35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, April 18, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, April 18, 2025

As evidenced by his elaborate Nathan for You schemes, his detailed approach to crafting an exact replica of Brooklyn’s Alligator Lounge and the entire monstrosity that was the “Claw of Shame” stunt, Nathan Fielder is all about going above and beyond in committing to the bit. The exception to this once-ironclad rule, however, is his most recent livestream promoting The Rehearsal’s upcoming second season. 

On Friday, Fielder headed to HBO’s Instagram account to make good on his promise of going live for “12 hours straight” on the TV network’s Instagram page. But after tuning in, fans quickly noticed Fielder wasn’t answering questions. He was offering sparse “alrights” “awesomes” and coy sips of his canned beverage in what appeared to be an equally-canned two-minute loop. 

As Fielder predictably teases his fans, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’s Megan Ganz is actually giving viewers what they want, and auctioning off a “mystery bundle” of several T-shirts seen throughout the long-running series’ 17 seasons. “Bid on them now and you can wear them when you hang out in your party mansion,” the FXX producer captioned an Instagram post of the pile of Sunny-spotted shirts. 

We can’t promise you’ll walk away with Charlie Kelly’s wardrobe, but we can promise you’ll laugh at today’s most hilarious tweets, the best of which detail Big Bird’s diplomatic skills, Microsoft Outlook’s pranking spirit and the deal-breaker status of blueberry muffins.

G ... Corky St. Clair shady diva moments @luxurytrash_ 10h Liza does not have rizz - she has the far more aspirational pizzazz mary @elaine_stritch 19h the rizz in this picture is at a level that is almost unsustainable 9 218 3.4K 65K
@kateinwords Apr 17 ... when people date for like 5 years and break up i literally get really scared 587 10K 158K del 4.8M
s ... girlygirlll @pink_chellaaa 11h my daughter started crying 379 14K 153K del 3.4M
@rottedbrainz. 22h s ... marz (squirrel girl) going to start doing this when customers are mean to me I make dolls of them out of receipt paper and take them home and beat them with hammers 168 13K 188K del 2.6M
s ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 10h Geeked out at the renaissance fair СОБО Fill T Foundry I + GOBLINS 127.7K ... 447 3 65 1K 17K
D.R.G @DRG_tweets329.2 20h ... Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing 102 15K 58K del 1.1M
felix LOVEBITE DJ, FWA @xravedogx Apr 17 ... SOON Hi! Silly legal question. Am I allowed to hang out here? 958 2.2K 126K 4.9M
CARTIER. @CartiersSaint · 18h 0 ... DROPPED MY PHONE AND THE SCREEN SHATTERED OMGG BURGER Pizza Hut M KING McDonald's Chick-fil-A My Pizza Hut Burger King S Arbys Taco Bell SUBWAY® Arby's Popeyes PAPA WING-STOP JOHNS KFC Wingstop Chipotle Papa Johns FIVE DQ 's GUYS Little Caesars Chili's Dairy Queen Five Guys IHOP W IHOP Applebee's Whataburger Wendy's 313 721 21K 617K
G ... Sopranos World @SopranosWorld . 21h Being in Being in your 30's your 30's in the 90's in 2025 Coca CLA 4 POL 53 3.4K 43K del 1M
lauren @gilmxres 21h G ... are you available to jump on a quick call? 8 2.1K 21K 334K
s ... Women Posting W's @womenpostingws - 16h good things will come The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit 5 640 6.7K 120K
Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom Apr 17 ... Outlook: You have 1 unread email. Me: I do? Where? Outlook: lol, well that's the big mystery. Anyway, have a fun day! 18 974 17K del 210K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode - 6h G ... BOSE Circling over the local crazy lady's house to keep the town Facebook page interesting 2 140 3.3K 36K
O low yield lucy @picotop.23h ... DON'T FIRE JEROME POWELL SCHOOL WALKOUT FRIDAY APRIL 18 10 AM SPREAD THE WORD 1.6K 22K 821K 131
frankie @frankieats 15h ... unfollowed someone for saying they hate blueberry muffins do not fuck around with me please 38 1.6K 8.6K 137K
pj @pjayevans . 9h ... Hey it was great to meet you. Cool if I follow you on ig for the rest of my life 1 135 1.7K del 35K
bryn @brynontwt. 23h ... i i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid 326 9.9K 60K del 1.1M
awlivv ( era) @awlivv 13h ... you say you're going to k*** y******* ***** too much god forbid a girl have a catchphrase 18 270 2.2K 60K
S ... Images AI Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 19h put him down Little desert pocket mouse 22 461 6.1K del 90K
will o'brien @willobri 17h ... Buying a ton of these and putting them on every Volkswagen and Porsche in San Francisco Free US shipping on $15+ sticker orders! Pretty RUDE Things I bought this before I knew he was a nazi 162 935 29K 626K
ro @peachtimes_. 21h ... This is the only funny thing ive seen on instagram threads ymmayer 17h ... + white women in brooklyn love wearing a backless sundress after getting cupping done 944 20 18 32 1 155 6.4K 80K
فلسطين حرة! s ... @jonnysocialism. 14h jonny HOW MUCH SAWDUST CAN EVERY POSE YOU PUT IN A RICE CRISPY - TREAT BEFORE PEOPLE - NOTICE? OTHESIS DATA a dabmoms RESULTS RIABLES THE - ATERIALS MOM PERFECT More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS .. 16h BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News. 10 1K 10K del 111K
7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000.2 22h ... I think it's probably her beautiful face and giant rack but idk James @MKUltraMoney Apr 15 The reason men are so attracted to Sydney Sweeney is because she has no tattoos. 80 1.3K 54K 1.8M
Guy W a Factory @premiles_ . 19h ... Hey dude I loved the coded messages you sent me through your IG stories 3 504 4.8K del 90K
Uncle Sober @SobrietyField . 1 19h ... bet these ones are actually good for you, look how stoked that horse is! Cigarette Dystopia @CigsMake Apr 15 Chinese cigarettes 75 104 4.4K 98K del 2.1M
big content guy @bigcontentguy - 14h s ... didn't know being the man was illegal CONSEQUENCE @consequence. 1 19h Haley Joel Osment was arrested at a California ski resort and charged with public intoxication and possession of a controlled substance. Prior to his arrest, he attempted to board a ski lift with his helmet on backward-and without skis or a snowboard -> cons.lv/F7k4Lo 242 2.4K 57K del 3.1M
Elle of @_shiticantsay 20h ... As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be: When Shania Twain says, let's go girls, do you go? If so, girl. 92 7.6K 70K del 1M
Wild TikToks C @wildtiktokss . 9h O ... I can change him did he shit himself? + 207.5K ... 572 17 403 5.2K 56K
brazes @lordbrazes . 2 21h ... you told your groupchat already? god forbid i report back to headquarters 86 1.5K 9.9K del 300K
@solodown Apr 16 ... the first person to have bad acne probably got stoned omg 177 5.4K 160K del 2.8M
Timothy @deliclit t 2 hh ... Getting creative with cottage cheese is crazy to me. I'll see you in hell 17 656 7.9K del 188K
Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti.20h s ... i bloody knew it 277 7.2K 62K del 2.1M
evan loves worf @esjesjesj 12h S ... Found the autistic person who destroys families, doesn't pay taxes, and cannot find love Mohe America Greaf Assin TION FOUN SERIES TRU and 711 8.5K 91K 879K
Women Posting W's @womenpostingws.20h ... the little things alitheloaf 2d Follow my partner works in a potato factory and every time he finds a heart potato he brings it home for me, i've started an album for them on my phone Potatoes from Matthew 9 Items yoa dav BOX the LI 113 7.7K 91K dJ 1.1M
chris alsikkan™ @AlsikkanTV Apr 16 S ... we need him now more than ever BIG BIRD IN JAPAN BIG BIRD IN CHINA Blake TM @NeilNevins Jan 15 I've got no beef with China. Big Bird went there. Не had a good time. 68 10K 141K del 2.2M

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