCE Silence 3:01 Marshmello, Khalid Silence 2 Extra Grbg 1:56 5admin The Sound of Silence Immortalized 4:08 3 Disturbed Silence 3:21 4 love, pain, & retros... Before You Exit more silence 5 Ingenuity (The No... 2:56 BROCKBEATS, lan Urbina Silence 6 Silence 2:59 Our Last Night Ka-Ching! 3:20 7 Up! Shania Twain Toast Time 2:58 8 Party Up At The D... Chris Sernel 22 1.2K 18K del 310K
Turn @wydturn - Jun 24 O ... I literally told you yesterday, don't you remember? Me: 49 19K 4.3K del 364K
star S @stxrinsky . Jun 25 ... @drinkwarmbeer The illusion... i had a i had good a bad day day ...of free choice. 59 4K 65K del 2M
Super Human Automated Y... @_indic... Jun 24 ... idk, i think the elephant ties the room together nicely 18 493 2.5K del 44K
Faff (Fawful's Lover) @faffreux 21h ... My sister got a new kitten and it immediately decided to loaf on a watermelon and bless us with this picture. 1.9M 144 17K 205K
Trey @TA1297 19h ... whats his middle name?? NBA TV B-R TV @NBATV 19h 'K' is a special letter in the Knueppel family, as Kon tells @TaylorRooks all about it at the #NBADraft RS JAZZ 13 nEW Era DAFT25 DRA State ed by 1:36 203 974 28K del 2.9M
s ... trevy @chillextremist • 16h Goofy phone be aura farming for no reason GHL DEF 3 ABC 2 4 I SI MNO 6 REDIAL 7 TUV O 8 WAY وه GOOFY 141 6.2K 80K del 1.1M
WHANGMAN Justin Whang III G ... @JustinWhang 15h I'LL HANDLE THEM, BUT ALL MY FWENDS... TINY CHEF ©2019righthandedletyyrist TH ToonHive @ToonHive Jun 24 Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes. 1:16 80 10K 149K 2.8M
Heartbreak Vet @VetHeartbreak 17h s ... Was I flirting... or am I just charming? GIF 69 11K 58K dal 1M
G ... acervo @kimchipilled Jun 25 You're allowed to get a little Japanese with it if you slay TheOriginalDoll @DieWithoutBrit Jun 24 Britney Spears photographed by Michael Thompson for W Magazine, 2003. of 61 1.7K 30K 658K
@doyenmxn 21h ... I don't even fuck around and I still be finding out 174 24K 102K 1.8M
no context youtube @youtubenocontxt-Jun 25 S ... MURDER ON MY MIND YNW Melly WORLDRAP Replies X Natalia Slowik - 4 months ago N Ppl hearing this song: Thats creepy! Me: Holding two knifes in each hand and dancin like a creep who wanna kill everyone xDDD 9 182 493K 41 1.7K 41K
mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie 20h THIS SUMMER WE FAILING THE BECHDEL TEST 13 723 9K 142K
hickey @HickeyShamer.2 22h ... Just turned Fortnite off to read Dostoevsky 27 1.8K 28K del 367K
Geoff @kwoade Jun 25 s ... INCOMIIIING 21 1.7K 23K del 246K
Bunbun (is not over seeing На... @major... Jun 25 s ... As someone who's never even heard of the show before I'm gonna kill myself TH ToonHive @ToonHive Jun 24 Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes. 27 4.7K 68K 1.6M
Soul @TrueSoul_ Jun 25 ... Can we have this button fucking everywhere @CloudxSoul • Jun 25 Can we have this button on Pinterest plz Exclude AI 311 60K 516K del 6.7M
rated @imyrated Jun 25 ... this and a silver fridge = 2k a month Natasha >>Z @Whitehorsemagic Jun 25 just because you put this floor in don't mean the rent should be $1250 12K 345 189K 6.5M
M s ... bd @notyaboi777.J Jun 24 Accidentally became important at work 125K 100 15K 171K del 3.7M

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