51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 14, 2025

‘Do Mormons get a religious exemption from chest day?’
51 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of April 14, 2025

Though birthdays are usually celebrated with cake, presents and bottles of champagne so expensive that you begin to believe the entire sparkling wine industry is a scam, Hello Kitty decided to take a new approach in celebrating puppy pal Pompompurin’s 29th on Wednesday: posting his entire cartoon asshole on main. 

“Happy birthday to the sweetest pup, Pompompurin!” the famous not-feline captioned an image of her and her golden retriever pal, whose butt was facing the camera. Naturally, fans flocked to the comments section with a whole lot of questions.

“Did he need to show hole for the pic tho?” asked one Twitter user, while another denounced the snap as “just nasty and classless.”

The five-apples-tall icon and her animated pals weren’t the only ones getting roasted this week, however — other scathing burns took aim at Norwegian food, self-described “people pleasers” and a deadbeat dad president.

aurora @lynchianbush - 1d S ... send his big ass back to the kissing booth i'm so serious Media Updates @mediaforupdates-1 1d 12 351 7.9K 203K
perfume&prose @Brieyonce 8h ... I would have opened the door POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.8h Gayle King confirms Katy Perry sang in space. MISSION NS KING 0:20 6 175 1.3K 40K
O ... Czech Hunter @hauntedbottom.A Apr 13 do mormons get a religious exemption from chest day POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Apr 12 Cover art for Benson Boone's sophomore album, 'American Heart.' 6 52 3.3K 92K
Pookie @PookiesParadise.2 20h G ... no bubbles jus dirty mop water Rico @RicozRevenge . 2 20h bubble bath with my babe CHATE DEL SWEET N 250 ml 961 6.7K 149K 8.3M
jay @fwj6y . 21h G ... grab a couple more gang trax @traxstarrr 21h just grabbed a midnight snack 467 6.7K 143K 5.2M ادار
Broboimation (@broboimation.bsky.soci... @broboimati... Apr 14 s ... Dream: how do I get relevant again Liver Failure: dream @dreamwastaken Apr 13 I'm turning green 20 4.3K 89K 776K
TURIS COOKS TOME OUT Sara >>>> LOUIS NOTICE s ... @tooyoungonvinyl - - 15h Katy Perry was the 1st pop singer to go to space you guys forgot about this divas 16 2.9K 27K del 300K
andrew lowe @andrewlowe 14h S ... Very soft landing and it looks like Hiroshima 2000s @PopCulture2000s - Apr 14 katy perry is back and alive! no way they dropped them like that MISSIO 0:16 CAPS T+10 34 734 20K 652K
Cody Johnston @drmistercody.2h G ... a astronaut Katy Perry Tours @KatyPerryTours-Apr 13 A woman. A astronaut. A history maker. ASTRON ING CENTER RY ORION BL A Readers added context This individual traveled as a passenger on a suborbital spaceflight, briefly entering space without orbiting Earth. The FAA classifies such passengers as spaceflight participants, not astronauts, as they perform no essential crew tasks during flight. faa.gov/space/human_sp... Do you find this helpful? Rate it 42 69 4K 69K
deadbeat daughter @ravadosaslut - 8h ... friendzoned him but he was simply not getting the hint so had to pull this move love you too you're like the son I've always wanted what 104 1.7K 42K del 505K
Sosa S ... @ihysosa 20h 6 the FBI think they slick Garren @wtvgarren 20h Covering up the camera could damage your laptop 6K 111 78K del 1.1M
G ... reaghan @reaghanhb 19h Obsessed with how this guy made himself age 25 years in a span of five years and is still claiming to be getting younger Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson - Apr 14 2018 2023 2024 2025 326 4.1K 106K del 3.1M
s ... .rolly. @rollymollykd .. 18h Tate McRae's bedroom manchi @ghosotin Apr 14 ? TRUMP MATEAMERICA GREAT AGAIN! THE FRIS TOL R 2024 THE Utrk AMERICAN COMEBACK 10:40 + PM 1,495 561 104 145 68K 2.6K del 2.9M
Grace @gracecamille_. 1 14h ... commenting finally a real body on all my friends' ig pics 3 174 5.5K 120K
Zaza Man @Zazamyodor Apr 14 ... Girls be like Baby I have a great idea and it's a trip you have to pay for 323 7.8K 54K del 1.9M
Medic Kim @medickimw.22h G ... My patients are rationing insulin & declining surgeries. POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave Apr 14 Katy Perry exiting the rocket capsule. MISSION NS 3 0:03 / 0:11 334 12K 149K del 2.5M
Learn Something @cooltechtipz.23h G ... Toilet paper resignation I have chosen this type of paper for my resignation as a symbol of how this company has treated me I QUIT 714 15K 194K del 7.8M
ROBIN @folkwhvre 18h G ... S Republican makeup Pop Base @PopBase 18h Morgan Wallen and Tate McRae seemingly tease a collab. TE 95 1.6K 60K dJ 2.1M
G ... lucy TS @lucysreputation . 2th bro discovered america but he can't cut the orange man out the film? Pop Base @PopBase Apr 15 'Home Alone 2' director Chris Columbus says he wants Donald Trump's cameo removed: I just wish it was gone. I can't cut it. If I cut it, I'll probably be sent out of the country. 67 6K 129K del 2.5M
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans 4h G ... Think twice before shaving 106 256 5.7K 375K
trizz @meeksfilm . 19h O ... look at the state of our journalism dawg deadline DEADLINE Follow ... Suggested for you TV 'Carrie' TV Series From Mike Flanagan Officially Greenlighted By Prime Video DEADLINE 186 2.3K 73K del 2.3M
O j@gucciandior Apr 14 ... people have read popular books since people could read jegaevi @jegaevi Apr 14 These video essays never miss THE The MY YEAR A LITTLE Joan THE العربية NORMAL SONG OF LIFE SECRET OF REST AND PEOPLE Didion ACHILLES RELAXATION HISTORY The Bunny OTTESSA MOSHFEGH SALLY White DONNA HANYA ROONEY Mora Awad YANAGIHARA Album TARTT ... - News Howling - MADELINE MILLE Are we all reading the same books? ... not - IT ENDS CASEY McQUISTON BEACH A COURT The seven READ OF - RED, WITH HUSBANDS FOURTH THORNS of WHITE & The - AND US
Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon 22h ... If going to space for 3 minutes makes you an astronaut then I'm a gynecologist... 3.6K 20K 237K 6.6M
s ... Dylan Ali @dylanali_ Apr 15 BREAKING! Girl canceled for being racist 7 years ago turns out to still be racist BOHAD Bhad Bhabie @BhadBhabie Apr 14 WHITE UES WHITE MITB LVES MATER 322 5.1K 90K del 2.9M
G ... molly 84 @FROTTAGECORE Apr 15 thinking about this advertisement for one of the worst albums I've ever heard NO FEATURES NO SWEDISH SONGWRITERS NO TRAP BEATS 100% PURE UNCUT ROCK GReen DAY FATHER OF ALL... OUT NOW of ALL FATER LAMAR 220K 10K 519 89
the scrapbook girl @62lovestory Apr 15 emily GOT PETER ... also what is the point of this. you look for the fake eggs because there's chocolate inside. why would I want yolk Andrea (Taylor's Version) @AmericanKaw13 Apr 15 The white house easter egg hunt is using THIRTY THOUSAND REAL EGGS instead of plastic eggs. In this economy?! It's giving let them eat cake Imao 58 1.6K 38K 728K
KC @nigerianprynce Apr 14 ... A tiny house is nothing more than gentrified trailer home Financial Dystopia @financedystop Apr 13 $800 a month for this Tiny Home $800-is Per month. 502 for this home is 800 bucks 1:38 209 2.7K 42K del 1.6M
evan loves worf @esjesjesj - 17h ... Did he swim faster than you too Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_ - Apr 15 When the AP says wrongly deported Maryland man what the really mean is rightfully deported El Salvador man x.com/ap/status/1911... 151 1.6K 40K 713K
G ... Mutahar @OrdinaryGamers • Apr 14 notice how everyone else is having fun Imao. Windows @Windows Apr 14 they don't know I updated to Windows 11 126 4K 111K 1.5M
COSMIC SLOP @afrocosmist.1 17h ... Birth of a Nation being 3 hours long is absolutely insane. it was like the racist Lord of the Rings back then 32 528 10K 244K
G ... Thad The Rig Thurman @TheRig69 . 16h This dude could smoke a cigarette in the rain martavisbryantlover @martavisbryant3 Apr 13 What's the call on this cut? 62 434 22K del 1.7M
в lack @RealBlackSpe. 17h S ... Parody account No it isn't DramaAlert @DramaAlert 19h Call of Diddy meme is going viral. CALL OF DIDDY baby lotion MATURE M ESRB 239 6.2K 232K del 2.7M
nicole ruiz @nwilliams030 16h G ... I am begging you all to explain what your definition of a chemical is Neve @naturallyneve Apr 15 They don't want you to know that you can literally just use baking soda, white vinegar and castile soap to clean EVERYTHING. You never need to touch a chemical again. Nutrition Facts ARM & THE STANDARD HAMMER OF PURITY FAMILY SOAPMAKERS SINCE 1854 - 40% DR. BRONNER'S 18-IN-1 HEMP BABY UNSCENTED PURE-CASTILE SOAP with MADE CERTIFIED FAIR WITH ORGANIC OKLE TRADE - E Pure WEIR la Baking Soda on I 1 America's a Trusted Baking Soda Brand of
jay G ... @jayythewave Apr 15 they are going to place photos of your lungs in a super-cancer article and some bored student will doodle on it trax @traxstarrr Apr 15 hitting this like a pan flute 110 16K 279K del 4.8M
Cocoa Tea @NyamShit_ Apr 16 G ... Did he need to show hole for the pic tho? Hello Kitty @hellokitty Apr 16 Happy birthday to the sweetest pup, Pompompurin! 2025 SANINO CO CITY 236 6.1K 86K 1.8M
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer Apr 16 0 ... The villain could be hiding anywhere! The villains lair: @oocculture Apr 14 Check out the lightning behind the Capitol 0:01 61 11K 180K del 2.6M
John Ganz @lionel_trolling Apr 15 G ... The guys who kept saying weird shit in your ww2 history class are now running the department of defense Visegrád 24 @visegrad24 Apr 15 One of Pete Hegseth's top advisors Dan Caldwell has been escorted out of the Pentagon after being identified as someone who is leaking information 67 3.1K 48K 958K
LB @lnbshr Apr 16 ... Seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever 310 15K 107K del 2M
monster reactions @LMonsterReacts Apr 16 ... they thought this was gonna be a hit... 2:25 Sexyy Red & Bruno Mars - Fat Juicy & Wet ... (Official Music Video) 36M views 2 months ago Sexyy Red 930 3.3K 141K 4.5M
G Clau @clau_zn Apr 15 ... Why do Norwegians eat like their country isn't rich Joakim @joakial_ Apr 15 607 6K 109K del 3.3M
@spyonpumkinpie Apr 16 G ... imagine starting a family with a guy that wears a vancleef bracelet étoile @llncai Apr 15 Family 264 1.7K 29K del 1.3M
zoë rose bryant ... @zoerosebryant hi, pre-k teacher here. no need to worry nancy, it's in our curriculum to cover all the letters eventually. this week we're working on S-T-F-U @NancyMace Apr 13 Nancy Mace I want our kids to learn about A-E-I-O-U instead of L-G-B-T-Q. 1:10 AM Apr 15, 2025 12.8M Views 2.3K 39K 435K 7.2K
GENERAL SAM @GeneralSamsSec. 21h ... Wait, Elon's been getting all these women pregnant with in vitro fertilization? Dude I got a way cooler method you should try you dumbass 1.1K 4.7K 134K 3.6M
stan РООПА @CHUUOOMFIE. 15h S ... standing sideways and he's STILL showing hole omfggggg.. just ran through and uncouthe adorabledaily @adorabledaiIy Apr 16 he is 5 puddings tall 6 ي 5 4 W 3 2 1 215 8.5K 138K del 3.4M
ShitpostGateway O @ShitpostGate. 13h ... Most tamous art trom each denomination Catholic Last-Supper-Da Vinci Orthodox Trinity Rublev Protestant Vischer and Nawrocki-Veggie Tales twilight Mormon With Texa the for 43 450 7.4K 100K
Vivian @suchnerve Apr 16 ... drug tests for EVERYONE in the White House and i'm not joking Laura Miers @LauraMiers Apr 16 Excuse me? = The WHITE HOUSE But we are capable of so much more. Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow, and improve productivity. 183 12K 175K de 2.5M
Ej Dickson @ejdickson 19h O ... this is the funniest thing i have ever read The comment that drew the most ire from the source was Wendy's swipe about sending Perry back to space. Telling a woman that she should be 'sent back' is shameful bullying and reflects a troubling willingness to tear down in today's society, the source says. What's worse is that the face of Wendy's is a woman, which makes this decision not just hypocritical, but painfully ironic. People People @people 19h Katy Perry Deserves an Apology from Wendy's for 'Blatantly Inappropriate' Blue Origin Comments: Exclusive Source
will o'brien @willobri 17h ... Buying a ton of these and putting them on every Volkswagen and Porsche in San Francisco Free US shipping on $15+ sticker orders! Pretty RUDE Things I bought this before I knew he was a nazi 162 934 29K 625K
ro @peachtimes_ - 21h ... This is the only funny thing ive seen on instagram threads ymmayer 17h ... + white women in brooklyn love wearing a backless sundress after getting cupping done 944 20 18 32 1 155 6.4K del 80K
Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck 17h ... Не looks older with dyed hair than gray CP CP24 24 @CP24 Apr 17 George Clooney says there should have been a Democratic primary after Biden dropped out cp24.com/news/world/202... 585 1K 37K del 1.1M
megan @chismosavirus.23h 0 ... just nasty and classless. Hello Kitty @hellokitty Apr 16 Happy birthday to the sweetest pup, Pompompurin! - 2028 SANBIO CO. LTD 375 9.6K 159K del 4.9M

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